I dare Hiccup to run around screaming, "THE PINEAPPLES ATE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!"
-an_unknown_dimension

Hiccup: I've been preparing for this my whole life *puts on Pineapple hat*

Merida: *rolls eyes* not this again

Ice: this was a thing?

Hiccup: *runs outside* THE PINEAPPLES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!

Jake: apparently it was

~~~~~~1 hour later~~~~~~

Hiccup: *panting* pineapples.... world.... Over takers

Elsa: is he still out there?

Jack: yup, I still don't get why he likes this

Merida: long story, a REALLY long story, started with a pineapple tripping him, ended with... well it still hasn't ended

Hiccup: pineapples- *faints*

Merida: I'll get him

A/N: please blast the Internet w/ memes of hiccup and pineapples if u love me! Omg, I had so much fun writing this one! Thank you dimension!!!!!!!