Remus: Ooh I got a dare from MaryWrets

Remus: And it says Dare Remus to run around the light sides' place in a ball gown and heels yelling "Do you still want to fight me, Cowards"

Janus: Wow...

Remus: It also says Virgil, you must record this

Remus: Say no more!

Remus: *wearing a green ball gown and heels*

Remus: You got the camera Scare Bear?

Virgil: *shows camera and presses record* Yeah 

Remus: Perfect! *takes out his mace*

Remus: *looks at camera* Hi, I'm Remus Sanders and welcome to Jackass!

Virgil and Remus: *sinks down to the light sides*

Virgil: *recording Remus from the stairs*

Logan, Roman, and Patton: *stops whatever they're doing*

Remus: I would just like to say *swinging his mace around and running around the living room and kitchen* DO YOU STILL WANT TO FIGHT ME, COWARDS!!!

Patton: *worried* Remus kiddo, be careful with that thing!

Roman: Remus what the hell!

Logan: *slowly goes back to reading his book*

Virgil: *holding back his laughter and still recording Remus*

Remus: *still swinging his mace and running around the living room*  I DIDN'T HEAR AN ANSWER! DO YOU STILL WANT TO FIGHT YOUR DUKE COWARDS!!!

Patton: I would never...

Logan: ...

Roman: NO! NOW LEAVE!!

Remus: *stops running around* Alright that's all I needed to hear 

Remus: Come along now Virgil!

Virgil: *stops recording and sinks down with Remus*

Roman: *sighs and massages is temples* Don't question it Roman you're just wasting your time

Remus: *put his regular clothes back on and cackles* You got all that Virgil?

Virgil: *laughing* Yeah

Janus: Remus, you are such a chaotic gremlin

Remus: Thank you!