Remus: Psst Jan *waves his hand to come over*

Janus: *walks to where Remus is*  What

Remus: *glances at Virgil sitting across the room on his phone and whispers in Janus' ear*  Okay, so we got a dare from HeHimSheHerTheyThem and it says I dare Janus and Remus to work together and scare Virgil!

Remus: *still whispering* You distract him while I sneak up from behind and scare him!

Janus: *nods and whispers* Alright

Remus: Cool *leaves*

Janus: Virgil, can you not come here for a second?

Virgil: *walks over to Janus*  What's up?

Remus: *tip toes behind Virgil with an air horn in his hand*

Janus: I learned a new breathing exercise you can use

Virgil: Really? What is-

Remus: *blows air horn*

Virgil: *jumps* FUCK!!

Virgil: *turns around and smacks Remus on his chest repeatedly*  YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!

Remus: *cackling*  We had to scare you for our dare!

Virgil: *trying to catch his breath* Fucking hell Remus don't you ever do that again!

Remus: *cackling* No promises!

Janus: *smirks* Remus are you sure you read the dare completely?

Remus: Yeah why?

Janus: *smirking* Cause it also says that Virgil has a dare and it says Virgil to give Remus another bath for the scare! UwU have fun!

Virgil: Yeah I think that's pretty fair

Remus: *getting nervous* W-Wait but Jan-

Virgil: Yeah he helped you do it but he wasn't the one who scared me so...

Remus: *on his knees pleading* Please don't Scare Bear! I love you so much and I promise I'll never scare you again! 

Virgil: I love you too but a dares a dare and sorry's not gonna get you out of this, so come on

Virgil: *drags Remus by the collar of his shirt to the bathroom*

Remus: *pouts and gets dragged in the bathroom*

Janus: *closes the door from the outside*  Thank you

Virgil: *locks the door and makes Remus a bubble bath*

Virgil: *looks at Remus*

Remus: Yeah yeah yeah I know *snaps his clothes and makeup off and gets in the tub*

Virgil:*puts soap on a body scrubber and hums while scrubbing Remus*

Remus: *despising every moment of this* You're enjoying this more than last time aren't you? 

Virgil: *still scrubbing Remus* Maybe

Virgil: *finishes and rinses him off*

Virgil: I'll spare your hair this time

Remus: *looking hopeful* Really?

Virgil: No *puts shampoo on his hands and rubs them together and massages Remus' scalp*

Remus: *trying not to enjoy his scalp being massaged*

Virgil: *rinses Remus' hair and hands him a towel*  Done

Remus: *gets out of tub and dries himself off with the towel*

Remus: *snaps his clothes and makeup back on*

Virgil: Learned your lesson?

Remus: *nods*

Virgil:*gives Remus a quick kiss on the lips* Good

Virgil: Love you

Remus: *grumbles*

Virgil: *laughs and unlocks bathroom door*

Virgil: The return of Duke Cleanmus

Janus: *sniffs Remus and smirks* I'm starting to hate this game

Remus: *glares at Janus*