Make Jason babysit the boys

ok *evilly laughs*

Dick: *says sickly* are you sure you can look after the boys without me? *sneezes*

Jason: *laughs sure I can, you don't need to worry one bit! *tucks dick in his bed* go rest now. you look like sh*t *gives him a pill* this is for that headache of yours

Dick: *takes pill then lies down and closes eyes* thanks? Just...don't...let them..drink....*falls asleep*

Jason: me? Let them drink my booze?! Ha no way, the drink is all mine!

(Down in the living room after a "few" drinks)

Jason: *unconscious on the floor with empty vodka bottle in hand*

Tim: *facepalms* oh Jason....

Damian: is he supposed to be looking after us or the other way around?

Tim: honestly I don't know just lets take him to his room

Damian: do it yourself *crosses arms*

Tim: what?! Damian he's unconscious! Out cold! I can't lift him myself!

Damian: that's your problem drake, not mine

Tim: *sighs* fine then but we can't leave him on the floor! Of Bruce and Alfred comes back to this he'll, he'll-

Damian: I do not care what father thinks about Todd's recklessness, he should hide the alcohol in this household

Tim: Jason is red hood! He will just steal some from a liquor store!

Damian: *sighs* fine then, let him drink until he kills himself

Tim: that's not what I meant

Damian: oh yeah, what did you mean then!

Tim: I didn't mean that!

Damian: what did you mean then Tim! Huh?!

Tim: you better quit while you're ahead Damian if you don't want to end up unconscious like Jason!

Damian: is that a threat drake?! Better watch your back!

Tim: oh yeah? Bring it on you bloodthirsty little creep!

Damian: oh I will *battle cry*

(The next morning with dick)

Alfred: master Bruce I have found master dick, he is in his room still looking poorly

Dick: *sits up* huh? Oh morning Alfred *smiles weakly*

Alfred: good morning master dick

Bruce: dick why is Tim unconscious on the kitchen floor, Damian unconscious at the bottom of the stairs and Jason on the living room floor out cold with a bottle in his hand and why is the house trashed?!

Dick: I went to sleep as soon as you two left for the business trip- wait Jason did what now?!

Bruce: so you're saying you did not hear any noise at all yesterday?

Dick: no, I was out cold from the second Jason left...and gave me a pill for the headache....it must have been a sleeping pill so I wouldn't wake up...

Bruce: I think so too

Dick: I can't believe I fell for his trick, I knew he wasn't normally that nice to me...