Remus: I got a question from Reeeeeeeee2468

Remus: And it says Question for Remus: How many bars of deodorant do you eat in a month? Also, how does deodorant taste like?

Remus: *counts on his fingers* 

Remus: Okay, so the amount of deodorant I eat a day is whatever the number for the day is but doubled

Remus: Like if it's the 10th I'll eat 20 deodarants that day and if it's the 15th I'll eat 30 that day

Janus: Wait, hold on, pause, so you mean to tell me that when it's the end of the month you're eating 60-62 deodarants in one day?

Remus: Yup!

Virgil: What the hell

Janus: Remus what the actual fuck!? Eat regular fucking food!

Remus: Never!

Remus: Anyways, the taste of deodorant just depends on what flavor it is, like how mine is Pickled Poo Logs

Virgil: Uh Ree, deodorants don't have flavors they have scents

Remus: The scent IS the flavor Virgil!

Virgil: I- Okay