Virgil: Hey Jan?

Janus: Yeah?

Virgil: I got a dare from Solangelo_is_an_OTP

Virgil: And it says I dare Virgil to tell Remus that Remy is his brother

Janus: Oof good luck with that

Virgil: Yup I'm gonna need it

Virgil: Remus!

Remus:*in the distance* Yeah!

Virgil: Can you come here please!

Remus: *walks in the room* Yes my emo spider~?

Virgil: *takes both of Remus' hands* Remus I have something to tell you 

Remus: *holding Virgil's hands* It's okay Virgil I already know you're gay

Virgil: Well OBVIOUSLY Remus but that's not what I wanted to tell you

Virgil: I wanted to tell you that-

Remus: You're preggers and I'm the father!?

Virgil: What? No

Remus: You're cheating on me?

Virgil: No of course not!

Remus: That you were the one who ate the last slice of cake?

Virgil: No! C'mon Remus this is serious!

Remus: Okay okay what is it?

Virgil: *sighs* I wanted to tell you that...

Virgil: Remy's my brother...

Remus: *face drops and lets go of Virgil's hands* 

Remus: ...

Virgil: Remus?

Remus: And you're gonna tell me this NOW!

Virgil: I didn't know how to tell you cause I knew how you were gonna react!

Virgil: I'm sorry...

Remus: *walks to the window and opens it*

Virgil: Remus?

Remus:*about to jump out the window* There's no way in HELL that I'm having him as a future in law!

Virgil: *grabs Remus back in* No! Remus it was a dare it was a dare!

Virgil: *quickly shows Remus the dare* See

Remus: *sees the dare* Oh...

Virgil: Yeah

Virgil: Were you seriously gonna jump out the window if I told you he was my brother?

Remus: Was I seriously NOT gonna jump out the window if you told me you were related to someone I despise more than bathing and being healthy?

Virgil: True