Damian, do you own any cats yet?

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Damian: no and what does "yet" mean?

Jason: it means everyone can see through your lies about not liking cats

Damian: I do not want any cats!

Dick: but baby bird I though me and Jason were gonna buy you two cats!

Damian: I changed my mind now Grayson

Dick: aww but it would be sooo cute!

Damian: I would do something but I don't want to be threatened like Todd

Jason: I'm actually scared to talk now, readers give me money in the comments!

Tim: you cannot ask our readers for money! Nobody comment money!

Jason: desperate times call for desperate measures and I'm pretty desperate to swear right now!

Tim: fine but we are not accepting anymore than $5 per comment

Jason: what?!

Tim: yes Jason no more than $5 so you better hope your fans are reading

Jason: there's bound to be someone, right?

Damian: you are pathetic Todd, go and move out

Jason: I would move out you brat but I'd rather live in this mansion than a freaking crappy apartment in a crime neighbourhood!

Tim: you didn't swear

Jason: I know right! I'm like a f*cking pro now. Aw F*ck.  F*ck!!!!

Dick: *covers Damian's ears as Jason continues to curse himself for cursing*

Tim: *sigh* Jason you are one broke guy...