RobertaAdomaityte: I dare you to go on top of the lady liberty and scream, "I eat unicorn poop!"

Spiderman: uh.....sure! I guess JJJ's reaction will be funny. Then again it'll probably go like this,

Spiderman: *JJJ impression* menace spiderman screams on lady liberty scaring away children and little old ladies

Spiderman: hah what the heck lets do this!

AT THE TOP OF THE STATUE OF LIBERTY

Spiderman: *at the top of his lungs* I EAT UNICORN POOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!

Spiderman: *breathes heavily* I....hope the....avengers.....didn't hear ...... That, I don't wanna....make a bad impression....of myself....

MEANWHILE W/ THE AVENGERS

Hawkeye: what was that?

Black widow: sounded like that kid

Hulk: bug man!

Ironman: yup, Jarvis says the voice belonged to none other than spiderboy

Thor: Spiderman? The human warrior is called Spiderman I believe

Ironman: Peter is a lot of things, annoying,full-of-himself, cocky but a warrior isn't one of them

Thor: I could say the same to you

Ironman: and what's that supposed to mean?!

W/ SPIDERMAN

Spiderman: yeah I'm sure they didn't hear me, I mean their tower is at least a good few block away.....