Remus: I got a dare from 420mAdMaXy69

Remus: And it says I dare Remus to just have a happy mental health day or whatever, do what makes him happy! Him and the other two are comfort characters and my gender dysphoria and mental health has been bad lately so I want the character I relate to most to have happy times ~^~

Remus: *gasps* It's official I'm officially loved!

Virgil: Of course you are why wouldn't you be?

Remus: *gives Virgil a look*

Virgil: Okay but to be fair Ree you gave them those ideas

Remus: Yeah yeah whatever anyways

Remus: Hmm something that makes me happy hmm happy day happy day

Remus: *gets an idea*

Remus: *smirks* Jan~

Janus: What

Remus: For my happy day can you...

Remus: *summons deodorant* Eat this whole stick of deodorant! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Janus: What ew no why me!?

Remus: Cause I said so and Virgil already did

Janus: Yeah but he took a bite out of it he didn't actually eat the whole thing!

Remus: Cause his dare said SOME of it not the whole thing so stop making excuses and eat it!

Janus: *crosses his arms* I'm not doing it

Remus: Oh c'mon Jan please

Janus: No

Remus: Please Jan for me and my happy day

Janus: *looks the other way*

Remus: Don't make me tell Patton you're doubting and talking bad about yourself again

Janus: *without hesitation* Give me the deodorant!

Virgil: Wow

Remus: *cackles and gives Janus the deodorant*

Janus: *takes the deodorant and uncaps it*

Janus: *hesitates*

Remus: *smirking* Go ahead~

Janus: *takes a deep breath in and a deep breath out* I hate you so much Remus

Janus: *bites the deodorant and chews it in disgust*

Remus: *cackles* Mmm delicious isn't it Jan?

Janus: *flips Remus off as he's still chewing in disgust*

Janus: *swallows and gags*

Janus: *trying not to vomit* This is fucking terrible

Remus: *cackles* C'mon Jan you're almost done

Janus: *frustrated sigh* Fuck it

Janus: *eats the rest of the deodorant and chews it in disgust*

Remus and Virgil: *clap*

Remus: *clapping* Yay good job Jan!

Janus: *throws the stick of deodorant at Remus, still chewing in disgust*

Remus: *moves out of the way cackling*

Janus: *swallows and gags*

Janus: *about to vomit* Oh god that was not worth it

Janus: *runs out of the room to go vomit*

Remus: *cackling* 

Virgil: You're a trooper Jan!

Janus: *vomitting in the distance*

Virgil: At least it wasn't the smoothie you made us last time

Janus: *walks back in the room and wipes his mouth* You happy now?

Remus: *cackles* VERY!

Remus: Well Jan since you ate all of the deodorant you get a reward!

Janus: *looks at Remus suspiciously* What's the reward?

Remus: You get...

Remus: *summons a snake plush* This!

Remus: *gives Janus the snake plush* Here you go!

Janus: *takes the snake plush and hugs it*

Remus: *cough* Jan's a softie!*cough*

Janus: *still hugging the plush and blushing* Shut up Remus!

Remus: *cackles*

Virgil: Alright Ree what's next?

Remus: Hmmm

Remus: *pointing at his face* Virgil. Kisses. Please. Now.

Virgil: *snorts*

Virgil: *cups Remus' face in his hands and peppers his face with kisses*

Virgil: *gives Remus a quick kiss on the lips*

Remus: *kisses Virgil back*

Virgil: Better?

Remus: Yes!

Virgil: *smiles and playfully rolls his eyes*

Virgil: Anything else your highness?

Remus: Hmm other than me wanting you to keep calling me that a hug!

Virgil: Alright

Virgil: *hugs Remus*

Remus: *hugs Virgil back and sighs* I can feel the serotonin increasing

Virgil: *snorts, still hugging Remus*

Janus: Wow Remus and you call me the softie

Remus: *still hugging Virgil* Oh I'm sorry what was that Jan? Was that the sound of you wanting me to go get Patton or make you eat or drink something better than the deodorant?

Janus: *instantly* What no I didn't say anything I don't know what you're talking about!

Remus: *cackles, still hugging Virgil* That's what I thought

Remus and Virgil: *stop hugging and give each other a quick kiss on the lips*

Remus: Alright what to do for my last happy thing hmm

Remus: Alright I got it! Jan since I made you suffer I want you to go give Patton a frog plush

Remus: Cause seeing you two happy makes me happy

Virgil: Aww

Janus: Okay that's honestly the most least wholesome thing I've ever heard you say and I don't know whether to feel concerned or not

Remus: Oh don't be! Unless you want me to change my mind and-

Janus: *summons a frog plush* Nope give Patton the frog plush got it!

Janus: *quickly sinks down to where Patton is*

Remus: *cackles*

Janus: *hiding the frog plush behind his back*

Patton: Hey Jan!

Janus: Hey Patton

Both: *give each other a quick kiss on the lips*

Janus: So Patton I didn't get you a little gift

Patton: Ooh! What is it?

Janus: Close your eyes

Patton: *closes his eyes*

Janus: *puts the frog plush in front of Patton* Now open them

Patton: *opens his eyes and gasps* 

Patton: *takes the frog plush* Aww Thanks Jan you're so sweet you shouldn't have!

Janus: *smiles* You're welcome

Patton: *smiles and kisses Janus on the lips*

Janus: *kisses Patton back*

Patton: *pulls away slowly* 

Patton: *hugs Janus* Thank you so much I love it!

Janus: *hugs Patton back, smiling and blushing* I'm glad you do darling

Patton: *giggles and lets go of Janus*

Janus: I see Pepe has another plush friend now

Patton: *giggles* Yeah I think I'll name him Philipepe

Janus: That's a cute name but not as cute as his owner

Patton: *giggles and blushing* Yeah but it's also not as cute as his gifter

Janus: *blushing* Oh ssstop!

Patton: *giggles*

Patton: *puts Philipepe on the bed with his other plushes and stuffed animals*

Janus: Alright Patton I don't have to get going

Patton: Okay!

Janus and Patton: *give each other a quick kiss on the lips*

Patton: Bye Jan!

Janus: Bye Patton

Janus: *sinks back down*

Remus: *smirking*

Janus: *blushing* What!?

Remus: So did it work? Did I get you laid yet?

Virgil: Gross

Janus: *blushing* No! Shut the fuck up Remus!

Remus: *cackles* Oh well nonetheless I had a pretty good happy day

Remus: *gasps* I had a GAY day!

Janus and Virgil: *facepalm and groan*

Remus: *cackles*