Remus: We have a dare from Cassey_Fox

Remus: And it says I don't know if this is possible, but what if like the opposite AU them came and they all met?? (Can be same ships or your second favorite ones for the opposites whatever you prefer) I feel like it would be neat •^•

Remus: I mean we can try

Remus: *trying to concentrate* Okay um

Remus: *summons the opposite version of all of them*

All Opposite Sides: *appear*

Immoral Patton: What the hell?

Pride Roman: How did we even get here?

Illogical Logan: We probably got here by traveling through the space time continuum

Immoral Patton: Logan shut up that literally makes no sense!

Pure Remus: Wow

Honest Janus: Darling be nice

Immoral Patton: Why? Would you rather date him instead!?

Honest Janus: No of course not darling

Immoral Patton: Then hush!

Illogical Logan: *puts his head down sad*

Pride Roman: What's the matter love?

Illogical Logan: *puts his head back up and fake smiles* Nothing dear

Pride Roman: *gives Logan a quick kiss on the lips*

Illogical Logan: *kisses Roman back*

Pride Roman: Good

Immoral Patton:*sees Remus, Virgil, and Janus* Hey who the hell are you guys!?

Pure Remus: Ooh they look just like me, Jan, and Virgy!

Calm/Brave Virgil:*stands in front of Virgil* Yeah

Honest Janus: *stands in front of Janus* I must say I really love your cape!

Janus: Say sike right now

Honest Janus: Now why would I say that I'm just being honest

Janus: *stumbles back with his hand on his chest*

Honest Janus: *puts his hands on Janus' shoulder* Hey are you alright?

Janus: Yes I'm definitely alright

Honest Janus: Oh okay just making sure I got worried you got hurt

Janus: *frustrated sigh* Yup

Pure Remus: *stands in front of Remus* Hello!

Remus: Hey~

Remus: Opposite or not I'm still hot!

Pure Remus: *laughs* I'm flattered but I'm already married to Virgil

Remus: ...

Remus: *thinking* How the fuck did my opposite beat me to it!?

Remus: Opposite me what rhymes with truck?

Pure Remus: Stuck!

Remus: What rhymes with stick?

Pure Remus: Rick!

Remus: What's another name for Rick?

Pure Remus: *giggles* Richard! I love this game!

Remus: *frustrated sigh* I officially hate him

Pure Remus: Hey! Hate's a strong word ya know

Remus: Oh I'll give you a strong word

Remus: Let alone words!

Virgil: Wow these guys really are our opposites huh

Remus: Wait let me try something

Remus: Opposite Virgil can you follow me really quick?

Calm/Brave Virgil: Sure

Calm/Brave Virgil: *follows Remus to another room*

Remus: *summons a lighter and flicks the lighter on*

Calm/Brave Virgil:*sees the fire* Ooh

Remus: *turns off the lighter and summons it away*

Remus: *takes opposite Virgil back to the other room*

Remus: Yup definitely our opposites

Remus: Wait if these are our opposites then...

Remus: Opposite Patton say fuck

Immoral Patton: Fuck!

Remus: We're keeping him!

Virgil: No!

Pride Roman: Wait there's more of us?

Remus: Yup!

Pure Remus: Can we please meet them?

Remus: Sure!

Remus: And away we go!

All: *sink down to the light sides*

Patton: Hey kid-

Patton: *sees the opposites* Oh!

Roman: Who the heck are those guys?

Remus: Oh them? They're the opposite versions of us

Roman: Wait really?

Remus: Yup!

Logan: How did they even get here?

Remus: I don't know I just summoned them and now they're here

Roman, Logan, and Patton: *stand in front of their opposites*

Roman: So what your telling me here is that I'm a king in the opposite universe?

Pride Roman: Yup the jobs more fun when someone disobeys then you can easily execute them

Roman: Um How many have you executed exactly?

Pride Roman: Oh a couple hundred

Pride Roman: *clears his throat* Thousands but that's besides the point

Roman: Oh... uh o-okay

Remus: Roman I'm officially making your opposite my brother now

Roman: Wow

Patton: Hi I'm Patton and you are?

Immoral Patton: I'm you but I can say fuck

Patton: *gasps* Okay We got a potty mouth over here

Immoral Patton: Whatever pussy

Patton: *giggles* It's actually Patton!

Immoral Patton:*rolls his eyes* Same thing

Logan: N-No its not actually

Immoral Patton: Oh shut up smartass no one asked you!

Pure Remus: Immorality please be nice

Immoral Patton: No fuck that!

Illogical Logan: Hey did you guys know that 1+1 is 11

Logan: Please elaborate on how that makes any sense

Illogical Logan: Easy you put 1 and 1 together and you get 11

Logan: ...

Logan: I'm gonna strangle him

Pride Roman: *interested* Did someone say strangle?

Virgil: No!

Virgil: Remus I think we should take them back now

Logan: I agree, Remus you must take them back because who knows what can happen if they stay for long

Remus: Fine I'll take them back

Roman: Uh guys where'd they go?

All: *see that the opposites aren't there*

Remus: Shit!

Remus: Okay um how about we all split up and look for them

Roman: For once you have a good idea

All: *split up*

*Time Skip*

Calm/Brave Virgil: *sitting on top of the kitchen counter*

Pure Remus: *makes Calm/Brave Virgil a purple and white flower crown and puts it on his head*

Pure Remus: *caresses Calm/Brave Virgil's cheek* There you go my brave angel

Calm/Brave Virgil: *smiles* Thanks

Pure Remus: *smiles* You're welcome Beauty Cutie

Pure Remus: *gives Calm/Brave Virgil a quick kiss on the lips*

Calm/Brave Virgil: *kisses Pure Remus back*

Pure Remus: *smiles and holds both of Calm/Brave Virgil's hands*

Remus: *barges in the kitchen out of breath* Oh good you both are here

Pure Remus and Calm/Brave Virgil: *look at Remus*

Pure Remus: *waves* Hi opposite me!

Remus: Yeah hi um can you guys come with me so I can take you back please?

Pure Remus: Aww already? Okay

Pure Remus: C'mon Sunshine!

Calm/Brave Virgil: *jumps down the kitchen counter and walks hand in hand with Pure Remus*

*Time Skip*

Janus: *sees "Patton" and goes to him*

Janus: Patton did you find any of the-

"Patton": *pulls Janus by his cape and makes out with him*

Janus: *slowly makes out with "Patton"*

Janus: *can taste "Patton's" lies and immediately pulls away*

"Patton": *gives Janus an innocent look* What's the matter Jan?

Janus: *glares at "Patton"* I don't know you tell me Immorality

Immoral Patton: *turns backs to his regular form* Wow you aren't a complete dumbass after all

Janus: Oh shut it we're taking you back right now!

Immoral Patton: No!

Janus: Yes!

Immoral Patton: You can't make me!

Janus: Oh really now?

Janus: *lifts Immoral Patton up and carries him on his shoulder* 

Immoral Patton: *hitting Janus' back and trying to escape* Hey! Put me down!

Janus: *leaves the room stilll carrying Immoral Patton* Nah I don't think I will

Immoral Patton: *growls*

*Time Skip*

Roman: *sees Pride Roman and runs to him*

Roman: Opposite me we have to take you back now and-

Pride Roman: *raises his sword towards Roman* I'm not going anywhere! So I suggest you run along now or things are gonna get ugly!

Roman: *thinking* Think Roman think! How are you going to convince him to come with you?

Roman: *gets an idea*

Roman: So opposite me how did you become king? What was the process? Did you slay the Dragon Witch? Does Remus become king too? What's it like being in the throne? Are you and Logan married yet? Why is your Patton such an asshole? Is your favorite color also red or does that not work in the opposite universe?

Pride Roman: *getting annoyed and confused*

*A Few Moments Later*

Roman: *still asking stupid questions*

Pride Roman: *frustrated sigh* If I go with you will you shut the hell up!?

Roman: ...

Roman: Yes

Pride Roman: *sighs* Fine

Pride Roman: *leaves with Roman*

*Time Skip* 

Virgil: *hears crying from underneath the stairs*

Virgil: *slowly opens the stair door to reveal Illogical Logan crying in Honest Janus' arms*

 Illogical Logan: *crying* I just want to understand what am I doing wrong?

Honest Janus: *holding Illogical Logan close* Shh I know it's okay

Honest Janus: *looks down at Illogical Logan and cups his face* Hey look at me

 Illogical Logan: *looks up at Honest Janus with tears running down his face*

Honest Janus: Despite your function you are smarter than you think you are and that's the honest truth

 Illogical Logan: *smiles and hugs Honest Janus* Thank you

Honest Janus: *hugs Illogical Logan back* You're welcome

Honest Janus: *notices Virgil* Oh hey Virgil from this universe

Virgil: Hi um we need to take you back so I was wondering if you can come with me please?

Honest Janus: Of course

Honest Janus and Illogical Logan: *let go of each other and follow Virgil*

*Time Skip*

Virgil: Alright that's all of them

Honest Janus: Wait before we leave I just want to say that it was very nice meeting you all!

Patton: You too!

Janus: *mumbles to Remus* Remus take them back now cause If I have to hear this man be honest one more time

Remus: *cackles*

Remus: Alright bye opposite us!

All but Pride Roman and Immoral Patton: Bye!

Remus: *summons them away*

Roman: Yeah I'm not gonna miss them 

Logan: Agreed

Remus: *cackles* 

Remus: Anyways we have to go guys

Patton: Alright bye guys!

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: Bye

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *sink back down*

Virgil: Well that was something

Remus: *cackles* Yeah