Remus: We have two dares from RowanTheHufflepuff

Remus: The first one is for you Jan and it says Hello! I have two dares if you don't mind. As a "thank you" for what Remus and Virgil did *cough* Patton and Janus' wedding *cough*  I dare Janus to throw a wedding for Remus and Virgil. But here's the catch. Janus gets to do whatever he wants with the decoration and stuff. Remus and Virgil can't complain. If you can get Patton, Logan, and Roman to help, then they get to be in charge of wedding stuff too

Janus: Alright I don't think I have an idea

Remus: Jan you better throw us at least a decent ass wedding

Janus: I mean either way you can't complain

Remus: Fair

Remus: Alright and the last dare is for me and it says But of course, before they get married, Remus go ask Virgil's parents (Janus and Patton) for permission to marry Virgie. Thank you

Virgil: Oop

Remus: Well Jan do I have your permission to marry Virgil?

Janus: *in a serious tone* No absolutely not I don't think you deserve him

Janus: Now what gives you the right to just barge in my home and ask me if you can marry my son huh?

Remus: ...

Janus: Remus I'm obviously joking, you already know my answer is yes

Remus: Oh heh of course! I knew that!

Janus: Right

Remus: Alright now for Patty's approval

Remus: *sinks down to where Patton is*

Patton: Hey Remus!

Remus: Hi Patty

Remus: Um so let's say if I were to hypothetically propose to Virgil would I have your permission to marry him?

Patton: *gasps* You guys are getting married!?

Remus: It's a yes or a no Patton!

Patton: I mean of course you would have my permission Remus! You treat him right and you make him happy so why wouldn't I 

Remus: Okay cool cool

Remus and Patton: ...

Remus: By the way I already did propose and you and the others are gonna help Jan throw the wedding so thank you byyyyye!

Remus: *sinks back down*

Patton: *squeals*

Remus: Well it's official Scare Bear we're getting married!

Virgil: *smiles* Yeah

Virgil: C'mon Ree let's let Jan plan the wedding

Remus: Alright

Remus: *leaving the room with Virgil* I mean it Jan DECENT!

Janus: *rolls his eyes and shakes his head*

Duke: *walks in the room with Monty and Jeremy*

Duke: Um Granny Janus?

Janus: What is it Duke?

Duke: Can me, Monty, and Jeremy also help with Dad and Daddy's wedding?

Janus: Of course come on

Janus: *sinks down with Monty, Duke, and Jeremy*

Janus: *standing in front of Monty, Duke, and Jeremy*

Patton: Hey Jan!

Janus: Hey

Janus: *gives Patton a quick kiss on the lips*

Patton: *kisses Janus back*

Janus: So I believe you all got the news?

Roman: Yes and all I have to say is that it's about time he's done something romantic for once!

Logan: I must admit I too was also surprised when Patton informed us about Remus and Virgil's engagement

Patton: *clapping his hand excitedly* I just can't believe we get to throw their wedding!

Janus: *smiles*

Janus: *summons a clipboard and pen* Alright "Operation Dukexiety Wedding", the seven of us are going to be having different roles

Logan: Seven?

Patton: But Jan there's only four of us who else is-

Janus: *smirks and steps out of the way to reveal Monty, Duke, and Jeremy *

Patton: *gasps* Monty!?

Monty: Dad! 

Monty: *runs to Patton and hugs him*

Patton: *hugs Monty back and lifts him* I missed you so much!

Roman and Logan: *surprised* Jeremy?

Jeremy: Dad! Father unit!

Jeremy: *runs to Logan and Roman and hugs them*

Roman and Logan: *hug Jeremy back and puts him on their laps*

Janus: *writes on the paper in the clipboard* Alright Patton you'll be walking Virgil down the aisle

Patton: Ooh can I also bake the cake?

Janus: Of course you can darling

Patton: *giggles*

Janus: *writing on the paper* Logan you're gonna be in charge of organization

Logan: *nods*

Janus: *writing on the paper* Roman you'll be making sure Remus is ready and prepared and that nothing goes wrong

Roman: On it!

Janus: *writes on the paper and pinches Monty's cheek* Monty will be the Flower Boy

Monty: *giggles*

Janus: Jeremy do you know how to play an instrument?

Jeremy: I can play the piano

Janus: *writing on the paper* Alright you'll be doing music 

Janus: *writing on the paper* Duke you'll be the Ring bearer

Duke: *claps his hands excitedly*

Janus: *writing on the paper* And I guess I'll be the priest

Roman: Alright then I guess it's settled 

Janus: Yup now let's go make a wedding 

*Time Skip*

Roman: *fixing Remus' tie and making him look neat*

Remus: Romano is this really necessary?

Roman: *still trying to make Remus look neat* Remus this is your wedding day, of course this is necessary! You only get married once!

Remus: *about to say something*

Roman: In your case yes it is

Roman: *turns Remus around and pushes him out of the room* Now go marry your edgy royal love! 

Remus: *looks at the room to see it decorated with a bunch of octopuses and spiders and green and purple decorations*

Remus: *sees Oswald wearing a mustache, a bow tie, and a top hat and gasps*

Arachne: *on top of Oswald's hat, small hiss* (G-Good job Remus...)

Oswald: *waves his tentacle* ... (Hi Dad! Congrats!)

Remus: *waves back*  Thanks Ozzy! Love the mustache and outfit by the way!

Oswald: ... (Thanks!)

Remus: *smiles*

Jeremy: *starts playing the wedding music on the piano*

Janus: *motions Remus to walk to the altar*

Remus: *walks to the altar*

Remus: Jan slap me in the face so I know this isn't a dream

Janus: You don't have to tell me twice

Janus: *slaps Remus in the face*

Remus: Ow! Okay cool this isn't a dream!

Janus: *chuckles*

Duke: *goes to the altar and gives Remus the rings*

Remus: *takes the rings and kisses the top of Duke's head*

Duke: *giggles and runs to sit in a chair*

Remus: *puts on his ring*

Monty: *throws the flower petals on the floor as he walks down the aisle*

Monty: *sits in a chair*

Patton: *walks Virgil down the aisle*

Remus: *sees Virgil and is mesmerized*

Virgil: *reaches the altar*

Remus: *puts the other ring on Virgil and holds both of his hands* You look hot! Well hotter than usual but still!

Virgil: *smiles, holding Remus' hands* Thanks

Janus: Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to witness the marriage of Remus Duke Creativity Sanders and Virgil Anxiety Sanders

Janus: Remus, do you take Virgil as your lawfully wedded edgy emo spider husband?

Remus: Hell yeah I do!

Janus: And do you Virgil, take Remus to be your lawfully wedded disgusting destructive trash rat, goblin, chaotic skunk octo husband?

Virgil: *smiling* I do

Janus: Alright by the power vested in me because I said so you may now kiss the rat and spider

Remus: *pulls Virgil close and kisses him on the lips*

Virgil: *kisses Remus back*

All: *clap*

Duke: *clapping* Yay!

Janus: *clapping* Dukexiety Rights!

Remus and Virgil: *break the kiss to laugh*