Remus: We all have a question from WeAreTheFreaks03

Virgil: What is it?

Remus: It says All of you- Have you seen Fantasy Island? If so what is your Fantasy? If not you're missing out and Remus you would love it

Remus: We have not, but since you said I would love it, you've caught my curiosity!

Remus: *looks it up* OOH

Virgil: What's it about Ree?

Remus: It says "The enigmatic Mr Roarke makes the secret dreams of his lucky guests come true at a luxurious but remote tropical resort, but when the fantasies turn into nightmares, the guests have to solve the island's mystery in order to escape with their lives."

Remus: You had me at nightmares!

Remus: Should we watch the trailer?

Virgil: Sure, I don't see why not

Janus: Definitely not

Remus: And away we go! *presses play*

Trailer: "I hope you're ready"*various scenes play*

Remus: OOH

Trailer: "There is an elevator. In the elevator you press the button to the floor with no name."

Remus: Oh look Jan, you have your own button!

Janus: Wooow there better be actual snakes on that floor

Trailer: "Behind those doors, is a life you always dreamt of"

Janus: *sarcastically claps* Yeah because a production company with a house is definitely what I dreamt of

Trailer: *plane flying around the island*

Remus: Imagine if the plane CRASHED

Virgil: Probably how they got on that island in the first place

Trailer: *shows woman running in the house*

Trailer: "The plane. It's here!"

Trailer: *shows a blonde woman coming out of the plane*

Virgil: Or not

Trailer: "This weekend, you will be our guests!"

Remus: From hell!

Trailer: *shows dude taking off his shirt*

Remus: Oop 👀

Trailer: "Here, anything and everything is possible"

Remus: *John Cena impersonation* Are you sure about that?

Trailer: "No service. Guess not everything is possible"

Virgil: Same!

Janus: Virgil, why is she literally you though?

Virgil: That's what I'm saying!

Trailer: "Good evening, I am Mr. Roarke"

Janus: You sure you're not Colonel Sanders with that suit on?

Trailer: "Let me officially welcome you to, Fantasy Island"

Remus: The name of the movie!

Trailer: *shows people partying* "Fantasy Island!"

Virgil: Where did all those people even come from!?

Remus: Fantasy Magic!

Janus: Okay, are we just gonna ignore the fact that "7 Rings" is literally playing in this whole trailer right now?

Trailer: "I'm curious how this all works!"

Remus: By your fantasy! Fuckin hetero himbo!

Trailer: "What if you're fantasy involves a person from your life?"

Remus: *wiggles eyebrows* We all know what her fantasy is

Trailer: "Holograms! Like Tupac"

Trailer: "What if it's somebody who died?"

Trailer: "Tupac!"

Remus: I like her already!

Trailer: "So, what's your fantasy?"

Trailer: "Revenge on a childhood bully"

Remus: Murder!

Trailer: "Your life is about to change"

Remus: Like this music right now!

Trailer: "I hope you're ready"

Remus: Damn right I am!

Trailer: *shows woman walking out of the house and looking back smiling at other woman*

Remus: Okay you can't tell me they aren't secretly lesbian lovers

Virgil: Could be gayer

Trailer: *shows blonde chick turning a switch revealing her childhood bully tied up in a chair*

Trailer "That is a really good hologram"

Remus: *smirking* Yeah "hologram"

Trailer: "There is only 1 fantasy per guest"

Virgil: What!?

Remus: Wack!

Janus: The fuck is the point then!?

Trailer: "And you must see your fantasy through"

Trailer: *shows little girl*

Virgil: Whose kid is this?

Janus: Probably not her's

Trailer: "It brought her back to life?"

Remus: I mean it IS Fantasy Island

Trailer: *child giggling and waving* "No matter what"

Trailer: *reads "This February"*

Virgil: Wow we're 4 months late

Trailer: *shows blonde chicks' childhood bully get doused with water* 

Trailer: "Oh my god. That's really her"

Janus: Noooo really?

Trailer: *guy opens the door behind the tied up woman*

Remus: Ooh what's he gonna use?

Trailer: "Roarke, this is not what I meant!"

Remus: I mean you said your fantasy was revenge, what else could you have possibly meant?

Trailer: *shows woman's nose bleeding* "What the hell is this place?"

Remus: Fantasy Island! Where else?

Trailer: *woman running* "Help!"

Remus: NOW it's getting interesting!

Trailer: "The island is twisting what we asked for!"

Remus: You get what you get and you don't get upset!

Trailer: *shows man in the forest with a flashlight*

Trailer: *jumpscare to a monster grabbing the man's neck*

Virgil: *jumps and latches onto Remus* Fuck!

Janus: Virgil really, I thought you liked horror movies?

Virgil: I do! You know how I get with loud noises!

Remus: *cackles and holds Virgil close* It's okay Scare Bear

Trailer: "We weren't brought here to have our own fantasies"

Trailer: *blonde woman gets dragged from under a bed*

Virgil: *jumps still latching onto Remus and groans in frustration*

Trailer: *shows plane exploding*

Remus: *still holding Virgil* I was close!

Trailer: *flashes to different scenes*  "We were brought here to be apart of something else"

Janus: And that would be?

Trailer: "I'm your friend!"

Remus: Yeah your GIRLfriend

Trailer: "I've always wanted to hear you say that"

Remus: Could be gayer

Trailer: *other blonde chick gets choke holded from behind*

Virgil: *jumps still holding onto Remus* Why!

Trailer: *shows various scenes with some people about to die*

Remus: *still holding Virgil* OOH!

Trailer: *reads Fantasy Island with 7 rings played slighty slowed down*

Virgil, Remus, Janus: Fantasy Island

Trailer: *reads "Valentine's Day #NeverComingHome"*

All: Valentine's Day!?

Remus: *lets go of Virgil and pauses the video*  I know we were late to this but damn!

Virgil: I know right

Remus: You weren't joking when you said I'd love it!

Virgil: Yeah I'd watch it. What about you Jan? Would you watch it?

Janus: I don't see why not

Remus: *claps hands* Yay! What would your guy's fantasy be?

Janus: Wine. Lots and lots of Wine

Virgil: To be the ruler of all emos

Remus: Deodarant or other things *smirks and wiggles eyebrows*

Remus: Wait, but guys hear me out

Remus: You know how there's only 1 fantasy per guest right?

Virgil and Janus: Yeah

Remus: What if your fantasy was to have more fantasies!

Virgil: Galaxy brain Remus

Remus: *smiles*

Janus: Wow Remus for once you have a genius input

Remus: Thank you!

Did I actually take the time to basically type a whole transcript of a movie trailer? Yes. Did I link it at the top if other people wanted to watch the trailer themselves? Also yes.