Remus: We each got a dare from Blue-the-gamer-gay

Remus: The first one is for you Scare Bear and it says Hey, I have a couple dares 4 u guys :D 1. Virgil, hug me pls :)

Virgil: Uh okay sure

Virgil: *hugs you* There you go

Remus: *opens his arms for a hug and makes grabby hands at Virgil*

Virgil: *playfully rolls his eyes* Yes you can have one too Ree

Virgil: *hugs Remus*

Remus: *sighs satisfied hugging Virgil back* Thank you

Virgil: *still hugging Remus* Yeah yeah

Remus: *cackles and gives Virgil a quick kiss on the lips*

Virgil: *kisses Remus back*

Both: *let go of each other*

Remus: Alright the next one is my dare and it says 2. Remus, this time, eat all the cleaning supplies- (also, sorry for making u sick last time u ate the soap-)

Remus: It's fine you're forgiven!

Remus: *bounces and claps getting excited* I've waited for this moment my entire life!

Virgil: Oh god

Janus: *sighs* Remus just because this is your dare I'll allow it but you're not drinking the bleach

Remus: I'm drinking the fucking bleach Jan!

Janus: No you're not! Virgil!

Virgil: *takes both of Remus' hands* Ree if you love me you won't drink the bleach

Remus: *holding Virgil's hands thinking* It's a trap don't fall for it Remus he does this all of the time

Virgil: Please? I'll let you give me as many kisses as you want or I guess you don't want that anymore and you want me to revoke your affection privileges for a week or even better a mon-

Remus: *sighs frustrated* Oh my god FINE okay I won't! Just stop doing that you know I hate it when you say stuff like that!

Virgil: *smirks and pinches Remus' cheek* I knew you loved me

Remus: *rolls his eyes grumbling* You make it hard not to

Virgil: *laughs and kisses Remus' cheek*

Remus: *smiles softly*

Remus: Jan will you do the honors in unsafety locking the cleaning supplies cabinet

Janus: Remus I'm telling you this right now your stomach is not going to feel 10x worse than the soap

Remus: I'll be fine now open it!

Janus: Alright don't say I didn't warn you

Janus: *summons the lock off the cleaning supplies cabinet*

Remus: *claps excitedly and immediately eats all of the cleaning supplies*

Remus: *burps* Lavender and lemony!

Janus: Are you satisfied now?

Remus: *cackles* VERY!

Remus: See Jan nothing happened I'm perfectly fi-

Remus: *groans and holds his stomach in pain* Fuck okay nope nope it's worse ultimately worse

Virgil: Remus go lay down

Remus: *still holding his stomach in pain* Scare Bear I promise you I'm-

Remus: *pain gets worse* Okay yup we're gonna lay down now we're gonna lay down

Virgil: *helps Remus to the couch*

Virgil: *summons a glass of water and gives it to Remus*

Remus: *drinks all of the water and gives the cup back to Virgil* Thanks

Remus: *lays down* Worth it

Remus: *groans and holds his stomach in pain again* Nope no it wasn't fuck

Virgil: *rubs Remus' stomach*

Remus: Wow Jan you're such a terrible mother why didn't you stop me!?

Janus: I LITERALLY-

Janus: *takes a deep breath in trying to hold in his anger* Remus what does my dare say before the cleaning supplies aren't going to be the only thing hurting your stomach today

Remus: Alright Jan your dare says 3. Janus, make out with Patton, idgaf if u get flustered at this or not, make out with him.

Remus: *cackles*

Janus: *facepalms and sighs blushing* Oh my god

Remus: Jan how many times in total have you made out with Patton?

Janus: *not looking up still blushing* Not 3

Remus: Good now make it 4 go!

Janus: *groans still covering his face*

Remus: *smirks* Y'know Jan if you can't do it yourself I know a way I could make Patton do it instead~

Janus: *blushing* Nope nope I can do it myself!

Remus: *smirking* You sure~?

Janus: *blushing* Positive!

Remus: Alright then go

Janus: *glares at Remus still blushing* Fine I wont be back

Janus: *sinks down to where Patton is*

Janus: *wraps his arms around Patton's waist from behind him*

Patton: *slightly jumps and relaxes*

Patton: *turns around and faces Janus and wraps his arms around his neck smiling*

Janus: *smirks leaning close to Patton face* Hi~

Patton: *giggles blushing* Hi

Janus: *kisses Patton on the lips and slowly makes out with him*

Patton: *kisses Janus back making out with him*

Janus: *pulls Patton closer still making out with him*

Patton: *runs his fingers through Janus' hair and lightly scratches his scalp still making out with him*

Janus: *sighs and leans in the touch still making out with Patton*

Roman: *walks in the room* Hey Padre I was wondering if-

Roman: *sees Janus and Patton making out*

Roman: *immediately runs out of the room* No no no not you too!

Both: *jump and pull away catching their breathes and look to where Roman left*

Patton: *blushing* As much as I love having your lips on mine I have to go

Janus: *blushing* Yeah

Both: *give each other a quick kiss on the lips and let go of each other*

Patton: *runs the direction Roman ran still blushing* Roman kiddo it's not what it looks like!

Janus: *smiles and sinks back down*

Virgil: *still rubbing Remus' stomach* I still don't get how the only hygenic thing that doesn't hurt your stomach when you eat it is deodorant

Remus: *groans in pain* Me neither and I'm so glad it doesn't but maybe if I-

Virgil: *still rubbing Remus' stomach* No Remus you're only allowed to eat deodorant and that's it!

Remus: But-

Virgil: *gives Remus a stern look still rubbing his stomach*

Remus: Ugh fine you're no fun

Remus: *sees Janus and smirks and wiggles his eyebrows* So how'd it go~?

Janus: *blushes* Your brother didn't walk in on us

Remus: *cackles* That's what he gets for-

Remus: *groans in pain* Fuck okay nope that's what I get for laughing