Remus: Alright we each got a question and dare from Sanders_Sides_Psycho

Remus: And the first question is for you Jan and it says I have a question and dare for each of you: Jan: Question- How did you know you liked Patton more than a friend?

Janus: Well when I first met him I didn't find him attractive but when I first got to know him better those feelings didn't grow more to the point where I would be a gay panic mess everytime he would give me even the slightest form of physical contact

Remus: *cackles* You were such a touch starved mess everytime he touched your hand or even hugged you!

Remus: *mocking Janus* Remus you don't understand it was so warm!

Remus: *cackles*

Janus: *blushing* S-Shut up Remus!

Remus: *calming down from his laughing fit* Alright alright and your dare says Dare- Ruin Patton's innocence, Idc how. Just do it

Janus: *blushing* W-What!?

Virgil: Oof

Remus: *cackling* Jan I will literally give you 20 bucks if you do something that ruins his innocence and then tell him what "adultery" means afterwards!

Janus: *covering his face with his hands and groans* Fine 

Janus: *sighs* I won't be back

Janus: *sinks down to where Patton is*

Patton: Oh hey Jan!

Janus: *wraps his arms around Patton's waist and pulls him close*

Patton: *wraps his arms around Janus' neck, surprised, and giggling*

Janus: *kisses Patton on the lips*

Patton: *kisses Janus back*

Janus: *starts to make out with Patton*

Patton: *making out with Janus*

Patton: *lightly moans*

Janus: *pulls Patton closer, still making out with him*

Both: *pull away, catching their breaths*

Patton: *blushing and giggling* Well you sure were excited to see me 

Janus: *blushing and clears his throat* Yeah

Janus: Uh Patton do you know what "adultery" means?

Patton: Of course that's the process of being an adult!

Janus: N-No that's- that's not what it is um

Patton: Oh then what is it then?

Janus: That's adulthood

Janus: Adultery is um

Janus: *clears his throat* Patton adultery is when someone who is married and someone who isn't their spouse do "it"

Patton: What is "it"?

Janus: *blushing and clearing his throat* "It" is sex Patton

Patton: Ooooh okay so like cheating?

Janus: *blushing* Y-Yeah

Janus: So remember the process of being an adult is adulthood and the other thing is adultery

Patton: Okay!

Janus: Alright so what is the process of being an adult?

Patton: Adultery

Janus: ...

Janus: Yeah... Yeah good job Patton...

Patton: *giggles* 

Janus: Alright Patton I don't have to get going

Patton: Okay!

Janus and Patton: *give each other a quick kiss on the lips*

Patton: Bye Jan!

Janus: Bye Patton

Janus: *sinks back down*

Remus: *smirking* So how'd it go~?

Janus: *has one hand out and the other covering his face in embarassment* Remus j-just give me the 20 bucks I don't want to talk about it

Remus: *cackles and gives Janus 20 bucks* Alright

Janus: *takes the 20 bucks and puts it in his pocket*

Remus: Alright the next one is a question for you Scare Bear and it says Virgil: Question- If Hot topic had a sale and everything was 75-90% off but you and Remus had planned a whole day of things you pinkie swore you'd do together. What would you do?

Virgil: Oh no

Janus: Oh would you look at that Virgil just like that scenario with Joan's play and the wedding/callback situation

Virgil: I know shut up!

Remus:*has his index finger and thumb on his wedding ring* Choose wisely Virgil

Virgil: Oh god okay um uh

Virgil: Okay I got it! I would do all the things with Remus and then AFTER we're done we BOTH go to Hot Topic for the sale  

Remus: *takes his fingers away from his ring* Wise choice

Janus: Smart smart

Virgil: *sigh of relief*

Remus: Alright and your dare says Dare- I need Arachwald! Pleeease!

Remus: Ask and you shall receive!

Remus: *summons Oswald in a small pond*

Oswald: ... (Oh hi Dad!)

Remus: Hey how've ya been Ozzy?

Oswald: ... (I've been great!)

Remus: That's good that's good

Remus: Yeah you're about to be even greater

Oswald: ... (Ooh! Do tell~!)

Remus: One word Arachwald

Oswald: ... (OOH! There's a name for us?)

Remus: Yup!

Oswald: ... (I love it!)

Oswald: ... (So what do I do? Do I kiss her? Another date? Give her a gift?)

Remus: A kiss maybe?

Oswald: *blushing* ... (OOH! Please!)

Virgil: *takes Arachne out of his jacket pocket and pets her* Arachne, Oswald wanted to know if he can kiss you?

Arachne: *blushing, small hiss* (Y-Yeah h-he doesn't have to ask...)

Remus: Ozzy 👀

Oswald: *blushing* ... (Alright)

Virgil: *puts Arachne next to Oswald*

Oswald and Arachne: *kiss*

Virgil: Aww

Remus: Beautiful

Oswald: *blushing and is a happy octo boi*

Virgil: *puts Arachne on top of Oswald's head*

Remus: Alright we'll let you two have your alone time together

Remus: *summons Oswald and Arachne away*

Remus: *sighs* They're so wholesome

Remus: Anyways my question says Remus if you could choose to have any part out of any play which would it be? (My money's on Beetlejuice-)

Remus: Oh you bet your ass' ASS that I would choose Beetlejuice in a heartbeat!

Virgil: I think you would make a perfect Beetlejuice Ree

Remus: Aww Thanks Scare Bear!

Virgil: *smiles*

Remus: Alright the last one is my dare and it says Dare- Prank E V E R Y O N E in under 15 minutes

Remus: *cackles* Alright 15 minutes starts now!

Remus: *quickly sinks down to the light sides*

Remus: *sneaks into Logan's room and rearranges all of his books that were in alphabetical order*

Remus: *quickly leaves the room and goes to Logan*

Logan: Salutations Remus

Remus: Hey Nerd do you happen to have a book about strange autopsy reports I need to borrow it for a book that I'm writing?

Logan: Oh well I most certainly do Remus I'll go get it for you

Logan: *goes to his room to see all of his books got rearranged*

Logan: *sighs* Of course he did

Remus: *cackles and runs away*

Remus: *summons a raisin cookie and goes to Patton* 

Patton: Hey Remus!

Remus: Hi Patty! I made you a chocolate chip cookie so I hope you like it

Remus: *gives Patton the cookie*

Patton: *takes the cookie* Aw Thanks kiddo!

Patton: *eats the cookie*

Patton: *giggles* Remus this is a raisin cookie silly!

Remus: Oh my bad I mixed it up with the other cookie 

Patton: *giggles* It's alright a cookies a cookie

Remus: Yeah 

Remus: Anyways I got to go later Patton!

Remus: *runs away to Roman's room*

Patton: Bye Remus!

Remus: *summons a bag of feral raccoons* You guys are gonna have so much fun!

Remus: *slightly opens Roman's room door and takes the raccoons out of the bag and closes the door*

Roman: *screams*

Remus: *snickers*

Roman: *quickly gets out of his room and puts his back against the door breathing heavily*

Remus: *cackling* You look a little scratched up there Romano what happened?

Roman: *glares at Remus and summons his katana* Oh now you're really gonna get it Remus!

Remus: *runs away cackling and quickly sinks back down*

Remus: *cackles* Alright two more to go!

Remus: *smirks and looks at Virgil*

Virgil: Uh oh...

Remus: *cackles* Don't worry it's nothing bad I promise just look in your room

Virgil: *walks to his room and hesitates*

Virgil: *opens the door and sees his room filled with a bunch of purple rose petals* Oh

Remus: *cackles* Love you!

Virgil: *in the distance* Love you too Ree!

Remus: Jan Man shake my hand 

Janus: *reaches for Remus' hand* Okay?

Remus: *takes Janus' hand and shocks him with a buzzer*

Janus: *gets shocked and hits Remus' arm* Ow you fucking asshole!

Remus: *cackling* Jan you of all people should know that that was the oldest trick in the book!

Janus: *rolls his eyes*

Remus: *checks the clock* Oh hell yeah! I did it in under 5 minutes! New record!

Virgil: *walks back in the room and puts a crown on Remus* Remus you're officially the prank king

Remus: Thank you!