Candy Store

Remus: We all got a dare from CCATFVAM

Virgil: What is it?

Remus: It says Ok, all three of you, choose a Heather and start singing Candy Store Infront of the others, bonus if you actually hit Logan

Remus: *summons on a green suit* Heather Duke!

Janus: *summons on a red suit* Heather Chandler

Virgil: *summons on a yellow suit* Heather McNamara

Remus: Perfect let's go!

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *sink down to the light sides*

Room: *goes dark*

Janus: Are we gonna have a problem?

Spotlight: *hits Janus*

Janus: You got a bone to pick?

Spotlight: *hits Remus*

Janus: You've come so far, Why now are you pulling on my dick?

Spotlight: *hits Virgil*

Janus: I'd normally slap your face off

Janus: And everyone here could watch

Spotlight: *hits Roman, Logan, and Patton*

Janus: But I'm feeling nice

Janus: Here's some advice

Janus: Listen up, biotch!

Room: *lights go back on*

Janus, Remus and Virgil: I like!

Janus: *singing* Lookin' hot

Janus: *singing* Buying stuff they cannot

Remus and Virgil: I like!

Janus: *singing and takes out wine bottle* Drinkin' hard

Janus: *singing and takes out credit card* Maxin' Dad's credit card

Remus and Virgil: I like!

Janus: *singing* Skippin' gym

Janus: *points at Roman, singing* Scaring her

Janus: *points at Patton and winks, singing* Screwing him

Patton: *doesn't know what screwing means*

Remus and Virgil: I like!

Janus: *singing* Killer clothes

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: Kickin' nerds in the nose!

Remus: *kicks Logan in the face*

Logan: *gets hit* Ow!

Janus: *singing*  If you lack the balls

Janus: *singing*  You can go play dolls

Janus: *singing* Let your mommy fix you a snack

Remus and Virgil: Woah!

Janus: *singing* Or you could come smoke

Janus: *singing*  Pound some rum and coke

Janus: *singing* In my Porsche with the quarterback

Janus, Remus and Virgil: Woah! Woah! Woah!

Janus, Remus and Virgil:*singing* Honey, whatchu waitin' for?

Janus, Remus and Virgil:*singing* Welcome to my candy store

Janus, Remus and Virgil:*singing* It's time for you to prove

Janus, Remus and Virgil:*singing* You're not a loser anymore

Janus, Remus and Virgil:*singing* Then step into my candy store

Janus and Virgil: Guys fall

Remus: *singing* At your feet

Remus: *singing* Pay the check

Virgil: *singing* Help you cheat

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: All you

Remus: *singing* Have to do

Janus: *singing* Say goodbye to Shamu

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: *points at Roman* That freak's

Roman: *offended Prince noises*

Virgil: *singing* Not your friend

Virgil: *singing* I can tell in the end

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: If she

Remus: *singing* Had your shot

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: She would leave you to rot

Virgil: *singing* 'Course if you don't care

Virgil: *singing* Fine! Go braid her hair

Virgil: *singing* Maybe Sesame Street is on

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: Woah!

Virgil: *singing* Or forget that creep

Remus: *takes out car keys, singing* And get in my jeep

Janus: *singing* Let's go tear up someone's lawn

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: Woah! Woah! Woah!

Janus, Remus, and Virgil:*singing* Honey, whatchu waitin' for?

Janus, Remus, and Virgil:*singing* Welcome to my candy store

Janus, Remus, and Virgil:*singing* You just gotta prove

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: *singing* You're not a pussy anymore

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: *singing* Then step into my candy store

Janus: *singing* You can join the team

Remus and Virgil: Or you can bitch and moan

Janus: *singing* You can live the dream

Remus and Virgil: Or you can die alone

Janus: *singing* You can fly with eagles

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: *singing* Or if you prefer

Janus: *singing*  Keep on testing me

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: *point to Logan, singing* And end up like her!

Logan: *nose still bleeding from getting kicked*

Remus: *in a mocking voice*  Virgil, look!

Remus: Ram invited me to his homecoming party

Remus: *dramatically puts his hand on his forehead* This proves he's been thinking about me

Virgil: Color me stoked!

Remus: I'm so happy!

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: Woah!

Remus: *singing* Honey, whatchu waiting fo-

Janus: Shut up Remus!

Janus: *singing* Step into my candy store!

Remus and Virgil: *singing* Time for you to prove

Remus and Virgil: *singing* You're not a lame ass anymore!

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: *singing* Then step into my candy store!

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: *singing and swaying their hips* It's my candy store

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: *singing and swaying* It's my candy!

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: *singing and swaying* It's my candy store

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: *singing and swaying* It's my candy!

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: *singing and swaying* It's my candy store

Janus, Remus, and Virgil: *singing* It's my candy store!

Patton: *smiling and clapping*

Roman: Okay, so you guys were just gonna bust in here and start singing Heathers without telling me okay that's fine 

Logan: *still bleeding in a napkin* I didn't appreciate being kicked in the face

Remus: *cackles* Oh shut up Nerdy Wolverine

Remus: Anyways that is all

Patton: *waves* Bye guys!

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: Bye

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *sink back down*

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *laughing*

Janus: Okay that was actually pretty fun

Remus: Yeah!

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