Remus: Alright so we have a few questions and dares from Kimlyandcompany

Remus: The first dare is for me and it says Hey Remus, because I'm genuinely curious I dare you to steal Janus' snakes and Patton's frog then put all 3 animals in a tank together to see what happens. For at least half an hour, then give them back to their respective owners

Remus: *cackles* Alright

Remus: Virgil do you know where Janus keeps his snakes?

Virgil: I'm pretty sure he put them in their tank cause him and Patton are helping Thomas with something so you have less of a chance of getting caught

Remus: Perfect!

Remus: *runs to Janus' room*

Remus: *takes Asclepius and Viper out of their tank*

Remus: *takes Asclepius and Viper to his room and puts them in a tank*

Remus: You guys ready to see your froggy husband?

Asclepius and Viper: *hiss* (Yessssss!)

Remus: Alright I'll be right back!

Remus: *sinks down to Patton's room*

Remus: *takes Pepe out of his tank*

Remus: Hey buddy

Pepe: *croaks* (Hi! ^-^)

Remus: You wanna go see your two snakey boys?

Pepe: *croaks* (Yeah!)

Remus: Alright and away we go!

Remus: *sinks back down to his room with Pepe*

Remus: *puts Pepe in the tank that Asclepius and Viper are in*

Remus: Alright here you go!

Asclepius: *hiss* (Pepe my husband you have arrived!) 

Viper: *rolls his eyes*

Pepe: *croaks* (Hi Asclepius!)

Pepe: *croaks* (Hi Viper!)

Viper: *hiss* (Hello Pepe~)

Asclepius: *aggressively hisses at Viper*

Viper: *aggressively hisses back at Asclepius*

Asclepius: *hiss* (Ssso Pepe darling how have you been?)

Pepe: *croaks* (I've been good! My dad got me a new rock for my tank!)

Viper: *mumble hiss*  (I'll rock your tank~)

Asclepius: *aggressively hisses at Viper* (Viper shut up!)

Asclepius: *hiss* (Interesssting)

Remus: *cackles* I'll leave you guys at it!

Remus: *leaves the room and goes to where Virgil is*

Remus: Alright the next dare is for you Virgil and it says Virgil: why not introduce your spider to assist new Octobud I think they could both use a new Buddy :D

Remus: *gasps* YES!!!

Remus: Virgil, Arachne NEEDS to meet Oswald!

Virgil: Alright let's go

Remus and Virgil: *walk to Remus' room*

Remus and Virgil: *sees Pepe riding on Asclepius' back in the tank*

Pepe: *croaks* (Wheeee! ^-^)

 Viper: *hiss* (When is it my turn for him to ride my back?)

Asclepius: *hiss*  (Never!)

Virgil: Well then

Remus and Virgil: *walk to Oswald's tank*

Virgil: *takes Arachne out of his pocket*

Virgil: *petting Arachne* You ready to make a new friend Arachne?

Arachne: *small hiss* (I guess...)

Remus: You ready to meet someone Oswald?

Oswald: ... (OOH! Yes! Who?)

Virgil: *shows Arachne to Oswald through the tank*

Remus: Oswald this is Arachne!

Remus: Arachne this is Oswald!

Arachne: *small hiss* (H-Hi...)

Oswald: ... (Hello!)

Oswald: ... (How are you?)

Arachne: *small hiss* (I-I'm good...)

Arachne: *small hiss* (A-And you?)

Oswald: ... (I'm great! Thanks for askin!)

Remus and Virgil: *smile*

Virgil: *places Arachne on the table next to Oswald's tank*

Remus: We'll let them get to know each other

Virgil: We should probably give Patton and Jan their animals back now

Remus: Yeah

Remus and Virgil: *walk to the tank*

Remus: Alright guys Pepe has to go now

Asclepius and Viper: *hiss* (Aww Okay)

Asclepius: *gives Pepe a lil smooch*

Pepe: *croaks* (^-^)

Asclepius: *hiss* (Farewell my husband I will be ssseeing you sssoon)

Pepe: *croaks* (Bye Bye! ^-^)

Virgil: *takes Pepe and sinks down to Patton's room*

Patton: Hey kiddo!

Virgil: Hey 

Virgil: Me and Remus had to use Pepe for something so here you go

Virgil: *gives Patton Pepe*

Patton: *takes Pepe* Thanks!

Patton: Did you have fun Pepe?

Pepe: *croaks* (Yeah!)

Patton: *giggles* That's good!

Patton: *puts Pepe back in his tank* 

Virgil: Alright I gotta go later Pat

Patton: *waves* Bye Virgil!

Virgil: *sinks back down to Remus' room*

Remus: *carrying Asclepius and Viper* Alright now we have to bring these two to Jan

Remus and Virgil: *walk to where Janus is*

Janus: There they are

Remus: *gives Asclepius and Viper to Janus* Yeah my dare was for them to be in the same tank as Pepe

Janus: *takes Asclepius and Viper* Did you two behave?

Asclepius and Viper: *hiss* (Yessss)

Janus: *gives them a look* Hmm alright

Janus: *puts Asclepius and Viper in his hat*

Janus: *puts his hat back on*

Remus: Alright Jan the first question is for you and it says Janus: I have a question for you, I found this idea on Instagram that has a theory of both of you and Patton being one at one point, like how Remus and Roman were one creativity. How do you feel about that? Who knows with you, it could have been like Garnet from Steven Universe!

Janus: I'm sorry there's a what now?

Virgil: That's a thing?

Janus: Okay here's the thing though, it would be possible for me and Patton to be one because we both do have the same job

Janus: Patton doesn't represent Morality

Janus: And I don't represent Deception and Self Preservation

Janus: The difference between Roman and Remus' situation is that Thomas didn't have seperate views of his creativity and imagination therefore making one all about sunshine and rainbows and one about-

Remus: Sex, cannibalism, and destruction!

Janus: Yeah...

Virgil: Plus not all forms of deception is bad so

Remus and Janus: Yeah 

Janus: So that's not my answer

Remus: Alright and the last dare is for me and it says Remus: I have one more dare for you, trash boy and it's one you're going to love~ *evil laughs* I dare you to find Remy dump all of his coffee on him while shouting "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE REM IN THIS HOUSE HOLD AND IT'S MOI B#TCH!" then run away while throwing 'the bird' at em XD

Remus: YES!!!! I'VE DREAMED OF THIS MOMENT!!!

Virgil: *concerned* Remus please-

Remus: *getting excited* I'll be right back!

Remus: *sinks down to where Remy is*

Remy: *sitting at his desk with his coffee* Remus babe what's up! How've you been?

Remus: *holding in his anger and gritting his teeth* I'm doing just fine

Remy: That's good so what brings you here?

Remus: Well I just wanted to do this!

Remus: *takes Remy's cup of coffee and pours it all over his head*

Remy: Ow!

Remus: *throws the mug on the ground causing it to break*

Remus: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE REM IN THIS HOUSEHOLD AND IT'S ME BITCH!!!

Remus: *runs away flipping Remy off*

Remy: *in the distance* Remus you fucking bitch!

 Remus: *quickly sinks back down*

Remus: *laughing like a maniac*

Remus: *sighs* I feel SO MUCH better!

Virgil and Janus: *slightly terrified of Remus*

Remus: Anyways! The last question is for all of us and it says And one last question for everyone: how have my dare and asks been so far because I tried to be creative and I can never be too sure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Remus: AMAZING!!!

Virgil: Trust us your asks and dares have been great so far and we love everything you sent us

Remus: Agreed!