Remus: We all have a dare from Kimlythenerd

Remus: And it says To everyone: I have dare of sorts I want you guys to look at these list of names and basically play a "gay or nay" game of sorts for the character on the list. As a bonus, if you want to, you can try to guess their personality based on what they look like. Think of it as a break from all the shenanigans. Even chaotic energy needs recharging. Here's the list: wei wuxian lan wangji lan xichen jiang cheng wen ning wen qing jiang yanli jin ling lan sizhui

Remus: OOH! Sounds fun!

Remus: It also says As a bonus (tho optional and can be ignored if you want to do so) please look up "who is the canon relationship in mo dao zu shi" you may find the answer interesting however like I said this is only optional. have fun you guys 😊

Remus: Oh we most certainly will! So what do you guys say, up for this little challenge?

Virgil: Yeah

Janus: I don't see why not

Remus: Alright to the computer!

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *go to the computer* 

Remus: Alright whose first on the list?

Virgil: *reads the list* Wei Wuxian

Remus: *types the name on the computer and looks it up*

Remus: *immediately* Gay

Virgil: Any reason why?

Remus: If the second and third letter of his name were swapped his name would be 3 letters away from spelling 'wiener' plus he's pretty and we all know all the pretty ones are Gay

Virgil: Valid reason I guess? But I'll guess Gay as well, Jan?

Janus: Hmmmm I'll choose Gay too

Remus: Alright and personality guess I think he gives off edgy vibes plus he has the same color scheme as Shadow the Hedgehog so Virgil 2.0

Virgil: I feel like he's one of those characters that look intimidating but are probably like one of the nicest ones out of all of them like an unexpected kind of thing

Remus: I can see that what about you Jan?

Janus: I don't know probably hot headed?

Janus: *joking* Like why do you look so mad for? Because you want to kiss other men?

Remus: *cackles* True 

Remus: Alright next

Virgil: *reads the list* Lan Wangji

Remus: *types the name on the computer and looks it up* 

Remus: *immediately* Gay he literally has the word 'wang' in his name and he's also pretty

Virgil: Are you just gonna guess Gay for every name you can find an innuendo connecting to men?

Remus: *cackles* Yup!

Virgil: *playfully rolls his eyes* Figures

Virgil: I'll guess Gay again too cause I feel like he gives off 'Straight looking' character who's actually Gay

Remus: That actually makes sense

Remus: *smirks* He also has the same color scheme as Patty so I think we all know Jan guesses Gay too 

Janus: Shut up Remus I do but it's because of Virgil's point

Remus: *smirking* Suuuuure it is

Remus: Now for personality guess he looks more serious than the last one so I'm gonna go with serious

Virgil: Yeah I feel like he gives off determined warrior vibes 

Janus: He has tragic backstory energy to me so I'll go with revengeful

Remus: Good points good points

Remus: Alright what's the next one Scare Bear?

Virgil: *reads the list* Lan Xichen

Remus: *types the name on the computer and looks it up*

Remus: I'm assuming him and the last one are twins or at least somewhat related?

Virgil:  I'm pretty sure last names are first in non American places and they have the same traditional outfit so you're probably right on that

Remus: Alright my guess is Gay he looks 'caring husband' material

Virgil: I'll guess Nay just like my last point but swapped 'Gay looking' character who's actually Straight

Janus: Agreed so Nay

Remus: Personality guess he looks like he has Patton energy and looks way happier than the last one so I'll go sunshine character

Virgil: I feel like he's also a nature lover

Janus: Yeah he also has a flute so I'd assume he's 'bubbly character that plays flute in the forest constantly having animals surround him'

Remus: Alright good good next

Virgil: *reads the list* Jiang Cheng

Remus: *types the name on the computer and looks it up* 

Remus: OOH! He's purple he's hot

Remus: My guess is 'Straight but has homoerotic tension with his nemisis' so Nay

Virgil: Yeah he's a definite Nay

Janus: It's a Nay for me too

Remus: For pesonality he gives me Vee Vee vibes so dark and brooding or basically Zuko from Avatar

Virgil: I feel like he's a villain or son of a villain 

Janus: Yeah he does not have 'friends with the protagonist' energy probably an anti hero at best

Remus: This is actually really fun what's the next one?

Virgil: *reads the list* Wen Ning

Remus: *types the name on the computer and looks it up*

Remus: Uhh is there supposed to be two pictures of him?

Virgil: Maybe that's like a dark form for him?

Remus: Whatever it is it looks badass

Remus: But Wen rhymes with men so my answer of course is Gay

Virgil: I'll guess Nay again

Janus: Gay

Remus: Alright and personality not counting his 'other version' he looks like he gets left out a lot like Logan level of left out

Virgil: Yeah I feel like he's shy or timid

Janus: *smirks joking* Oh so like you Virgil?

Virgil: *playfully glares at Janus* Ha ha very funny 

Virgil: *smirks teasing* Keep it up Jan and I'll twist the rules and give you an embarassing dare myself before the fans can just for that

Remus: Yeah I'll even allow it don't talk about my wife Jan!

Janus: *raises his hands up* Okay relax noted can we continue this little guessing game now?

Remus: Right so what do you think his personality is?

Janus: Kind I guess?

Remus: Good alright next 

Virgil: *reads the list* Wen Qing

Remus: *types the name on the computer and looks it up* 

Remus: OOH! She's pretty

Remus: Same reason as the last one so Nay

Virgil: I'm gonna guess Gay because we haven't seen the rest of the list so we don't know if she's the only woman

Remus: OOH! That's true you might be onto something Scare Bear what do you think Jan?

Janus: I think Nay because she gives me 'has a loving husband and child' vibes 

Remus: Valid 

Remus: For personality I think she's a badass like she looks like she will not hesitate to slice someone if they say the wrong thing

Virgil: Yeah she gives off 'won't take any bullshit from anyone but also cares about the ones she loves' vibes

Janus: She definitely seems like a serious person

Remus: Excellent next

Virgil: *reads the list* Jiang Yanli

Remus: *types the name on the computer and looks it up*

Virgil: See told you

Remus: Well now I have to choose Gay for that possibility

Virgil: I'm gonna guess Nay though because I feel like Jan's statement for the last one about having a 'loving husband and child' suits her more

Janus: I can see that too so Nay

Remus: For personality she gives me Hinata from Naruto vibes

Virgil: Definitely sweet and caring energy

Janus: Agreed she looks like if you were to ask her for bread she'd give it to you in a heartbeat

Remus: *cackles* She really does

Remus: Next one

Virgil: *reads the list* Jin Ling

Remus: *types the name on the computer and looks it up* 

Remus: I swear these characters have no business being as pretty as they are 

Remus: Gay

Virgil: Nay 

Janus: Nay let's be real here as sad as it is there's no way a show's gonna have this much Gay characters

Remus: You may never know Jan we don't even know what this show is about at least have some faith!

Janus: Alright alright fair point 

Remus: Good now personality guess time

Remus: Okay now he looks like a definite hot head like who stole your man for you to be this heated

Virgil: Yeah he really looks like someone who doesn't want anyone in his way

Janus: If he's not aiming that bow and arrow at someone who just tapped his shoulder then what is it even for?

Janus: Like he just screams 'I hate everyone here but except the one I love'

Remus: *smirks* Like you with Patton Jan?

Janus: *blushes* Shut up Remus!

Remus: *cackles* Whaaaat he even has yellow too excuse me for pointing out the obvious

Janus: *playfully rolls his eyes*  Whatever what's the last one?

Virgil: *reads the list* The last one is Lan Sizhui

Remus: *types the name on the computer and looks it up* 

Remus: He's also pretty answer is Gay 

Virgil: Hmmmm I haven't guessed Gay much so I'll guess it for this one because why not

Janus: Nay

Remus: Alright and final personality guess 

Remus: Again I feel like this is another sunshine character

Virgil: Yeah definitely another happy looking one who's caring and tries his best

Janus: I feel like he's friendly but if you get him pissed off he'll slice you if given the chance

Remus: OOH! Now that's a possibility

Remus: Alright and now for the answer to the question we've all been waiting for "Who is the canon relationship in Mo Dao Zu Shi?"

Remus: *looks it up on the computer*

Remus: I fucking knew these bitches were fruity!

Virgil: *surprised* No way we we're right about the first two!

Janus: We love to see it 

Remus: *claps* Gay *claps* Rights!

Remus: This was fun

Virgil: It really was