Chalant16: I dare Damian to wet his pants

Damian: I was checking my emails and found this private message, I'm not amused but I don't have much of a choice so I will not wet myself to but I will "wet myself"; by that I mean I'm going to soak my jeans with water and make everyone think I had an accident.

Damian: *walks into kitchen where dick is sleeping with his head rested on the table*

Dick: *mumbles in sleep* want to drive the batmobile...yeah?...great...

Damian: *rolls eyes and takes a bottle of water from the fridge then goes back to his room and to his bathroom*

Damian: Todd will never ever let this go and since we are at battle it would be an advantage to him, the enemy to have something to use against me which in this case is this so thank you Chalant16, you are officially on my to kill list

*damian pours water on his jeans then goes into the backyard where everyone is enjoying the sun*

Dick: look you came outside, isn't this better than that pitch black room of yours?

Jason: *smirks* obviously not since it looks like he had a little accident

Damian: yeah I did, didn't get to the bathroom on time

Jason: haha this is so going on Instagram!

Tim: fake accident more like, anyone with half a brain knows that you don't pee there so for the future if your going to fake peeing yourself make sure you pour the water around that area and not just your leg

Damian: it's real seriously

Jason: yeah let's find out then. *picks up damian*

Damian: Put me down you imbecile!

Jason: as you wish baby bird *throws Damian in pool*

*damian struggles slightly to swim*

Bruce: *not really bothered tone* Damian maybe you should try taking off a few layers or you'll drown, again.

Damian: father I'm fine

*20 minutes later*

Dick: Damian...

Damian: fine! *strips down to just his jeans and swims to the side and climbs out then glares at Jason.

Damian: you better run

Jason: uh oh *runs away into house being chased by damian*