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Requested by Willowflame

Jason: dick I'm bored and out of ammo and smokes!

Dick: being out of ammo and cigarettes is a good thing!

Jason: no it's not....

Jason: I'm dying! Again! Of boredom!!!!

Damian: *sarcastically* what a way to go Todd, you will be missed *puts on mask*

Jason: hold up where you going?!

Damian: *smiles proudly* Tim asked me for help on one of his missions with his team.

Dick: tell babs I said hi

Damian: don't rely on it

Dick: I won't.

Jason: why does he get to be on that team anyways?

Dick: he isn't fully a member yet until next year but he gets to go with the team because he is a hero and it's good experience

Jason: I'm a hero!

Damian: huh really? I though you were more of the criminal type, you know murdering 100's of people an all....

Jason: bad people! I was doing what Bruce wasn't and I was taking them out!

Damian: whatever just let me do my heroing while you do your lowlife criminal crimes *leaves*

Jason: I'll do those f*cking crimes on you, you little bast**d!!!!

Dick: Jason calm down! Geez just ignore him already, he's 11

Jason: it isn't my fault Damian is being a little b*tch!

Dick: *sighs* whatever Jason just leave him be

Jason: *laughs* leave him be? More like he leave me be!

Dick: that didn't make much sense

Jason: it's your fault so shut up! Nobody understands me!

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