Asclepepper Improv
Remus: Alright we each got a dare from Sanders_Sides_Psycho
Remus: The first one is for you Jan and it says Yay! Forgiveness! Janus: Since they're already in tiny costumes, you and Patton have your pets do an improv play in front of all the others (Keep it family friendly Viper U^U) the theme: Ascelepepper (I'm sorry If I spelt it wrong ;-;)
Janus: Oh my god
Asclepius: *hissing in Janus' hat* (Did I jussst hear we're doing improve with my husband?)
Janus: *sighs and takes Asclepius and Viper out of his hat*
Viper: *hiss* (Hey he'sss my husband too Asclepiusss!)
Asclepius: *hiss* (Sure whatever anyways)
Asclepius: *hiss* (What'sss thisss about an improv play I hear?)
Janus: Well you and Viper have to do an improv play with Pepe and the theme is Asclepepper so basically act out a whole love story
Asclepius: *hiss* (Ooh! Interesssting)
Viper: *hiss* (Love ssstory you sssay~)
Janus: They said family friendly Viper!
Viper: *hiss* (Aww no fun!)
Janus: *rolls his eyes and sinks down to where Patton is*
Patton: Hey Jan!
Janus: Hey
Janus: *gives Patton a quick kiss on the lips*
Patton: *kisses Janus back*
Janus: So Patton I didn't have an idea that Asclepius, Viper, and Pepe should perform an improve play in front of the others since they're all wearing mini outfits
Patton: *gasps* YES that would be so cute Jan!
Patton: *takes Pepe out of his tank*
Patton: Hey Pepe you wanna do a little play with Asclepius and Viper?
Pepe: *croaks* (Of course! I would love to! ^-^)
Patton: *giggles* Alright let's go!
*Time Skip*
All: *get cozy together*
Curtains: *open*
Janus: Hello Patton
Patton: Hi Jan!
Janus: I was wondering if you'd like to meet Asclepius and Viper since I've never really got to show you them?
Patton: Of course!
Janus: *takes Asclepius and Viper out of his hat*
Patton: *gasps* AWWW they're so cute!
Patton: Do you think they'll like my frog Pepe?
Janus: Let's find out
Janus: *puts Asclepius and Viper in Pepe's tank*
Patton: Look Pepe new friends!
Pepe: *croaks* ( *gasps* Yay! ^-^)
Asclepius: *hiss* (Hello there gorgeousss frog! What is your name?)
Pepe: *croaks* (*giggles* It's Pepe! ^-^ And you?)
Asclepius: *hiss* (I am Asclepiusss)
Pepe: *croaks* (Nice to meet you Asclepius! ^-^)
Asclepius: *hiss* (Oh it is VERY nice to meet you too darl-)
Viper: *clears his throat*
Asclepius: *hiss* (*sigh* I almossst forgot thisss is my brother Viper)
Pepe: *croaks* (Hi Viper! ^-^)
Viper: *hiss* (Hello Pepe~)
Pepe: *croaks* (So how are you two?)
Viper: *hiss* (Goo-)
Asclepius: *hiss* (I'm doing marvelousss now that I've met you darling)
Pepe: *croaks* (*giggles* Aww same to you too Asclepius! ^-^)
Viper: *glares at Asclepius*
Asclepius: *hiss* (Um Pepe would you like to hang out sssometime?)
Pepe: *croaks* (Of course Asclepius I would love to! ^-^)
Viper: *rolls his eyes*
Asclepius: *hiss* (Perfect I'll sssee you later darling)
Pepe: *croaks* (Bye bye! ^-^)
*Time Skip*
Asclepius and Pepe: *staring in each other's eyes*
Asclepius: *hiss* (Pepe there is sssomething I have to confessss darling)
Pepe: *croaks* (What is it Asclepius?)
Asclepius: *hiss* (I am in love with you and I want to ssspend the ressst of my life with you Pepe)
Pepe: *croaks* (I-I feel the same way Asclepius)
Patton: Aww
Roman: *whispering* Oh this is just precious
Asclepius: *hiss* (I'm glad you do darling)
Asclepius and Pepe: *lean in to kiss each other*
Viper: *aggressive hiss* (No!)
*Dramatic Piano Music*
Viper: *reveals himself*
All: *gasp*
Remus: Drama!
Asclepius and Pepe: *hiss and croak* (*gasps* Viper?)
Viper: *hiss* (I will not sssit here and watch thisss any longer!)
Asclepius: *hiss* (Viper what in sssnakesss name are you talking about!?)
Viper: *slithers to Pepe and hisses* (Pepe I'm in love with you and I will not ssstand here and watch my one true love fall in love with another!)
Asclepius: *aggressive hiss* ( Viper ssstay out of thisss he's mine!)
Viper: *aggressive hiss* ( No I'm sssick and tired of you trying to take the love of my life away from me!)
Asclepius: *aggressive hiss* (I met and sssaw him firssst ssso I should have him!)
Viper: *aggressive hiss* (What the hell are you talking about we both sssaw him at the sssame time!)
Asclepius: *aggressive hiss* (He loves me!)
Viper: *aggressive hiss* (No he loves me!)
Asclepius: *aggressive hiss* (Then let'sss have him dessside now shall we!?)
Viper: *aggressive hiss* (Glady!)
Viper: *hiss* (Ssso Pepe who'sss it gonna be? Me or Asclepiusss?)
Pepe: *croaks* (I- Um- Well-)
Asclepius: *hiss* (Well which is it darling?)
Pepe: *croaks* (I-I'm actually in love with the both of you...)
All: *gasp*
Remus: *cackles* Plot twist!
Asclepius and Viper: *hiss* (What?)
Pepe: *croak* (Yeah it's just that I can't choose between the both of you! I love you both so much and I just can't pick one!)
Asclepius: *hiss* (Oh well um perhapsss we can share you right Viper?)
Viper: *hiss* (Oh absssolutely~)
Pepe: *croaks* (Yeah I'd like that a lot! ^-^)
Asclepius: *hiss* (Well it'sss sssettled then)
*Time Skip*
Arachne: *sitting on top of Oswald's head*
Oswald: ... (Do you Asclepius and Viper take Pepe to be your lawfully wedded frog husband?)
Asclepius and Viper: *hiss* (I do!)
Oswald: ... (And do you Pepe take Asclepius and Viper as your lawfully wedded snake husbands?)
Pepe: *croaks* ( I do! ^-^)
Oswald: ... (Alright you may now kiss the frog and sneks!)
Asclepius: *kisses Pepe*
Pepe: *kisses Asclepius back*
Viper: *kisses Pepe*
Pepe: *kisses Viper back*
All: *clap*
Patton: *clapping* Yay!
Asclepius: *hiss* (And ssscene)
Asclepius, Viper, and Pepe: *bow*
All: *clap*
Janus and Patton: *go to their pets and pick them up*
Patton: You guys did great Pepe!
Pepe: *croaks* (Thanks! ^-^)
Patton: *giggles*
Janus: Alright we shouldn't get going
Patton: Okay
Janus: *gives Patton a quick kiss on the lips*
Patton: *kisses Janus back*
Patton: *waves* Bye Jan!
Janus: Bye Patton
Janus: *sinks back down with Remus and Virgil*
Janus: I must say I'm really proud of you two
Asclepius and Viper: *hiss* (Really?)
Janus: *nods his head smiling* Mmhmm
Asclepius and Viper: *happy snek noises*
Janus: *smiles and kisses the top of both their heads*
Asclepius and Viper: *hiss* (^-^)
Janus: *puts Asclepius and Viper back in his hat*
Remus: *cough* Softie! *cough*
Janus: Shut up Remus!
Janus: Anyways what does your dares say?
Remus: *cackles* Alright mine says Remus: Sorry bout the room thing, but you and Virgil enjoyed it.... *cough* We sure did~! anyway I wanna be a dick to your brother again! :D Blindfold Roman and Logan (Get Virgil to help if needed) and take them to those rooms where all the walls are metal and they can only see each other through glass, no talking to each other (soundproof) no touching (duh) and they have to stay in there forrrrr 24 hours! (Unoriginal I know)
Remus: *cackles* Knowing how affectionate Roman is towards Logan he's not gonna last even 5 seconds without hearing or touching him!
Remus: Alright Scare Bear you get Nerdy Wolverine and I'll get Romano
Virgil: Alright
Remus: *takes out his morning star* Perfect!
Remus: *sinks down to where Roman is*
Virgil: *sinks down to where Logan is*
Remus: *tiptoes behind Roman, ready to strike*
Roman: *turns around* Re-
Remus: *hits Roman on the head with his morning star*
Roman: *gets knocked out*
Remus: *puts a blindfold on Roman and drags him on the floor*
Remus: *dragging Roman to the room* You're gonna have so much fun Romano!
*Meanwhile With Virgil and Logan*
Virgil: Hey Lo put this blindfold on for me I have a surprise for you
Virgil: *gives Logan the blindfold*
Logan: *takes the blindfold, confused* Okay?
Logan: *takes off his glasses and puts the blindfold on*
Virgil: *leads Logan to the room* Good good
*Time Skip*
Roman: *wakes up with his hand on his head and groans* Wha-
Roman: *feels the blindfold on his face and takes it off*
Roman: *looks around the room and sees metal walls*
Roman: Where-
Remus: *through a speaker* Wakey wakey Romano!
Roman: Remus? Remus what the hell!? Where am I!?
Remus: *through a speaker* Don't worry about that! All you need to know is that you're staying in here for 24 hours!
Roman: What!? Remus-
Remus: *through a speaker* Have fun byyyye!
Speaker: *turns off*
Roman: Remus! Remus let me out of here this instant! Remus!
Roman: *frustrated sigh*
Roman: *turns around and sees Logan* Logan!
Roman: *runs to Logan but feels the glass and starts banging on it*
Roman: *banging on the glass* Logan! Logan are you alright!? How do we get out of here!? Logan!
Logan: *sees Roman but can't hear him* Roman? Roman I can't hear what you're saying! Roman!
Roman: *banging on the glass* What!? Logan I can't hear you! Can you hear me!? Logan!
Roman: *stops banging on the glass and sighs*
Remus: Alright Scare Bear your dare says Virgil wear something that Remus would probably hate seeing you in for... as long as you're comfortable *Cries cause I can't give Virgil mean dares cause I'd hate myself for it later but that's fine*
Remus: *cackles* Good luck with that Scare Bear I think you look hot in anything you wear!
Virgil: *thinking* Hmmm
Virgil: *gets an idea and smirks*
Virgil: *summons a hoodie that says "Remus loves head rubs" on himself*
Janus: *snorts*
Remus: ...
Remus: Okay you see what we're not gonna do is that
Virgil: *pouts* I thought you said I looked hot in anything Ree
Remus: No no no trust me you do! It's just that uh-
Virgil: It's just what? Were you lying?
Remus: What no it's-
Virgil: Jan was he lying?
Janus: Oh he was definitely lying
Janus: Wow lying to your own husband? Shame on you Remus
Remus: Wha-
Virgil: Just for that Remus I'm wearing it for the whole day and that's final
Remus: *confused Duke noises*
Remus: *groans*
Virgil and Janus: *laugh*
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