Remus: I got a dare from Bi_Boy_Bi

Remus: And it says Remus: hey it's been a while! Here have a fun dare. I dare you to dye Roman's hair whatever color you want and blame another side. Make sure to leave evidence that hints towards the person you're framing! Then just sit back and enjoy the chaos.

Remus: *cackles* I know exactly what to do!

Remus: *sinks down to where Roman is*

Roman: *sleeping*

Roman: *sleep talking* No mommy I don't want the mashed potatoes... What if Remus poisoned it?...

Remus: *snorts and tip toes to Roman*

Remus: *summons orange hair on Roman*

Remus: *thinking* Alright now to leave evidence

Remus: *summons an orange stained glove on the floor and an orange handprint on the door*

Remus: *whispering* Sorry not sorry Jan

Remus: *snickers and sinks back down*

Remus: *sees Janus and goes to him*

Remus: Hey Jan I bet my whole wallet you can't go the whole day with orange stained hands

Janus: I mean I guess it will be worth it in the end cause I'm taking your money so why not

Remus: *summons a bag of Doritos*

Janus: *takes off his gloves and sticks both his hands in the bag and stains them*

Janus: *takes his hands out of the bag* Pay up bitch

Remus: Nope I said the whole day! 24 hours Jan!

Janus: *summons his gloves back on* Ugh fine

Remus: *cackles*

*Time Skip*

Roman: *wakes up and yawns*

Roman: *walks to his mirror and sees he has orange hair*

Roman: *screams*

Roman: Who would do such a cruel thing to me!?

Roman: *gritting his teeth* I bet it was Remus!

Roman: *looks down at the floor and sees a stained glove and picks it up* 

Roman: *sees his door has a handprint*

Roman: *looks at the glove again*

Roman: Janus!

Roman: Wait no what if it was just Remus trying to frame Janus or Virgil pranking me with Remus?

Roman: *frustrated* Ugh I don't know It could be anyone!

Roman: Think Roman think!

Roman: That's it Family Meeting!

*Time Skip*

Roman: *wearing a hat* Do you all know why I called you here today?

Remus: *cackles* To show us your ridiculous hat?

Roman: No!

Roman: I called you all here because of this!

Roman: *takes off the hat revealing his orange hair*

Patton: *gasps*

Logan: That is... something

Remus: *snorts* 

Virgil: Oof

Roman: I look like a pumpkin without the spice!

Roman: I know Patton would never do this and Logan is too sophisticated to even attempt something like this

Roman: *turns to Remus, Virgil, and Janus* So which one of you three did it!?

Remus: *trying hard not to laugh*

Roman: I have a suspision that it was you Remus!

Remus: Romano let's be real here, if I actually did it I would have given you either red, green, or a silver streak like me so we can match

Roman: Hmmm

Roman: *turns to Virgil* Virgil?

Virgil: Hey I know I sometimes do pranks with Remus and all but this is honestly one I did not think of doing 

Roman: If it wasn't you and if it wasn't Remus then...

Roman: I knew it! Janus I had a feeling it was you! 

Janus: What? Why?

Roman: Cause I found...

Roman: *takes out the stained glove* THIS glove in my room and nobody else wears gloves but you Jan!

Janus: Roman do you seriously believe that I would do something as stupid as that and let alone leave evidence behind?

Roman: Janus take off your gloves right now! Prove to me that it wasn't you!

Janus: Alright but you're not gonna find-

Janus: *takes off his gloves and forgot that his hands are orange* Anything...

Roman: *glares at Janus and slaps him hard on the human side of his face*

Patton: Roman!

Logan: *surprised* ...

Virgil: Oh damn

Remus: *cackling like a maniac*

Janus: *holding his cheek* Ow what the fuck Roman!?

Roman: Why'd you do it huh!?

Janus: *still holding his cheek* I swear I didn't do it!

Roman: *slaps Janus in the face again* Liar!

Patton: *stern* Roman stop!

Virgil: Roman chill!

Remus: *cackling*

Janus: *holding his cheek and hissing in pain*

Janus: *growls and summons his cane* You know what-

Patton: *gets in between Roman and Janus* Jan no stop please don't let me take care of it

Janus: *glares at Roman and summons his cane away*

Patton: *stern* Roman apologize to Janus right now!

Roman: But Padre-

Patton: Now!

Roman: *sighs* Sorry Janus...

Patton: Good

Patton: *strict* Now Roman go to your room right now mister we're gonna have a talk later!

Roman: But-

Patton: *gives Roman a stern look*

Roman: *sighs* Fine

Roman: *goes to his room*

All: *shocked*

Patton: Sorry about Roman... You okay Jan?

Janus: *trying to process what just happened* Y-yeah I'm not fine

Patton: You sure? I can give you an ice pack or something to treat the mark?

Janus: No it's not fine we don't have to get going anyways

Patton: Okay

Patton: *kisses the slap mark on Janus' cheek*

Patton: Bye Jan

Janus: Bye Patton

Janus: *sinks back down with Remus and Virgil*

Remus: You wanna know what the funny thing is?

Virgil and Janus: What?

Remus:*cackling* It was me the whole time and it was my dare!

Janus: *hitting Remus' arm* You fucking asshole I knew it! I got slapped twice because of you!

Remus: *cackling*

Remus: *calming down from his laughing fit* Okay okay but can I just say that I did not expect Patton to go full on "Dad Mode" when Roman slapped you Jan 

Remus: Like damn that was the most strictest I've ever seen him be and I did not know he had it in him!

Virgil: Honestly!