Remus: Alright We have two dares from Queen-Slytherdor

Remus: The first one is for me and it says Ok, ok I feel kinda bad Remus soooo to make it up to you heres this, *a cake with all the gross stuff he likes* and I dare you to do whatever you want with Virgil for a day. We good now Re? Yeah ok great.

Remus: *takes the cake and eats it*

Remus: *mouth full of cake* Oh we're more than good!

Remus: *finishes eating the cake* Thank you!

Remus: Alright and the last dare is for you Jan and it says

Remus: *face drops* Oh... Uh...

Janus: What? Why "oh"? Remus I don't like that look what is it?

Remus: Uh yeah Jan you're not gonna like this at all um

Virgil: What? What's it say Ree?

Remus: *shows Virgil the dare*

Virgil: *sees the dare* Okay that's honestly a little too far especially for both of them

Janus: Guys come on what is it so I can just get it over with!?

Remus: Alright it says Janus! I dare you to play a prank on Patton...but it has to be the cheating on your boyfriend one. Sorry not sorry

Janus: *face drops* ...

Janus: Guys no I can't!

Janus: I can't risk him hating me after all those years of losing him I just can't!

Remus: Relax Jan just do something overly platonically affectionate with whoever you're doing it with to make him jealous you don't even have to actually cheat 

Janus: *trying to calm himself down* Okay okay yeah that sounds good

Remus: And besides I know you're gonna pick Nerdy Wolverine so just use the Self care excuse if you ever need to explain yourself alright

Janus: *nods his head* Okay

Remus: Good

Virgil: And remember Jan whatever outcome this has he will always love you 

Janus: *nods*

Remus: Alright now good luck Jan

Janus: Thanks I'm not gonna need it

Janus: *sinks down to where Logan is*

Virgil: *sighs* I really hope Jan's gonna be okay

Remus: *takes Virgil's hand* He'll be fine 

Virgil: *holds Remus' hand*

Remus: Now c'mon let's go spend some time together

Virgil: *walks away with Remus* Alright

Janus: *takes a deep breath in and out and whispers* You can do this Jan

Janus: *walks in the room*

Logan: *looks up from his book* Oh salutations Janus

Janus: Logan...

Janus: *takes Logan's book and puts it to the side* You and I...

Janus: *takes both of Logan's hands and makes him stand up* Are not going to be having a self care day together so come on

Janus: *drags Logan out of the room*

Logan: *getting dragged* Wait Janus- Slow down!

*Time Skip*

Virgil: Alright what do you want to do first Ree?

Remus: Hmm

Remus: Video games?

Virgil: Alright which one?

Remus: Uh Silent Hill or the Sims 4?

Virgil: The Sims 4

Remus: Okay

Remus: *turns on the laptop*

*A Few Moments Later*

Virgil: Remus stop making our Sims Woohoo and fulfill their needs!

Remus: I AM fulfilling their needs Virgil! Their need to fu-

Virgil: Okay you know what scoot over and let me do it myself

Remus: But Virgil-

Virgil: Don't make me revoke your affection privileges for a month

Remus: *whines* Nooooo

Virgil: Then scoot your boot

Remus: *frustrated sigh and scoots over so Virgil can play* Fiiiiiine

Remus: *crosses his arms* You're cruel sometimes you know that?

Virgil: *laughs and kisses Remus on the cheek*

*Time Skip*

Logan: *sitting in a chair*

Janus: Alright first step to self care in your case is Relaxation

Janus: So when's the last time you took time for yourself and relaxed?

Logan: Uhh...

Janus: Logan are you serious?

Logan: *without hesitation* Of course I am I'm always serious!

Janus: *sighs* Of course you are

Janus: Since that is highly unacceptable you are going to sit back

Janus: *grips Logan's shoulders and makes him sit back*

Janus: And relax

Janus: *massages Logan*

Logan: *groans* Janus

Janus: *cracks Logan's back*

Logan: Ow!

Janus: *continues massaging Logan* See this is what happens when you become too tense Logan

Patton: *sees Janus massaging Logan*

Patton: *thinking* Jan never gives me massages...

Patton: *thinking* It's probably just nothing!

Patton: *walks in the room* Hey guys!

Janus: *still massaging Logan* Hey Patton

Logan: *groans* Salutations Patton

Patton: So um Jan I was wondering if you wanted to bake some cookies with me?

Janus: *still massaging Logan* I'm a little busy darling but maybe some other time alright

Patton: Oh uh that's alright

Patton: *walks away a little disappointed*

Janus: *mentally cringing and thinking* It's not alright

*Time Skip*

Remus and Virgil: *watching Dealing With Intrusive Thoughts*

Remus: *singing with the video* You don't need to feel ashamed with your dear ol' Duke! 

Remus: *singing* You need not feign decency

Remus: *singing* You see this house on fire?

Remus: *singing* I see it too!

Remus: *singing and points to Virgil* 'Cause you've got a fiend in me!

Virgil: *giggles*

Remus: *singing* So, clap your feet, and stomp your hands, and dance off your booty cheeks!

Remus: *singing* You can then bet your bottom I'll still be around when all your loved ones leave!

Remus: *singing* Imagine with me:

Remus: *summons a dolphin plush and throws it at Virgil*

Virgil: *catches the dolphin plush and hugs it*

Remus: *singing* Licking the blowhole of a dolphin

Remus: *singing* Your best bud trapped inside a coffin

Remus: *singing* Your grandma choking on a lozenge

Remus: *singing* Your pet dog stuffed into a sausage

Remus: *singing* These sorts of things are only thought in the mind of a man whose soul is truly rotten

Remus: *singing* So let all your hopes of heaven be forgotten

Remus: *singing* 'Cause your head's not in the gutter, pal, it's in hell!

Remus: *singing* Hell!

Remus: *hits the high note* Hell!

Remus: *singing* The kind of mind you'd only find in HELL!

Remus: *poses at the same time as the video*

Remus and Virgil: *laugh* 

Virgil: You really love your theme song huh

Remus: Virgil you know damn well my theme song should be on The Billboard Hot 100

Virgil: *snorts* You're such a dork

Remus: Yeah but I'm YOUR whale penis

Virgil: *playfully rolls his eyes*

Remus: *gives Virgil a quick kiss on the lips*

Virgil: *kisses Remus back*

Remus: *smiles*

Remus: *realizes Virgil didn't react to the fire part* Wait a second

Virgil: What? What happened?

Remus: *looking at Virgil suspiciously* Despite you killing a bunch of fire people in the Imagination you still ended up being afraid of fire but you didn't react to the fire part of my theme song earlier

Remus: So who are you and what have you done with Virgil!?

Virgil: No no no it's okay Remus it's actually me!

Virgil: Um the reason for that is actually a pretty long story...

Remus: *takes off his ears, getting excited* I'm all ears Scare Bear!

*Time Skip*

Janus and Logan: *cuddling on the couch* 

Janus: Wait so you mean to tell me you've never cuddled with anyone before?

Logan: Nope

Janus: Really not even Roman?

Logan: No. Roman's more of romantic physical contact like kissing, holding hands, cheek caressing, etc.

Janus: Oh

Janus: Well do you like it?

Logan: I mean I see the appeal and I am having a slight increase of serotonin right now

Logan: *lightly yawns* And melatonin

Janus: Well that's good

Patton: *sees Janus and Logan cuddling*

Patton: *thinking* I never knew Jan and Logan were close...

Patton: *thinking* It's fine Patton! It's normal for friends to cuddle once in a while!

Patton: *walks in the room* Um hi guys!

Janus and Logan: Hi

Patton: So um Jan uh I wondering if you wanted to watch a movie with me later?

Janus: Sorry darling I most likely will be busy later but we can watch it tomorrow if you want

Patton: Okay... That's fine...

Patton: *walks away very disappointed*

Janus: *thinking* Damn it Patton stop lying and just say something!

Logan: *nuzzles his head against Janus as he's asleep*

Janus: *thinking* Great he's asleep... At least he's relaxed

*Time Skip*

Remus: *doing skeleton makeup on Virgil*

Remus: *finishes* Aaaand done!

Remus: *summons a mirror and gives it to Virgil* There now you're matching with your onesie!

Virgil: *takes the mirror and looks at the makeup*

Virgil: Woah this is so sick Ree!

Remus: You like it?

Virgil: I love it thanks!

Remus: *cackles* No problem

Remus: I believe that'll be 3 kisses for my hard work and services sir

Virgil: *smiles and playfully rolls his eyes*

Virgil: *cups Remus' face and kisses both of his cheeks and gives him a quick kiss on the lips*

Remus: *kisses Virgil back*

Remus: Thank you!

*Time Skip*

Logan: Janus I'm in need of your assistance with something

Janus: What is it Logan?

Logan: So Roman has invited me to figuratively dance under the stars with him later in his side of the Imagination and I've come to you for assistance due to your advance dancing experiences and talents

Janus: Alright

Janus: *wraps one arm around Logan's waist and interwines his and Logan's fingers*

Logan: *puts one hand on Janus' shoulder and holding Janus' hand*

Janus: You ready?

Logan: *nods*

Janus: Okay

Janus: *ballroom dances with Logan*

Patton: *sees Janus dancing with Logan*

Patton: *thinking* Why is Jan hanging out and getting close to Logan all of a sudden!? He's been avoiding me all day just to hang out with him! There's something going on I just know it!

Patton: *thinking* No! It's okay Patton you're just overthinking this and besides you and Jan are married and Logan's dating Roman!

Patton: *walks in the room totally not jealous* Hey guys! What are you guys up to?

Logan: *dancing with Janus* Janus is assisting me in practicing for an event with Roman later

Patton: That's nice that's nice

Patton: So um Jan I made you some Banana pudding in the kitchen cause I knew it was your favorite

Janus: *dancing with Logan* That's nice of you dear

Patton: ...

Patton: Uh yeah so uh you can eat it whenever you want or when you're done

Janus: *dancing with Logan* I will

Patton: Yeah...

Patton: ...

Patton: I love you...

Janus: *spins Logan and pulls him close* I love you too

Patton: *fake smiles and walks away sadly*

Janus: *thinking* For the love of god Patton just do or say something so this can end! I can't take seeing you like this anymore!

Logan: *still dancing with Janus* Is something wrong Janus you look a little troubled?

Janus: No it's nothing I'm alright...

*Time Skip*

 Remus and Virgil: *cuddling and watching a movie*

Virgil: I hope Jan's okay he's been gone for a while now

Remus: I'm sure he's fine Virgil if anything went wrong he would of came back to us sooner

Virgil: Yeah I guess you're right

*Time Skip*

 Logan: *examining the scales on Janus' chest* I've been meaning to ask you this question for a while now Janus but I wanted to know if all of your scales shed?

Janus: They don't occasionally but not often

Logan: *writes in his note pad* Interesting

Logan: Do you think this may be the cause of your scales feeling smooth?

Janus: Probably

Logan: *looks at the scales on Janus' chest again* Hmm

Logan: *curious* Are the ones on your chest smooth as well?

Janus: Y-Yeah

Logan: May I feel? If you don't mind of course

Janus: *blushing* G-Go ahead

Logan: *touches the scales on Janus' chest and feels that they're smooth* Fascinating

Janus: *shivers from the touch*

Patton: *standing in the doorway* Jan!?

Janus: *turns to Patton and immediately buttons his shirt back up* Patton! I uh-

Patton: *looking at Janus with tears in his eyes* I knew there was something going on between you and Logan! I just knew it!

Janus: No no no Pat-

Patton: *goes to Janus and slaps him hard on the human side of his face*

Janus: *hisses in pain and holds his cheek*

Patton: *runs away crying*

Janus: *runs after Patton* Patton!

Janus: *tackles Patton to the floor before he could reach his room* Patton stop wait!

Patton: *struggling to get Janus off of him and looking at Janus with tears in his eyes* Get away from me!

Janus: Patton I swear nothing is going on between me and Logan!

Patton: *still struggling* Liar! Liar liar pants on fire!

Patton: *looking at Janus with tears in his eyes* I trusted you Jan!

Janus: ...

*Flashback*

Patton: *looking at Janus with tears in his eyes* We can't keep doing this Deceit!

Janus: *bitterly* Then why don't I end this for us Morality!

*End Flashback*

Janus: *squeezes his eyes shut and shakes his head*

Janus: *holds Patton's head to make him look at him* Patton listen to me!

Patton: *immediately stops struggling and looks at Janus a little scared*

Janus: *takes a deep breath in and a deep breath out* Patton...

Janus: I promise you that NOTHING is going on between me and Logan

Patton: But-

Janus: The reason I've been hanging out with him all day is because I was trying to help him have a self care day because he keeps overworking himself despite all of us telling him to take a break

Janus: The massage was to help relax his muscles cause he's always so tense and he sometimes slouches whenever he's working 

Janus: The cuddles was to help him relax and ease his mind

Janus: The dancing was to help him practice for something with Roman because he asked for my help

Janus: And I swear the thing with him touching my chest wasn't what it looked like! 

Janus: He was curious about my scales so when I told him about the ones on my chest he wanted to examine them for research so I let him because I know he loves learning things and him doing something he loves can have an increase in his mental health

Janus: So I'm sorry if I ever made you jealous it was never my intent and I want you to know that you're the only person on this earth I will ever love Patton

Patton: *sits up and starts crying* I'm sorry! I'm so so sorry Jan! I didn't- I shouldn't have-

Janus: *holds Patton close* Shhh it's okay Patton

Patton: *still crying* It's not okay! I-I slapped you a-and-

Janus: *lets go of Patton and cups his face in his hands* Patton look at me

Patton: *stops crying and looks at Janus with tears in his eyes*

Janus: It's alright I know you didn't mean to, you were upset and you had every right to be

Janus: And trust me when I say this, out of everyone in the mindscape you are literally the only person I'd ever let get away with slapping me

Patton: *sniffs and smiles*

Janus: *smiles* 

Janus: I love you and only you Patton and that will forever and always be the honest truth

Patton: *looks at Janus with happy tears in his eyes* I love you too Janus

Janus: *smiles and kisses Patton on the lips*

Patton: *kisses Janus back*

Patton: *breaks away from the kiss for a brief second* I'm sorry

Janus: *pulls Patton back in the kiss*

Patton: *kissing Janus back*

Janus: *breaks away from the kiss for a brief second and shakes his head* Keep apologizing

Janus: *continues kissing Patton*

Patton: *kissing Janus back*

Both: *pull away catching their breaths*

Both: *rest their foreheads on each other and hold each other close*

Janus: I love you Patton I always will

Patton: Same to you Jan 

Janus: *gets off of Patton and helps him up*

Janus: *scoops Patton off his feet and carries him bridal style*

Patton: *holds on tight to Janus*

Janus: *opens Patton's room door and places him on his bed*

Patton: *grabs Janus' shirt and whines* 

Janus: I'll be back okay I just have to go tell Remus and Virgil that I'm staying for cuddles

Patton: *lets go and nods his head*

Janus: *gives Patton a quick kiss on the lips*

Patton: *kisses Janus back*

Janus: *sinks back down*

Remus: So how'd it go?

Virgil: Is everything okay? What happened?

Janus: All I'm gonna say is...

Janus: NEVER AGAIN! Fuck whatever dare that has to do with me hurting Patton alright cause I'm not fucking doing it! 

Janus: *sighs* Okay I don't think I'm good now

Janus: Also I'm not leaving for cuddles

Janus: *sinks back down*

Remus and Virgil: ...

Remus: Yeah I think it turned out alright