Anonymous(why y'all don't want your names to be shown idk) : have a drinking contest for the bat kids

Dick: this is legal because everyone is in their home and the law states that anyone over the age of five can drink in their home when supervised by an adult i.e ME.

Barbara: I'm not drinking since I'm making sure everything is safe and because I don't drink.

Tim: *runs in* Bruce and Alfred are gone for the night so we can start!

Dick: ok then oldest goes first *pours a vodka shot then downs it* woah that was strong

Jason: cheers! *downs the shot no problem at all*

Tim: *looks at shot weirdly* will we get in trouble for this?

Jason: most likely yeah *forces shot down tim's throat*

Tim: what the heck was that

Dick: that was vodka Tim, by the end of the night you'll love it

Damian: *downs shot* that tasted weird

Barbara: ok round two, you boys need to down a whole glass of wine

Tim: I've got a feeling I'm going to die

Dick: *dances around and places glasses on the table* ok let's do this!  *downs glass*

Jason: wine in my opinion is too classy for me but if I have to *downs glass*

Tim: *downs glass the coughs* what the heck was that one

Dick: that was child's play Tim. Man up. Now

Damian: *drinks wine* guys my vision is all weird

Tim: it's round two

Jason: it's normal for a guy his age and the fact this is probably his first time drinking....

Tim: what? What the hell is gonna happen

Jason: nothing will happen, I'm betting he'll last until round five at least Anyways

Damian: great

*******

Barbara: round six, down a whole beer bottle

Dick: *giggles* Barbara you're beautiful.

Barbara: thanks babe but you need to drink this *hands him bottle*

Dick: I love you *drinks bottle in one go then hiccups*

Jason: ok bitchez lets do this! *downs beer* smooth as f*ck

Tim: *laughs* this is so fun...haha why don't we always do this? *downs beer like a freakin pro then lies down and laughs*

Damian: ...

Barbara: shit how long has he been out?

Jason: I have no idea *laughs*

****

Barbara: *snores quietly*

Dick: round twelve... *drinks half the vodka bottle*

Jason: haha your so going...down...*passes out with vodka bottle in hand*

Tim: *on ground with beer in hand*

Damian: *passed out with blue wicked in hand*

Dick: round thirteen...

*bruce and Alfred arrive*

Dick: *walks upstairs to Alfred and bruce* hey guys

Bruce: *looks at vodka in dick's hand* you've been drinking?

Dick: only little bit... *downs most of bottle and Alfred snatches it*

Alfred: master dick I believe you have drunken too much

Dick: no not at all... *passes out and Bruce catches him*

Bruce: Alfred?

Alfred: master Bruce I believe everyone has drunken too much...

Bruce: *groans*