Remus: We all have a dare from Jasondean2007

Virgil: What is it?

Remus: It says I dare you all to hang out with the light side's doesn't matter what y'all do just hang out for a day

Remus: Alright

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *sink down to the light sides*

Patton: Hey guys!

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: Hey Patton

Remus: Hey do you guys want to watch the "My True Identity!" video cause why not

Patton, Roman, and Logan: Sure

Remus: Perfect!

Remus: *plays video*

Thomas: Ah! YouTube time. Um... okay, you guys watch the title sequence and I will sleep in a couple more seconds. SNOOZE!

*logo*

Virgil: Are we not gonna talk about the fact that his phone was off the whole time

Logan: Hey yeah

Thomas: What is up, everyone! Man, those extra seconds really worked magic. So, being online as much as I am I tend to overshare everything about myself. You may know of my love of theater

Roman: Naturally

Thomas: My enthusiasm for cartoons

Patton: *smiles*

Thomas: And of course... my passion for pizza! 

All: Yeah

Thomas: But even though I talk about these things a lot, I get questions from people all the time asking very in-depth, thought-provoking questions about myself that are actually really difficult for me to answer accurately.

 Remus: *smirks*

Thomas: Do I really know myself as well as I should? On top of that, I get messages from people who are also having trouble figuring themselves out. Personal identity is something I think everyone struggles with at one time or another. So, I figure, why not go on this adventure together? I need to have a sit-down with myself, figure myself out, and maybe come to a better understanding that we all could learn from! Let's do this!

Logan: Hello there, class!

Logan: Oh no

Thomas: There is no class here

Logan: Yes, there is.

Remus: *cackles* The fact that Thomas was you before you were even you!

Thomas: Whatever. This is my intellectual side. Every fact I've ever learned.

Logan: Believe it or not, I was quite the nerd in school.

Thomas: I'm pretty sure that's a surprise to no one

Logan: *clears his throat*

Virgil: *laughs* Oof

Roman: Greetings, wonderful citizens and you nerds!

Roman: It's me!

Logan: Hi

Remus: Oop 👀

Logan: *blushes*

Thomas: This is my fanciful side. All my dreams, my hopes, and my creativity.

Remus: *clears his throat aggressively*

Virgil: You good Ree?

Remus: Yup!

Roman: Not to mention your love of Disney songs! ♪ Do you want to build a snowman? ♪

Thomas: Nope. Not right now.

Logan: Why that song?

Logan: I at least said something right

Patton: What's going on kiddos?

Patton: It's me!

Janus: *smiles*

Thomas: And finally, this is my moral side. My sense of right and wrong that I've learned ever since I was a kid from my own parental units.

Patton: I also represent your unabashed love of dad jokes.

Logan: Dad jokes.

Roman: Dad jokes.

Patton: Mm-hmm.

Thomas: Dad jokes.

Patton: Still do em!

Patton: Woah, is there four people in here or is it just me?

All: *laugh*

Roman: ...Ah, I got it.

Logan: -sigh-

Thomas: That was a thinker. I like it

Remus: If you listen closely you can hear Logan's last brain cell clinging for dear life!

Logan: So, what are we all doing here?

Remus: To help Thomas 

Thomas: Well, people know me from all the Vines that I make, but I don't think people really KNOW me know me

Roman: Well maybe they would if you post YouTube videos more often...

Logan: Oooh...

Patton: Oh my... Whoop! There it is!

All: *laugh* 

Logan: *takes out vocab card* Savage

Thomas: Okay, alright, that's fair... But I don't even know if I know me. There's some things that I think even I need to figure out about my own identity. Like, okay, relationships.

Roman: Ah! Romance!

Thomas: Yes, but where do I stand in those regards?

Roman: I have a pretty ideal vision of love... There's someone out there for me... One true love.

Remus: *cackles* Yeah, Nerdy Wolverine!

Roman and Logan: *blush*

Logan: But you tend to overthink things, rule out possibilities with logic, dream up obstacles with each new connection you make...

Virgil: *akwardly laughs*

Thomas: And that when the anxiety kicks in. Maybe that's why I haven't found a person for me yet.

Virgil: *clears his throat*

Patton: But that's okay. The important thing to keep in mind is nobody's perfect. Everyone comes with their own flaws.

Thomas: Including me.

Remus: *cough* Roman

Roman: Yes, someone will accept us flaws and all. Until that day I shall learn to love... myself.

Remus: *cough* You still haven't

Roman: Okay wooow

Remus: Am I wrong?

Roman Fair point

Thomas: Yes, that's definitely important. Flaws and all. Speaking of which...

Logan: Um... Are we bringing up flaws now? Because if so,

Thomas: Oh, uh...

Logan: (continuing) get ready to take a lot of notes. Okay, you ready? Here we go. You procrastinate A LOT

Remus: Oof

Patton: You can be a bit selfish with your food and your other belongings...

Janus: *looks at Patton*

Patton: *blushes* Self care

Roman: You're definitely not the most adventurous person...

Remus: I wonder why

Thomas: Okay, maybe this was a bad idea; I'm supposed to be learning to love myself.

Janus: *claps* Self *claps* care

Logan: Ah, but remember, everyone has flaws.

All: True

Patton: At the same time focus on your good attributes.

Roman: You value your relationships with your friends above all else!

Remus: Foreshadowing

Patton: You believe there's good in everyone.

Patton: *smiles* And there is!

Janus and Remus: *nod*

Logan: And when you set your sights on doing something, you put all of your energy into it to make it the best it possibly can BE.

Thomas: Well, that's very nice of you guys.

Patton: Well, it's important to be nice to ourselves and cut ourselves some slack every once in a while...

Roman: Wouldn't want to be our own villain would we?

Remus: *smirks* F O R E S H A D O W I N G

Thomas: Okay, true. What else do I need to figure out?

Logan: Biggest fear?

Patton: Spiders...

Roman: REJECTION!

Logan: What exactly is at the bottom of the ocean?

Remus: The ABYSS

Thomas: No, no! We are not talking about fears! I am well aware of those. I am talking about what I need to figure out about myself.

Virgil: Very well aware

Roman: Well, what do you wish to look for in a relationship? What are you hoping to gain from having another person in your life?

Thomas: Um. I don't know. Someone who's a nice compliment to me, someone who wants a long stable relationship, someone who indulges in the same sense of humor, and um. someone who can binge-watch cartoons with me.

Logan: With everything you've learned what do you wish to do with your education?

Thomas: Ooh... I am not sure... I'd love to figure out ways to help the environment. Science was always my strong point and I love chemistry.

Remus: *cackles* Nerd!

Patton: What positive impacts do you inevitably hope to bring to this world?

Thomas: Wow, that was a surprisingly deep and poignant quest-

Patton: HEY! We have the same glasses!

Logan: Yep.

All: *laugh*

Thomas: Okay, well... I think just being able to put out silly light-hearted content into the world is kind of a good start. It makes me really happy to do that.

Logan: Well there you go. A good foundation.

Thomas: Yeah true, these are good things to be in touch with. And I'm sure there are some of you out there who have other, very different, maybe even more difficult questions about yourself. Maybe about your gender, or your sexuality.

Roman: Yes, who may be your love, or do you want love at all?

Logan: What do you want your future to be or even what do you want to do tomorrow?

Patton: And where do babies come from?

Roman: You serious?

Logan: Wha? You're a father.

Patton: I know it's got something to do with storks, um, but after that, I, uh...

Patton: Is it not the storks?

Remus: *smirks* Patton babies come from-

Janus: Ahhhh puhhh pahh Remus shut up

Remus: *cackles*

Thomas: Okay, well, only he's confused about that, but yes, figuring out your own identity can take a long time. You may know yourself at an early age, or you may be still figuring yourself out well into adulthood.

Remus: *smirking* Adultery

Logan: *trying to contain his anger*

Remus: *cackles*

Logan: But there's no time limit for these questions.

Roman: Getting to know yourself can be quite the awesome adventure and hopefully it's an adventure that never ends.

Patton: And no matter what, no one knows you better than yourself. Am I right, Tony?

Thomas: Not my name.

Patton: Then what is it?

Remus: Thomasito

Thomas: Okay, that was a very enlightening experience, but I think that's enough for one night. It's a little weird to be talking to myself so much. Right, Sacagawea?

Sacagawea: I'm your pet hamster and I'm pretty sure this is even weirder.

Patton: Awww

Thomas: True. You're right. You're always right... 

Remus: BOW DOWN TO SACAGAWEA!!

Thomas: I hope you guys enjoyed this little journey into my identity. Say goodbye, everyone!

Logan: Class dismissed!

Logan: *mentally cringing*

Roman: ♪ Goodbye! ♪

Roman: Still got it

Patton: Let me know when this gets put up on the YouTubes.

Thomas: Will do. And until next time, take it easy guys, gals, and non-binary pals. PEACE OUT!

Remus: End card!

Roman: Say, you know what would be fun fellas? If we did one of those four-part harmony song videos like Jon Cozart or Todrick Hall!

Logan: Um, no. You know you would just end up embarrassing yourself.

Remus: Too late!

Thomas: Well I don't know about that-

Patton: Hey, I am down to do that! Sign me up. -laughs-

Roman: Yeah you know what, you're right. You're right.

Thomas: On second thought, it was a bad idea.

Patton: Ah, okay. Well, you kiddos give your old dad a like and subscribe. That's right! I'm learning how to do promos! Got a couple more... you know... old tricks up my sleeve! I'm learnin'... I'm learnin'... Whoo. You know what that just tired me out. *giggle* I'm gonna take a nap. Take a nap for about... two hours. Take a nap.

Video: *ends*

Patton: *claps* Yay!

Patton: That brought back so many memories

Remus: Yeah memories of Logan actually being enthusiastic!

Logan: Wow okay

Remus: *cackles*

Remus: Alright we have to go guys

Patton, Roman, and Logan: Bye

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *sink back down*

Remus: *sighs* That was fun!

Virgil: Yeah