Remus: I got a dare from Anxious_Mess19

Remus: And it says Remus, introduce everyone to Tony and Johnny and then get them to haunt Remy

Remus: *cackles* Oh with pleasure

Janus: Who?

Remus: You'll find out 

Remus: Be right back

Remus: *sinks down to the haunted house him and Virgil went to*

Tony and Johnny: *holding each other close*

Tony: Ya think we'll eva find the others?

Johnny: Maybe I mean where else can they be?

Remus: Hey guys!

Tony: Oh hey Remus ya need somethin'?

Remus: 2 things actually 

Remus: Thing number 1 would it be alright if I introduced you guys to my friends?

Tony: Uh yeah sure why not

Remus: Perfect! Follow me

Remus: *sinks back down to Virgil and Janus*

Tony and Johnny: *follow Remus*

Remus: Tony you remember Virgil right?

Tony: Of course

Virgil: Hey Tony

Tony: Hey

Remus: Johnny this is my husband Virgil 

Remus: Virgil this is Tony's boyfriend Johnny

Virgil: Sup

Johnny: How's it hangin'

Remus: Janus THIS is Tony and Johnny 

Remus: Tony and Johnny this is Janus

Tony and Johnny: Hey

Janus: It's terrible to meet you

Remus: He sometimes speaks in lies so don't take anything he says to heart

Remus: He's also like our wine mom

Tony: I dig the scales

Johnny: Same here

Janus: Thanks

Remus: Alright now to meet the other three

Remus: *sinks down to the light sides* 

Tony and Johnny: *follow Remus*

Patton: Hey kid-

Patton: *sees Tony and Johnny* Oh!

Roman: Remus what the hell are those ghosts!?

Remus: Yup!

Logan: How did-

Remus: It's a long story but me and Virgil went on a date to a haunted house and one of them appeared

Remus: Anyways time to introduce you all!

Remus: Tony and Johnny this is Patton he's Jan's husband 

Remus: Patty this is Tony and Johnny they're gay greaser boyfriends

Patton: *waves* Hello! 

Tony: Sup Daddy-O

Patton: *giggles*

Remus: Tony and Johnny this is my creativitwin Roman

Remus: Romano Tony and Johnny

Roman: Uh hello there

Tony and Johnny: Hey 

Tony: Wait ya both twins?

Remus: Yup!

Roman: Unfortunately yes

Tony: *points at Remus and looks at Roman* I dig his face betta than yours

Roman: *offended Prince noices*

Remus: *cackles* 

Remus: *calming down from his laughing fit* Alright alright Tony and Johnny this is my brother in law Logan

Remus: Nerd Tony and Johnny you get the cycle

Logan: Salutations

Tony: Damn ya weren't lyin' about him bein' a nerd

Johnny: Neck tie and all

Logan: Wha-

Roman: Remus what the hell these ghosts are assholes!

Remus: I know that's what makes them great!

Tony: It's not bein' an asshole if it's true Princess

Roman: Jokes on you Greaseball I actually like that nickname so ha

Tony and Johnny: *snort and laugh*

Tony: *laughing* Greaseball? Haven't heard that one in years right John?

Johnny: *laughing* Yeah!

Roman: *crosses his arms and pouts grumbling* Whatever

Logan: *hugs Roman from behind and kisses his cheek to comfort him*

Roman: *relaxes in Logan's arms and smiles*

Remus: Gay anyways we have to go so byyye

Remus: *sinks back down with Tony and Johnny*

Tony: Is that everyone?

Remus: Not really but for now yes

Tony: Alright so what was the second thing?

Remus: Okay second thing is you remember that one time where I said there was a caffine addict I despised and wanted you to haunt?

Tony and Johnny: Yeah?

Remus: Well I think you know where I'm going with this

Tony: Hell yeah you got it!

Tony: If you don't mind me askin' what did this caffine addict do exactly?

Remus: Well other than the fact that I naturally hate him to put it simply he basically said some fucked up shit about my brother being better than me and that everyone puts up with me because they have to

Johnny: What the hell!?

Tony: Oh hell no take us to this asshole right now!

Remus: Trust me you don't have to tell ME twice

Remus: *sinks down with Tony and Johnny to where Remy is*

Remy: *making out with The Critic*

Remus: *hiding with Tony and Johnny and whispers* How the fuck do you cheat on someone with TWO people!?

Tony: *whispering* Okay that is just not cool

Tony: *whispering* C'mon John

Tony and Johnny: *float the direction Remy is at*

Tony and Johnny: *goes through Remy*

Remy: *shivers pulling away from the makeout*

The Critic: *looks at Remy concerned* You okay?

Remy:*hugging himself* Y-Yeah just cold

Remy: *smirks and wraps his arms back around The Critic's neck* Luckily you can warm me up~

The Critic: *smirks and pulls Remy closer and starts making out with him again*

Remus: *breaks a glass in the distance*

Remy and The Critic: *jump and pull away*

Remy: What the hell was that?

The Critic: *shrugs*

Remus: *breaks another glass in the distance*

Remy: *turns around and slowly walks the direction the glass breaking sound came from* Hello? Who the hell is there?

Tony and Johnny: *cause the lights to flicker*

The Critic: *getting scared* Uhhh I just remembered that I have to do that thing and uh bye

The Critic: *quickly sinks down*

Remy: Wait! Babe don't leave here all alo- ugh!

Remy: *sighs* It's okay Remy you're a bad bitch you can handle this

Tony and Johnny: *make the lights go off*

Remy: *getting scared* Ooookay nope

Remy: *turns the flashlight on his phone on* I-If this is a prank it's not very funny show yourself!

Tony: *whispering in Remy's ear* Your fault

Johnny: *whispering in Remy's other ear* Your fault

Remy: *turns around frantically pointing his flashlight at nothing breathing heavily*

Remy: *takes a deep out* You're okay

Remy: *turns back around and jumps seeing a fake Emile covered in blood*

Fake Emile: *shaking and looking at Remy with tears in his eyes* It's all your fault Remy!

Remy: *trying not to panic* E-Em w-what-

Fake Emile: Your fau-

Fake Emile: *blood comes out of his mouth*

Remy: *backs against the wall looking horrified and breathing heavily* What the fuck!?

Tony and Johnny: *cause the lights to flicker again*

Tony: Your fault!

Johnny: Your fault!

Fake Emile: Your fault!

Remus: YOUR FAULT!

Remy: *crouches on the floor covering his ears and squeezing his eyes shut crying* P-Please Please make it stop! I can't take this anymore! I feel like I'm in a never ending nightmare! Someone please!

Remus: *covers his mouth so he doesn't laugh and summons the Fake Emile away and quickly sinks back down*

Tony and Johnny: *try not to laugh and stop making the lights flicker and quickly follow Remus*

Remy: *opens his eyes and stands up looking around the room shaking and sniffling*

Remus: *cackling like a maniac* That was the funniest shit ever!

Tony and Johnny: *laughing* Yeah!

Tony: *mocking Remy* Someone please!

Tony: Whatta coward

Remus, Tony, and Johnny: *laugh* 

Tony: *calming down from his laughing fit* Alright Remus we gotta split 

Remus: Alright

Tony: Remember if ya eva need anythin' y'know where we are 

Johnny: Yeah just say the word and it's done

Remus: Alright will do bye guys!

Tony and Johnny: Later

Tony and Johnny: *leave*

Remus: *flops down on the couch and sighs satisfied*

Virgil and Janus: *walk in the room*

Virgil: So how'd it go?

Remus: Best. Day. EVER!

Hello yes I'm alive I know you all missed my shitty content /s