Remus: Jan you got a dare from Bi_Boy_Bi

Janus: What is it?

Remus: It says Janus go commit die.

Janus: Welp this was bound to happen

Janus: Virgil take care of my snakes for me

Janus: Remus don't destroy the house

Janus: And both of you tell Patton I love him

Janus: Goodbye

Janus: *commits die*

Remus: *shaking his head* He still owed me those $20

Remus: Anyways! Virgil our dare says Virge Rem summon him back with a "Luigi board" and see how done he is at that point.

Virgil: You think it'll work?

Remus: Well we're about to find out!

Remus: *summons a "Luigi board"*

Remus and Virgil: *summon Janus back to life with the Luigi board*

Janus: *gasps, coming back to life*

Janus: No no no take me back!

Janus: *takes the board and repeatedly hits it over Remus' head* Take me back you sons of bitches!

Luigi Board: Luigi Time! Oh yeah, Luigi! Yahoo!

Remus: *cackling while still getting hit with the board*

Janus: *still hitting Remus' head with the board* End my suffering!

Luigi Board: Vroooommm! Luigi! Let's-a go!

Janus: *stops hitting Remus with the Luigi board*

Janus: *throws the board across the room*

Luigi Board: Ohh, Mamma Mia

Remus: Listen here "Janus Classy Self Care Sanders" you are gonna live and suffer with the rest of us!

Remus: Speaking of which, where the fuck are my $20 Jan!

Janus: *runs*