Jenni(cousin's friend) : if the bat kids were to get arrested what would it be for? Bruce answer this

Bruce: well Dick would get arrested for something stupid like getting drunk and punching a cop or running about naked in the streets

Jason: haha so true

Bruce: Barbara would probably get arrested for putting dick in the hospital after an argument

Barbara: I wouldn't put him in the hospital...

Bruce: Jason would definitely get arrested for violence and drug use

Jason: what?

Bruce: you have been sighted more than once smoking on rooftops.

Jason:....

Bruce: Tim would get arrested for a reason like he forgot to put his trash in a trash can

Tim: seriously?

Jason: uh yeah that dose sound pretty accurate for you Tim

Tim: pshht whatever I'm a badass deep down

Dick: sure you are tim, whatever helps you sleep at night

Bruce: Damian could get arrested for anything but most likely murder

Dick: what?! Lil' wing wouldn't kill anyone

Damian: I'm an assassin

Dick: ex-assassin

Damian: I've killed before

Jason: it's funny and worrying how he can just say he's killed someone with zero fucks at all

Alfred: master Jason!

Jason: sorry geez