Question 9

Are you all excited for Xmas?- Caitlyn (My class at school)

Dick: yassssss! I have made Bruce stick a tree in every room and Damian only burned down one which is great!

Tim: two, Damian burned down two. You out one in his bedroom this Morning while he was asleep and he burned it outside half an hour ago. I think he's sleeping now in the batcave

Dick: geez, what's his deal with Christmas? Why does he hate it more than Jason does? It's not normal to hate something more than Jason.

Jason: f*ck you *glares*

Dick: you do hate Christmas though, and every other holiday ever.

Jason: not true, I like Halloween

Dick: why, because you're a corpse?

Jason: that's it you f*cking-

Alfred: master Jason language like that is not allowed! Master Bruce has came up with the idea of a swear jar and every time you swear it's a dollar in the jar *leaves*

Jason: *doesn't say anything so he doesn't swear and punches the wall leaving a dent*

Dick: so little wing, how much cash do you have on you?

Jason: about $2.06....

Tim: dick you aren't going to- are you?

Dick: yes I am

Tim: bad idea.

Jason: I'm not putting sh*t into that jar!

Alfred: *yells from upstairs* master Bruce will break Into your back account if you do not cooperate, master Bruce also said if your behaviour doesn't change you will be heading straight to anger management

Jason: f*ck! *puts in $2

Dick: haha you only have $0.06 left XD

Jason: go f- aargh!

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