Remus: We have three questions from Artamiss556

Remus: The first question is for all of us and it says I have a question are you gays (see what i did there) Ha! gonna tell the light sides about this ask and dare blog thingy?

Remus: Nah it's more funny when they're clueless about the things we do in front of them!

Virgil: Yeah

Remus: Alright the last two questions are for you Jan and it says Janus now's your chance to expose Virgil and Remus, how often do they do "it" that you can hear and does it bother you?

Remus: *cackles*

VirgIl: *blushing and clearing his throat*

Janus: Considering the fact that Remus can't keep it in his pants, A LOT

Janus: And all I have to say is that thank GOD that they finally made their rooms sound proof because I swear if I had to hear another

Janus: *moans in Virgil's voice* Oh Remus~

Janus: *moans in Virgil's voice* Remus faster please~

Janus: *moans in Virgil's voice* Remus don't stop~

Janus: I was going to fucking lose it!

Virgil: *blushing and hiding in his hood*

Remus: *cackling*

Remus: Oh you just wish you could do that with Patton

Janus: *blushing* Shut up!

Remus: *cackles*

Remus: Alright and your last question says Also when they first got together what were some of the most embarrassing things they did?

Janus: Where do I begin?

Janus: Alright so one time Remus wanted to give being romantic for once a try and wanted to feed Virgil his food

Remus: *knows exactly where this is going*

Janus: The thing is, Virgil's head was turned the other way so when he turned his head back around, Remus shoved the spoon too fast and accidentally hit Virgil in the eye

Remus: Listen it was the thought that counts!

Virgil: Ree the thing is you were supposed to do it slowly 

Remus: I know but at least I tried

Virgil: *smiles* Yeah

Janus: There was also this one time where Remus wanted to open the door for Virgil and the door was one of those push and pull handled ones

Janus: So you know what he does?

Remus: *mocking voice* WhAt DiD hE dO?

Janus: He pulls the handle for about 5 minutes gay, struggling to get it open until Virgil pushes it and what a shocker it opens

Virgil: Yeah...

Virgil: It said "push" on the side of it Ree

Remus: Bold of you to assume that I actually read!

Janus: Oh and let's not forget the infamous "Remus wanted a hug from Virgil before he left to go help Thomas but Virgil already turned around to leave before he could notice the gesture" moment

Remus: *glares at Janus*

Virgil: Wait really?

Remus: *still glaring at Janus and nods his head*

Virgil: *hugs Remus* I'm sorry, I was in a rush, I didn't know you wanted one before I left that time

Remus: *hugs Virgil back and holds him close* It's alright

Janus: This comes to show that romantic gestures aren't Remus' strong suit

Remus: *smirking* But you know what is my strong suit?

Janus: *sighs and facepalms* Don't say-

Remus: MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!!

Janus: And there it is