For dick, give Jason a crowbar for his birthday- anonymous

Dick: ok sure, best to get it out the way when he still hates me right?

Bat family: *finishes singing happy birthday*

Bruce: ok Jason go open up your gifts

Jason: *looks at the long one then picks it up* who's this from?

Dick: me! You'll find it a right laugh *smirks*

Jason: ok? *takes crowbar out of box then shoots a nasty glare at dick then smiles* you're actually right, I will have a laugh with this

Dick: really? Oh right....

Jason: *starts hitting dick with crowbar* next crowbar/ joker related dare or question that you do I will kill you dick!