Remus: We have a question and a few dares from RowanTheHufflepuff

Remus: The question is for me and it says Okay, I have a random question- Remus, nicknames for all the sides? I know you call Virgil Scare Bear and I know now you're gonna call Roman "Ramen Noodles" but any others? I need to know.

Remus: *cackles* Alright

Remus: Virgil's nicknames are Scare Bear of course, Vee Vee, Virgy/Virgie, Sexy Emo Spider, an affectionate spooky name or pun, and on a good day maybe a Baby here and there 

Remus: Roman's is Romano, Ro, Robro, Ramen or Roman Noodles, My Creativitwin, Prince Barfing, Roman Lettuce, Himbro, Narcissistic Nancy, the list goes on

Remus: Logan's is Nerdy Wolverine, Billy Gays or Bill Gays like Billy Mays and Bill Gates, Nerd, LoLo, Robo Lo,  BrainSurge, Point Dorkster, still trying to come up with new ones though

Remus: Patton's is Patty, Daddy-O, Pat, Papa Patton, Cookie, or Patty Cake

Remus: And Janus' is Jan, Janny, Jan Jan, Aunt Janmima, Jan Man, Janning Tatum, Janaconda, Unus Jannus, Darude Janstorm, J, JJ, Janny and the Phantoms, Mamadeceita, Dadceit, Wine Mom Janus, Jan the Patton stan, Jan-

Janus: Okay! I don't think we get it Remus!

Remus: *cackles*

Remus: Alright and my dare says Anddddd daressss! Remus. Prank. Wars. Against Ramen, of course.

Remus: *cackles* Say less!

Remus: Alright you guys can read the rest of yours 

Remus: *puts on sunglasses* I got a prince to prank

Remus: *cackles and sinks down to Roman's room*

Remus: *sneaks in Roman's bathroom*

Remus: *takes Roman's shampoo and puts pink hair dye in it* 

Remus: *snickers* Color number 2 Romano!

Remus: *sneaks out of Roman's bathroom and room*

Roman: *goes to his room to take a shower*

*Time Skip*

Roman: *finishes washing his hair and steps out of the shower and dries himself off*

Roman: *dries his hair and sees that his hair is pink in the mirror* 

Roman: Again!?

Remus: *cackling in the distance*

Roman: *mumbling* Alright two can play it that game Remus

*Time Skip*

Roman: *hiding a stick of "deodorant" behind his back* Hello chaotic brother of mine I decided I wanted to be nice and give you a little gift

Roman: *gives Remus the "deodorant"*

Remus: *gasps and takes the "deodorant"* Oh wow thanks Ramen!

Roman: *smirking* You're welcome

Remus: *uncaps the deodorant and eats it*

Remus: *gags* Romano what kind of deodorant is this?

Roman: *smirking* It's actually cheese

Remus: *trying not to vomit* Oh you asshole!

Remus: *runs out of the room to go vomit*

Roman: *laughs*

*Time Skip*

Roman: *sitting on the couch watching TV*

Remus: *puts inching powder on Roman from behind the couch*

Roman: *immediately gets up and starts scratching himself*

Remus: *stands up from behind the couch* You look a little itchy there Romano

Remus: *cackles*

Roman: *glares at Remus as he scratches himself*

*Time Skip*

Remus: *looking for his morning star* Where the hell is it!?

Remus: *sees his morning star on the floor* Oh there it is!

Remus: *picks it up to see it pink and wrapped in a bow and sprinkled with a lot of glitter*

Remus: What the-

Roman: Now you have a pretty weapon to hit stuff with

Roman: *laughs*

Remus: *glares at Roman*

*Time Skip*

Roman: *opens a door*

Roman: *gets splashed by a bucket of water that was on top of the other side of the door*

Remus: *cackling* Geez Romano if you wanted a bath you could've just taken one

Roman: *growls and takes the bucket off his head*

Roman: *glares at Remus and tries to throw the empty bucket at Remus*

Remus: *runs away cackling*

*Time Skip*

Remus: *sees a shiny bell jingling on the floor*

Remus: *gasps* Ooh!

Remus: *trying to catch the bell moving on the floor* Hey come back!

Remus: *trips over a rope and lands on a giant "X"*

Remus: *grabs the bell on the floor and starts jingling it a little* Gotcha!

Remus: *looks up and sees he's now trapped in a giant glass dome*

Remus: *gets up and starts banging on the glass* Oh no no no not again not again!

Roman: *smirking* You look a little stuck there Remus

Remus: *hitting his morning star on the glass* Roman let me out this isn't funny anymore! You of all people know perfectly well not to isolate me!

Roman: Nah I think I'll leave you in there for awhile as payback for what you did to me and Logan

Remus: *stops hitting his morning star on the glass* Roman I'm sorry I give up you win! Just let me out please!

Roman: Oh I'm sorry what was that Remus I couldn't hear you over the sound of the glass being soundproof!

Remus: *glares at Roman* I apologized for that so many times already!

Remus: Let.

Remus: Me.

Remus: Out Romano!

Roman: *walking away* Have fun!

Remus: *banging his fists on the glass* Roman! Roman!

Remus: *stops banging on the glass and sighs*

Remus: *closes his eyes and tries to calm himself down* You're okay Remus You're gonna be fine it's alright

Remus' Brain: OH WOW AGAIN REMUS!? NO ONES GONNA SAVE YOU OCTO BOY!!! IF ONLY VIRGIL WERE HERE~ Y'KNOW THAT WHOLE BASHING YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE GLASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS OPTION IS STILL ON THE TABLE!!! JUST STOP TRYING!!! ALL YOU'LL ALWAYS BE IS TRAPPED, STUCK, AND HOPELESS!!!

Remus: *squeezes his eyes shut and growls frustrated* It's not ALRIGHT!

*With Janus and Virgil*

Virgil: Is Remus alright he's been gone for a while now?

Janus: I'm sure he's not fine Virgil he's probably not still pranking Roman

Virgil: Yeah I guess you're right

Janus: Yeah

Janus: Anyways the next dare isn't for me and it says Janusss! Sit at the top of the stair case and just w a t c h everyone. Also, randomly start saying some of your quotes when somebody is speaking. Like , literally anybody, any time, as many times as you want.

Janus: Alright seems easy enough

Janus: *sinks down to the top of the stair case and sits*

Logan: *sees Janus* Janus what are you-

Janus: Deceit? Who's she? Never heard of her

Logan: *confused* Why-

Janus:  Everything has a purpose, and sometimes fulfilling your purpose requires keeping things close to the chest

Logan: *walks away* You know what? I'm just gonna leave and not question it

Janus: *trying not to laugh* Well, this all went according to plan...

 Roman: *sees Janus* What plan?

Janus: Trees?

Roman: Oh okay

Janus: Love the new outfit, Roman

Roman: This is what I always wear but thank you!

Patton: *sees Janus* Oh hey Jan!

Patton: *goes to Janus and gives him a quick kiss on the lips*

Janus: *kisses Patton back*

Janus: Is Thomas an innocent little lamb?

Patton: Of course he is!

Janus: And that is always true, without exception

Roman: Yeah I mean why wouldn't it be?

Janus:  Life is like a pinata

Patton: Colorful and full of stuff that makes you happy?

Janus: Sure

Roman: This sounds oddly familiar

Janus: Roman, please don't tell me how to do my job better

Roman: I wasn't I-

Janus: Oh, you know I love you

Roman: Oh uh I love you too Janus?

Patton: Aww

Janus: Ooh, said with the confidence of a man who has his hands stuck in the cookie jar... in a cookie factory... and his pants are down... and they're on fire

Roman: What?

Patton: *giggles*

Patton: Alright I'm gonna go make dinner so if you need me I'll be in the kitchen!

Patton: *kisses Janus on the cheek and walks away*

Janus: *smiles*

Roman: Oh yeah Janus I forgot to tell you that I may or may not have trapped Remus in a glass dome in case you were wondering where he was

Janus: *immediately gets up from the stairs* Wait you did what now!?

Roman: *nervous laughter* Nothing

Janus: Roman show me where he is right now!

Roman: *sighs* Fine

Roman: *takes Janus to where Remus is*

Remus: *sitting on the floor hugging himself and numbly staring off in the distance mumbling*

Roman: *sees Remus' state* Oh that's why...

Janus: Roman let him out right now!

Roman: Alright alright

Roman: *summons the glass dome away*

Janus: *carries Remus on his shoulders* Next time you guys have a prank war...

Janus: Don't trap him in anything!

Roman: Noted

Janus: *sinks down carrying Remus*

Virgil: *worried* Is he okay!?

Janus: Yeah he's not fine Roman didn't isolate him for one of his pranks 

Virgil: Oh

Janus: Yeah so you can do the rest of your dares while I take care of him

Virgil: Okay

Janus: *carries Remus to his room*

Virgil: Alright the last dare is for me and it says Virgil, do me a favor, go get revenge on Remy on Remus' behalf. If you kill him I request that you bring him back, although you may have to negotiate with Satan to do that. After that, make friends with Satan and have tea with him just b e c a u s e

Virgil: Alright

Virgil: *summons his box of knives and takes out a dagger* No one messes with Remus

Virgil: *summons the box away and sinks down to where Remy is*

Virgil: *walking behind Remy*

Remy: *turns around* Vir-

Virgil: *stabs Remy with the dagger* That's for being a dick to Remus!

Virgil: *takes the dagger out of Remy*

Remy: *collapses to the floor*

Virgil: *summons his clothes clean and the dagger away*

Virgil: Alright here goes nothing

Virgil: *summons Satan in the room*

Satan: What's up fuck-

Satan: *sees Virgil* Oh it's you

Satan: Don't we have a restraining order and-

Satan: *sees Remy's dead body* Oh shit what the fuck happened here!?

Virgil: Uh yeah that's kind of why I summoned you here Satan

Virgil: So basically I killed him because he said some really fucked up shit to my husband and I need you to bring him back before Thomas lives with Insomnia for the rest of his life

Satan: Bro that is honestly some big commitment type shit right there...

Satan: Like get yourself a man who can both get revenge on his husband's worst enemy AND summon Satan to bring him back to help his creator

Virgil: *laughs* Yeah 

Virgil: So can you help me? We can just forget about the whole restraining order thing

Satan: Sure why not

Virgil: Cool

Satan: *heals Remy back to life*

Satan: He won't remember you stabbed him but you better dip quick before he wakes up and thinks something's sus

Virgil: Alright thanks Satan

Virgil: Also do you want to go have some tea together?

Satan: Sure

Virgil: Cool

Virgil: *sinks down with Satan*

*Time Skip*

Virgil and Satan: *sitting at a table and laughing together*

Satan: You know what Virgil? You're alright

Virgil: *smiles* Thanks

Satan: No problem

Satan: You know what I'm in a pretty good mood so why not

Satan: I'll permanently take away your fear of fire 

Virgil: Wait really?

Satan: Yup here you go

Satan: *takes away Virgil's fear of fire*

Satan: *summons a ball of fire in his hand*

Virgil: *fascinated by the fire* Woah

Satan: *burns away the fire*

Virgil: Wait it worked! It worked! Thank you so much!

Satan: Don't mention it

Satan: Anyways I gotta go later fucker

Satan: *vanishes*

Virgil: *trying to process everything* Wow

Remus: *slams his room door open* The opposite of Fireflies is Waterfalls!

Virgil: *gets up and runs and hugs Remus* Remus!

Remus: *hugs Virgil back and keeps his balance* Woah easy Scare Bear you alright?

Virgil: *smiling and still hugging Remus* I'm great I'm just glad you're okay

Remus: *still hugging Virgil* Aw I knew you loved me!

Virgil: *smiles and playfully rolls his eyes* You know I do