Remus: Alright we got some dares from Drarry_cat

Remus: The first dare is for you Virgil and it says 1. I dare Virgil to be summoned anytime someone is feeling anxious and/or depressed and yell "THE EMO KING HAS ARRIVED" AND- make them feel better to your best ability

Virgil: Alright

Virgil: *senses someone is anxious*

Virgil: Wow perfect timing

Virgil: *sinks down*

Virgil: THE EMO KING HAS ARRIVED!

Virgil: Oh hey Thomas

Thomas: *pacing around the room* Hey Virgil...

Virgil: I'm pretty sure we both know why I'm here so what's the matter?

Thomas: *stops pacing* Okay so I have this big audition later and I'm just worried I'm gonna mess up and not make it in

Virgil: Hey trust me you're not gonna mess this up despite how many times I make you think that

Virgil: And if you don't get the role it's alright it's not the end of your acting career and besides there are other auditions out there you can audition for anyways 

Virgil: *smiles* So don't give up, you got this, I know you do

Thomas: *smiles* Thanks Virgil that honestly made feel a little better

Virgil: No problem Thomas

Virgil: Alright so I'm gonna go now and good luck

Thomas: *waves* Thanks bye Virgil

Virgil: *salutes with his two fingers* Later Thomas

Virgil: *sinks back down*

Virgil: Alright did it and I'm actually feeling pretty good about it

Remus: Nice

Remus: Alright the next dare is for me and it says 2. Remus somehow have Satan get a restraining order filled against Virgil, so he stays on this plain when/if he dies

Remus: *cackles* Alright

Remus: *summons documents and a pen*

Remus: *gives the documents and pen to Virgil* 

Virgil: *takes the documents and pen*

Remus: *points on the paper* Alright Scare Bear just sign here, here and here

Virgil: *signs the papers and gives the pen and documents back to Remus*

Remus: *takes the documents and pen back* Thaaank you

Remus: *summons Satan to the middle of the room*

Satan: *appears*

Satan: What's up Fuckers!

Satan: Oh it's you again

Remus: Hi Satan no hard feelings about the whole bucket of holy water thing but I'm gonna need you to sign some stuff

Remus: *gives the documents and pen to Satan*

Satan:*takes the documents and pen* Oh uh okay?

Remus: *points on the paper*  Just sign here, here and here

Satan: *signs the papers and gives the pen and documents back to Remus*

Remus: *takes the documents and pen back* Alright good good

Remus: Alright Satan you officially have to stay 69 feet away from my mans 

Satan: Bitch please

Remus: I summoned you and I can unsummon you again you whore!

Satan: You right you right

Remus: Now begone thot!

Satan: *leaves*

Janus and Virgil: ...

Remus: *as if nothing happened* Alright the next dare is for you Jan and it says 3. Janus have a very mushy moment with Pat

Janus: A what now?

Remus: *reading in his head* (Remus if Jan says no even If he's lying call Pat and tell him Jan wants a kiss, cuddles and/he's doubting himself.)

Janus: Okay I honestly dont know what qualifies as a "mushy moment" with him

Remus: *smirking* I know exactly what to do, you just wait here my snakey little friend!

Janus: Okay?

Remus: *sinks down to where Patton is*

Patton: Hey Remus!

Remus: Patty! We need your help!

Patton: *concerned* What happened?

Remus: Janus is in dire need of kisses and cuddles cause he's doubting himself!

Patton: *grabs Remus' wrist* Not on my watch take me to him

Patton: *sinks down with Remus*

Janus: Oh hi Pat-

Patton: *immediately tackles Janus to the floor and peppers his face with kisses*

Janus: *on the floor* -ton!

Patton: I *smooch* love *smooch* you *smooch* so *smooch* much *smooch*

 Janus: *blushing and still getting showered with kisses* Pat-

Patton: *kisses Janus on the lips*

Janus: *kisses Patton back*

Janus: *pulls Patton closer to deepen the kiss*

Patton: *cups Janus' face, still kissing him*

Remus: 👀

Janus and Patton: *pull away catching their breaths*

Patton: *boops Janus' nose* Do 

Janus: *bleps*

Patton: *boop* Not 

Janus: *bleps* 

Patton: *boop* Doubt

Janus: *bleps*

Patton: *boop*  Your *boop* Self!

Patton: *boops* *boops* *boops*

Janus: *bleps after every boop*  

Janus: *blushing and shaking his head* Nyeh! Okay okay I won't

Patton: You promise?

Janus: *nods his head, still blushing*

Patton:*raises his pinky* 

Janus: *hooks his pinky with Patton's* 

Patton: *smiles and gives Janus a quick kiss on the lips*

Janus: *kisses Patton back*

Patton: Good

Patton: *gets off of Janus and helps him up*

Patton: *takes Janus' hand and drags him to his room* Now time for cuddles!

Janus: *gets dragged to his room by Patton*

Remus: Did I just officially get Janus laid!?

Virgil: *playfully punches Remus* Gross!

Remus: *cackles* 

*Time Skip* 

Remus: Alright Jan the last dare is for you and it says Have all the pet-children in one enclosure together (Oswald, has a pond just for them in the enclosure) for 2 hours (Have Jan and Pat watch over them. {RELATIONSHIP GOALS!!!})

Janus: Alright

Remus: Wait Asclepius and Viper never met Oswald and Arachne have they

Virgil: Wait that's right!

Janus: Wow

Janus: *takes Asclepius and Viper out of his hat*

Janus: Are you both ready to meet someone?

Asclepius and Viper: *hiss* (Ooh! Who?)

Remus: *summons a pond and summons Oswald in it*

Remus: Oswald!

Oswald: ... (Dad!)

Remus: *hugs Oswald*

Virgil: *takes Arachne out of his jacket pocket*

Virgil: *petting Arachne* Remember just stay behind Oswald when Patton's here cause you know how he feels about spiders

Arachne: *small hiss* (Okay...)

Virgil: *puts Arachne on the floor*

Janus: *puts Asclepius and Viper on the floor*

Janus: Asclepius, Viper, this is Oswald and Arachne

Asclepius and Viper: *hiss* (Hello~)

Oswald: ... (Hey there!)

Arachne: *small hiss* (H-Hi...)

Viper: *hiss* (You're a shy one aren't you?)

Arachne: *small hiss* (Y-Yeah I-I guess...)

Viper: *hiss* (Interesssting interesssting)

Virgil: Alright Jan we're gonna go get Patton

Janus: Alright

Remus: Jan you better take care of my son!

Janus: I will

Remus: Good

Remus and Virgil: *sink down to where Patton is*

Patton: Hey guys!

Remus and Virgil: Hey Patton

Virgil: Me and Remus have to go do something for 2 hours so we we're wondering if you can help Jan watch over our pets for us?

Patton: Of course! I'll bring Pepe so they can have a new friend! 

Virgil: Awesome later Pat

Patton: Bye guys!

Virgil and Remus: *leave the room*

Patton: *takes Pepe and sinks down*

Patton: Hey!

Janus: Hey 

Janus: *gives Patton a quick kiss on the lips*

Patton: *kisses Janus back*

Janus: *points to where the other pets are* They're all over there by the way

Patton: Look Pepe new friends!

Pepe: *croaks* (Yay!)

Patton: *puts Pepe on the floor with the other pets*

Asclepius: *hiss* (Pepe my darling husband hello!)

Pepe: *croaks* (Hi!)

Oswald: ... (Wait you're both married!?)

Viper: *hiss* (*cough* No he's jusst a sssimp *cough*)

Asclepius: *aggressive hiss* (Viper I know damn well you're not talking about who's the sssimp here!)

Asclepius: *hiss* (Anyways yesss and no because we haven't really officially gotten married yet but we ssstill consssider each other as husbands)

Oswald: ... (That's gay I love it!)

Pepe: *croaks* (Hi I'm Pepe!)

Oswald: ... (Like the meme?)

Pepe: *croaks* (Yeah! ^-^)

Oswald: ... (I like you already!)

Pepe: *croaks* ( ^-^)

Oswald: ... (I'm Oswald!)

Pepe: *croaks* (Nice to meet you Oswald!)

Pepe: *sees Arachne and croaks* (And you?)

Arachne: *small hiss* (I-I'm A-Arachne...)

Oswald: ... (She's a little shy but she'll feel a little comfortable when she gets to know you)

Pepe: *croaks* (Oh well it's nice to meet you Arachne!)

Arachne: *small hiss* (Y-You too...)

Patton: Aww Pepe's getting along with them so well!

Janus: *smiles* Yup

Asclepius: *hiss* (Hey Pepe guessss what?)

Pepe: *croaks* (What?)

Asclepius: *gives Pepe a lil smooch*

Pepe: *croaks* (^-^)

Patton: *gasps* Aww!

Janus: *smiles*

Oswald: ... (I ship it!)

Oswald: ... (AsclePepe Rights!)

Viper: *rolls his eyes*

*Time Skip*

Asclepius: *curled up around Pepe and sleeping*

Pepe:  *sleeping with Asclepius*

Arachne: *sleeping on top of Oswald's head*

Oswald: *sleeping*

Viper: *curled up around the corner sleeping*

Janus and Patton: *on the couch asleep holding each other close*

Remus and Virgil: *appear*

Remus: We're ba-

Remus: *sees everyone asleep* Oh

Virgil: *summons a blanket and wraps it around Janus and Patton*

Virgil: We should let them sleep

Remus: Yeah

Remus: *whispering as he walks backwards out of the room* Moceit Rights!