12/27/21

We have a dare from KelseyPrincessOfSamo

Sonic: Well, I guess we better get started.

We'll do it in the order that's presented here. So, you first Knuckles.

*Knuckles sat in a separate room with a laptop, waiting for the video to get started*

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0:00-0:07
Knuckles: Everything seems normal so far.

0:12-0:17
Knuckles: Okay. Standard ingredients.

0:18
Knuckles: Why frozen? Wouldn't it better if it wasn't?

0:20
Knuckles: Cashews? Kinda weird.

0:22
Knuckles: Okay. A weird choice again.

0:23-0:25
Knuckles: Okay, that's way too many nuts.

0:26-0:29
Knuckles: Woah! What is happening?

0:30-0:54
Knuckles: What is happening right now!? Where are they getting these foods!?

0:55-1:00
Knuckles: That's not mixing!

1:01-1:09
Knuckles: And you dropped the table. Great.

1:10-1:17
Knuckles: That's not gonna make it better.

1:18-1:39
Knuckles: I would never try this. Also, stop saying sh*t.

1:40-1:42
Knuckles: And the guy threw up. What did I just watch? Do people actually like this?

*Sonic was the next one to watch*

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0:00-0:05
Sonic: That cake actually looks good. Already a good start.

0:06-0:17
Sonic: Don't you need eggs to make a good cake? How does that work?

0:18-0:32
Sonic: Alright. Seems normal enough.

0:33
Sonic: Wait, salt?

0:34-0:37
Sonic: That's a lot of sugar.

0:38-0:44
Sonic: Now it just looks like powder.

0:45-0:50
Sonic: Wait, what!? Coconut oil!?

0:51-0:52
Sonic: Now lemon juice!? Why!?

0:53-0:57
Sonic: Oh, so we're going to ignore those weird ingredients?

0:58-1:04
Sonic: Wait, but I thought this was supposed to be eggl-.

1:05-1:12
Sonic: Woah! That's a lot of eggs!

1:13-1:48
Sonic: Just add the chocolate sauce!!

1:49-1:53
Sonic: Okay, that's way too much chocolate sauce.

1:54-1:57
Sonic: Again with the eggs?

1:58-2:10
Sonic: Haha! Ran out of eggs, did ya?

2:11-2:24
Sonic: But those aren't real eggs.

2:25-2:28
Sonic: Those aren't real eggs!!

2:29-2:44
Sonic: That's not mixing! Also, that looks disgusting.

2:45-2:48
Sonic: That's a lot of sprinkles. Also, you have the plush in there.

2:49-2:54
Sonic: No, wait! You have the plush in there!

2:55-3:00
Sonic: That's so burnt! And it's bubbling!

3:01-3:10
Sonic: That crunchy sound. I hate it.

3:11-3:24
Sonic: Why would you eat it!? It's so burnt! And you at the plush! I can't. I'm leaving!

*Sonic sped off as Tails was ready for his video*

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0:00-0:03
Tails: This could be very educational for some to watch.

0:04-0:24
Tails: Placing the laptop in the pan to demonstrate is a great way to keep the water from spilling everywhere. Already a great start.

0:25-0:35
Tails: Of course it's very important to clean up the water before someone can fix it. My laptop is water proof, but that doesn't mean I don't clean it when it does get wet

0:36-0:44
Tails: I think it would be better to take your laptop to an expert before unscrewing your laptop, but I understand that not everyone has the time or money to get it fixed by a professional.

0:45-0:55
Tails: I'm not sure if using a blow dryer is the safest option.

0:56-1:09
Tails: I actually read somewhere that rice can indeed absorb water.

1:10-1:24
Tails: I still recommend taking your laptop to a professional, just to make sure everything is working properl-.

1:25
Tails: Oh, god! It's on fire!

1:26-1:32
Tails: Stop! You're damaging your laptop!

1:33-1:37
Tails: Isn't that a bit overkill!?

1:38
Tails: It's on fire again!

1:39-1:43
Tails: I'm sorry, but your laptop is beyond broken at this point.

1:44-1:50
Tails: Why would you freeze it!? That's not gonna fix it!

1:51-1:57
Tails: It's not going to start worki- Ah! It's one fire again!

1:58-2:09
Tails: Stop damaging your laptop! Wait, where did the eggs come from?

2:10-2:25
Tails: Don't destroy it in the bathtub! There's a chance you could get electrocuted!

2:26-2:31
Tails: It's not gonna work. It's gonna catch fire again, isn't it?

2:32
Tails: I knew it.

2:33-2:37
Tails: At this point, I don't even care.

2:38-2:55
Tails: Wait... are you making rice? Why? And you put it on top of the broken laptop? With some sort of chili?

2:56-3:09
Tails: And your eating. Great. I guess you made your broken laptop into a dinner plate.

3:10-3:15
Tails: You don't learn, do you?

3:16-3:25
Tails: ... I don't know what I watched, but I'm leaving.

*Tails left as Kim was the last one to watch her video*

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0:00-0:13
I'm not sure why you wanted to show me this. I've never needed to remove a security tag. If that happens when you buy it, just return to the cash register so that they can do it for you.

0:14-0:25
God, that ringing keeps getting louder and louder.

0:26-1:01
I'm not sure if that's gonna work.

1:02-1:10
Kinda looks like blood now. How is this supposed to-?

1:11-1:34
😳

1:35-1:37
Wait, how does the microwave still work?

1:38-1:50
🙄🙄

1:51-1:57
That's disgusting.

1:58-2:35
... What the f*ck did I just watch? Seriously, what the f*ck was this? Uhh, thanks for the dare, I guess, but now I have to check up in Team Sonic and see how they're doing.