Remus: Jan you have a dare from Abcd3fgg

Janus: What is it?

Remus: It says Dare for Janus - sing Razzle Dazzle for Remus and Virgil

Remus: OOH! Pretty please Jan please!

Virgil: Yeah c'mon Jan

Janus: *grinning* Alright, alright, you're lucky it's not my favorite song

Remus: *claps his hands* Yay!

Remus: *sits on the floor criss crossed with Virgil*

Janus: Alright *clears his throat*

Janus: Remus, music if you will?

Remus: *presses play button on radio, playing the instumental*

Janus: *sings* Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

Janus: *singing* Razzle Dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it

Janus: *singing* And the reaction will be passionate

Janus: *singing* Give 'em the old hocusss pocusss

Janus: *singing* Bead and feather 'em

Janus: *singing* How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

Janus: *singing* What if your hinges all are rusting?

Janus: *singing* What if, in fact, you're just *points at Remus* disgusting?

Remus: *smiles*

Janus: *singing* Razzle dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* And they'll never catch wise!

Janus: I'm just getting warmed up, hold on, gimme a second *clears throat*

Janus: *sings* Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle

Janus: *singing* Razzle dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous

Janus: *singing*  Row after row will crow vociferous

Janus: *singing* Fool and fracture 'em

Janus: *singing* How can they hear the truth above the roar?

Remus and Virgil: Roar, Roar, Roar

Janus: *singing* Throw 'em a fake and a finagle

Janus: *singing and conjures a bagel* They'll never know you're just a bagel, 

Janus: *throws bagel at Remus*

Janus: *singing* Razzle dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* And they'll beg you for more!

Janus: Beg me for more

Remus: *cough* Patton *cough*

Virgil: *playfully pushes Remus*

Remus: *cackles*

Janus: *blushes and continues singing* Give 'em the old double whammy

Janus: *singing* Daze and dizzy 'em

Remus: Kinky!

Janus: *singing* Back since the days of old Methuselah

Janus: *singing* Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler

Janus: *singing* Give 'em the old three ring circus

Janus:  *singing* Stun and ssstagger 'em

Janus: *singing* When you're in trouble, go into your dance *hisses*

Janus: *singing* Though you are stiffer than a girder

Janus: *singing* They'll let you get away *whispers behind his hand* with murder

Remus: *winks*

Janus: *singing* Razzle dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* And you've got a romance

Janus: *singing* Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle

Janus:  *singing* Razzle dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are

Janus: *singing* Long as you keep 'em way off balance

Janus: *singing* How can they spot you've got no talents

Janus: *singing* Razzle Dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* Razzle Dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* Razzle Dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* And they'll make you a star!

Remus: YAS JANUS!

Virgil: Hell yeah!

Radio: *instumental ends*

Janus: *smirks* And there you go

Remus: *clapping* Yay!

Virgil: *clapping* Nice Jan!

Janus: *bows* Thank you

Remus: *smirks* You know what would have made this better?

Janus and Virgil: What?

Remus: *smirking* If Patton- 

Janus: *blushing* Nope, it only said you and Virgil

Remus: *cackles* Alright