Remus: We have a dare and a question from stormynerd

Remus: The dare is for either one of us and it says I miss Roman and Logan, so I dare Janus or Virgil and Remus to have a double-date with them.

Remus: Alright Jan do you want me and Virgil to do it or you and Patton since me and Vee Vee already had a double date with them by me challenging them to Jenga?

Janus: Remus that doesn't even count as a double date but sure I guess I won't do it

Janus: I won't be back

Janus: *sinks down to where Patton is*

Patton: Hey Jan!

Janus: Hey

Both: *give each other a quick kiss on the lips*

Janus: So Patton I wasn't thinking that we should have a double date with Roman and Logan

Patton: *gasps* Ooh! Yes I would love to!

Patton: I'm sure Roman would too

Janus: *holds Patton's hand*  Let's test that theory

Janus: *walks to Roman's room holding Patton's hand and knocks on the door*

Roman: *opens the door and sees Janus and Patton* Oh hey Padre hey Janus did you two need something?

Janus: We weren't wondering if you and Logan would like to go on a double date with us?

Roman: *gasps* Of course I would love to!

Roman:*turns his head to look at Logan sitting on his bed and typing on his own laptop* 

Roman: Starling?

Logan: *stops typing and looks up at Roman and adjusts his glasses* Yes Roman?

Roman: Janus and Patton wanted to know if we would like to go on a double date with them

Logan: If you're asking me for what my answer is to that request then it's I don't oppose to that suggestion

Roman: *claps his hands excitedly* Perfect

Roman: *smiles and turns around and faces Patton and Janus* Alright then it's settled what time shall we have this date?

Janus: Is in 30 minutes okay with you?

Roman: Sounds perfect

Janus: Alright we'll meet back here when we're ready

Roman: Splendid we'll see you both then

Roman: *closes his room door*

Patton: *claps his hands excitedly* I can't wait

Janus: *smiles and gives Patton a quick kiss on the lips* We should get ready Darling

Patton: *kisses Janus back and giggles* Yeah

Patton: Later Jan!

Janus: Later

Janus: *sinks back down*

*Time Skip*

Janus: *adjusting his bowtie* What are my rules Remus?

Remus: DoN't Be A dUmBaSs ReMuS aNd ViRgIL's iN cHaRgE

Janus: *pats Remus' head* Very good

Remus: *glares at Janus*

Janus: Now behave and I won't be back

Remus: *rolls his eyes*

Janus: *sinks down to the front of Patton's room door*

Janus: *knocks* Darling? Are you ready?

Patton: Almost!

Patton: *finishes and opens the door revealing himself in a yellow skirt with paw straps and a blue button up shirt*

Patton: *spins causing the skirt to as well* How do I look?

Janus: *blushing staring at Patton* Gorgeous

Patton: *giggles and kisses Janus' cheek* Thanks

Patton: *takes Janus' hand and drags him to Roman's room door* Now c'mon we're gonna be late

Janus: *trying to keep his balance getting dragged by Patton* Woah! Okay

Patton: *knocks on Roman's door still holding Janus' hand*

Roman: *opens the door holding Logan's hand and sees Patton and Janus* You both look marvelous!

Patton: Thanks! You and Logan do too!

Roman: Why thank you! A certain rather dashing Prince made it

Logan: It was you Roman

Roman: Shh they know that Logan

Janus: Shall we get going?

Roman: Yes we shall

All: *walk to the candle lit table in the kitchen*

Roman: *pulls the chair out for Logan*

Logan: *sits down* Thank you

Janus: *pulls the chair out for Patton*

Patton: *giggles and sits down* Thank you

Roman and Janus: *sit down*

Janus: *summons food and drinks* Alright let's begin

*Time Skip*

Remus: *gets an idea and smirks*

Virgil: Remus no we are not interrupting them

Remus: Aww c'mon PLEASE Scare Bear 

Virgil: No!

Remus: Can I at least prank Jan when he comes back?

Virgil: No!

Remus: Wine stash?

Virgil: No Remus!

Remus: *pouts and crosses his arms* You're no fun

Remus: What do we even do while he gets back!?

Virgil: Not interrupt them

Remus: *slowly getting frustrated* Oh my god Virgil come on the dare doesn't even say we can't!

Virgil: No Remus we're not interrupting them and that's final!

Remus: Ugh! You know you're making it really hard for me to not want to divorce you right now

Virgil: Do that and you basically can't give me affection anymore and we all know you wouldn't last 2 seconds so go ahead and try

Remus: Okay woah no no no I'm sorry I didn't mean that I'm just a little frustrated and I didn't mean to snap like that I'm sorry

Virgil: *sighs* It's alright I know you're bored and that you get easily frustrated not doing anything for a long period of time

Virgil: Do you wanna watch a movie together to distract yourself?

Remus: Please?

*Time Skip*

Roman, Logan, Patton and Janus: *laugh*

Janus: Virgil couldn't get it out of his hair for weeks!

Roman, Logan, Patton and Janus: *laugh again*

Logan's Watch:*beeps*

Janus: It's getting late

Roman: Yeah

Janus: *summons the table clean*

Roman:*hugs Janus* Thanks Janus we really needed this

Janus:*hugs Roman back* No problem

Logan: *hugs Janus* I must admit this was quite satisfactory

Janus: *hugs Logan back* Glad you enjoyed it

Patton: *hugs Janus and gives him a quick kiss on the lips* Tell Remus and Virgil I said hi

Janus:*hugs and kisses Patton back* Alright

Janus: Bye guys

Roman, Logan, and Patton: Bye

Janus: *sinks back down to Remus and Virgil*

Janus: I'm back Patton didn't say hi-

Remus: *sleeping with his head on Virgil's lap*

Virgil:*watching TV running his fingers through Remus' hair*

Janus: I don't know whether to be concerned about the fact that he's ACTUALLY sleeping or the possibility that he did something and you had to put him to sleep

Virgil: *still running his fingers through Remus' hair* Nah it's fine he was good the whole time

Virgil: *shakes Remus a little* Ree wake up Jan's back

Remus: *wakes up* Huh what?

Remus: *sits up and stretches* Hey Jan how was it?

Janus: Terrible I see you and Virgil kept yourselves busy

Remus: Yeah I guess

Janus: That's good now what does the question say?

Remus: Oh right the question is for all of us and it says I also have a question, If you were a Disney character, which one would you be? :)

Remus: Oh hands down Ursula or a way better version of Captain Hook

Janus: Of course

Virgil: No surprise there

Remus: What about you Scare Bear?

Virgil: Hmm I don't know probably Eeyore I guess

Remus: Makes sense what about you Jan?

Janus: Not either Dr. Facilier, Scar, or Jafar

Remus: *gasps* OOH! YES Jan!

Virgil: Nice

Remus: *smirks* You sure you wouldn't also consider Kaa from The Jungle Book or Pinocchio?

Janus: Wooow 

Janus: Remus are you sure YOU wouldn't also consider Cruella de Vil?

Remus: *gasps* You're right Jan I can finally have the start of my villain arc when a bunch of Dalmatians push you down a cliff!

Janus: *facepalms*