Hiccup: remind me why I'm still here *glares at Jack*

Jack: *mockingly* cuz you wuv me?

Hiccup: Yah, I would have to say that, only the EXSACT OPPOSITE

Jack: ok! ok! Mr. Smarty Pants has to cool off, I'm gonna go try to freeze the equator line again

Hiccup: you know it's the hottest point in the earth and it will never be snowing around there

Jack: *already out the door shouting* I gotta try!

Hiccup: what a jerk

Ice: Hiccup, you're gonna love this dare

I dare hiccup to shout random words when in a conversation with jack
- malenney12345

Hiccup: *room turns dark and there's a flashlight on his face* MUAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Ice: that's really out of character and frankly, creepy, any one else agree?

Merida: yup

Jake: totally

Elsa: yah...

Rap: true dat

Hiccup: what? Just because I'm me means I can't be sneaky?

Merida: *imitates hiccup's voice* Well, it's technically, not actually like that, but hypothetically speaking it could be

Hiccup: when have I ever actually talked like that?

Merida: *raises her eyebrow*

Hiccup: ok!

Jack: *walks in* turns out, it's impossible to freeze the equator..

Hiccup: Hey, what's TARANTULA up?

Jack: ok? So I was-

Hiccup: COTTAGE CHEASE!

Jack: I WAS SAYING-

Hiccup: SOCKS!!!

Jack: *eye twitches* I'm gonna-

Hiccup: SOCCER!!!

Jack: -_- go...

Hiccup: Elmo!!!

Jack: *leaves*

Hiccup: how long am I allowed to do this?

Ice: I guess till the next dare...

Hiccup: yes!

A/N: still don't know wut the visit is, so... yah