Remus: We have a dare and an ask from WeAreTheFreaks03 

Virgil: What is it?

Remus: It says *immediately goes pale* Oh...

Virgil: What? What does it say?

Remus: *nervous laughter*  Well Scare Bear, Y'know how I said that whole no backsies rule yeah uh I take it back

VirgIl: *getting suspicious* Remus? 

Remus: *takes a step back and nervously laughs* Y'know what, it's not really that important so we should just skip to-

Virgil: Janus, what does it say?

Janus: It says Virgil you haven't gotten a lot of love soooo I triple dog dare you to shave Remus's mustache, Janus you'll have to hold him down with your arms probably

Virgil: Oh

Remus: *gulps*

Virgil: *casually summons a bottle of shaving cream and a razor*  Well I mean a dares a dare so...

Remus: *backs away slowly*  S-Scare Bear lets talk about this *gets pinned to the floor by Janus*

Virgil: *walks over to Remus and straddles his hips*  

Remus: *struggling* As much as I don't mind this position, Virgil please!

Virgil: *smirks and leans closer to Remus*  Y'know the faster you stay still, the quicker this is gonna be for you

Remus: *tries to wiggle Virgil off of him but gives up*  No! This is worse than taking a bath!

Virgil: *trying to put shaving cream on Remus' mustache* Remus stay still!

Remus: *moves his head away*  Mm Mm!

Virgil: *tries to put shaving cream again* Remus!

Remus: *moves his head away again*  No!

Virgil: *sighs in frustration*

Virgil: *points* What's that over there?

Remus: *looks at the direction where Virgil pointed* Where?

Virgil: *quickly smears the shaving cream all over Remus' mustache*  Here!

Remus: No! *licks a little bit of the shaving cream* Ick! It doesn't even taste nearly as good as deodorant or laundry detergent!

Virgil: 1 Gross and 2 I'm gonna need you to actually stay still for this part cause I don't want to cut you

Remus: Do it! Stab me and end my suffering!

Virgil: I would if you stood still!

Remus: *moving his head* No!

Virgil: Janus hold his head!

Janus: On it *uses his other arms to hold Remus' head*

Remus: *squeezes his eyes shut*

Virgil: *leans forward and uses the razor to shave Remus' mustache* There we go, muuuch better

Remus: *still squeezing his eyes shut and whimpering*

Virgil: *finishes*  Aaaand done! 

Janus: *lets go of Remus*

Virgil: *gives Remus a quick kiss on the lips and gets off of him* See, that wasn't so hard now was it?

Remus: *gets up and looks at his shaved face in a mirror*

Remus: I look like an even uglier version of Roman! 

Remus: *buries his face in his hands*

Janus: *whispers to Virgil* He does realize he can just summon his mustache back right?

Virgil: *snorts and walks over to Remus*

Virgil: *takes Remus' hands away from his face and smiles*  Ree?

Remus: *pouting*  Yes?

Virgil: *holding back his laughter* You do realize you can always just summon your mustache back right? 

Remus: O_O

Remus: *immediately summons his mustache back on his face*

Remus: *caresses his mustache and sighs* I'll never leave you again

Virgil: *laughs*

Remus: What!? I have to keep my reputation of looking like a pornstar Freddie Mercury somehow!

Virgil: *calms down from his laughing fit* Alright, alright what's the question?

Remus: *cackles* Alright, the first half of the question is for you Virgil, but its basically for all of us and it says if you were to have a pet spider what would you call it? Same if Janus were to have a snake and Remus an octopus. Pretty much what would you call your animals if you had them?

 Virgil: I actually already have a pet spider. She's a tarantula and her name is Arachne

Remus: She's basically me and Virgil's daughter!

Janus: Yeah and I already have two albino burmese pythons named Asclepius and Viper

Remus: And I sadly don't own an octopus YET. BUT I will, and when I do, I would name them either Oswald or Octavius!

Janus: Surprised you wouldn't name them Kraken

Remus: Krakens are squids, come on now Jan keep up

Janus: Fair