Kili: Hey guys! Guess what~!

Geno: We got our first dare/ask?

Kili: Kinda.

Edge:*raise brow* Kinda? What the f**k you mean?

Ink: There are children here Edge! I recommend that you watch that mouth of yours!

Error: There are no children here Ink.

Sci: Well, Blue and Dream act like children, sometimes Kili and Raz. And they don't know those type of words.

Nightmare: Especially Dream.

Ink: See Error! And who knows?! They're might be readers that doesn't know those word either!

Fell: They're all innocent.

Kili: Anyways. Get ready to meet some old friends!

Everyone: Huh?

Kili: Great to see ya too Amber! Same for you Chandra!

Classic: Hey Amber. We're doing great.

Blue: CHANDRA!*hugs her*

Dream: Hugs!*hugs Amber*

Horror: What Classic said, but some of us are feeling bloody.

Killer:*flips knife* Yeah. I need to stab something... or some monster or someone. *eyes Kili*

Kili: Haha.. No. There will be NO violence in this AU of mine.

Reaper: Then why did I saw you-

Kili:*covers his mouth* You do NOT talk about that time again.

Reaper:*removes hand from mouth* Okay kid. No need to put venom in your voice.

Geno:*smirks* Is just to bad that you told me about it.

Reaper: What are you-*realizes* Wait, kid, I didn't told her!

Kili:*glares* You're lying..!

Reaper:*feels his sins crawling on his back* I promise I didn't say anything to her!

Geno:*scoffs* Sure. It's not like you mumble in your sleep of what's going on throughout your day.

Kili: Why I outta-!*breathes* Actually, Imma show the readers what I look like. Using Gacha Life!

Reaper:*sighs in relief*

Kili: Don't be to comfortable Reaper.

Reaper:*gulps* Yes ma'am!

Kili: Onward withering the pic!

C!Chara:*sweat drops* Her mood changed so quickly..

Kili: So that's what I look like and behind me is the house that we're living!

Dust: I never expect for this house to be THAT big...

Cross: It's even bigger than Nightmare's castle..

Nightmare: Is it even a house?!

Kili: Well, it's a mansion.*shrugs* I just called it house.

Edge: Hold up! If that 'house' is that big, then which part of the house are we in?

Sci: Are you that blind? We're obviously at the living room.

Kili: Yeah! And don't worry about getting lost! I put signs to help ya get your way around! There are even signs for your bedrooms!

Fell: Do we have our own rooms?

Kili: Some rooms are bigger than you expected, so some of you might have to share.... Well all of you except maybe a few of you guys. Some of you guys may have two roommates until others start coming and living here.

Raz: What?! You expect me to share a room with them?!

Sci: Of course we'll be splitting the genders for privacy and pairing those who get along with each other well.

Kili: This house has 7 floors and 4 towers! It's probably... ummm... maybe either 8 to 10 times wider then Nightmare's castle.

Everyone:*looks at Kili in disbelief*...

Kili: What? Too big?

Horror: Nightmare's castle is nearly 22 500² feet!

Ink: The last time we, Dream, Blue and I, went there, it has 3 floors and of course 4 towers...

Kili: It may be big for you guys, but for me I think it's enough for countless of Sans and probably more people/monsters to live!

Lust: If the house is that big to fit those many monsters and people, why are we having roommates?

Kili: Cause who knows how many monsters and people are gonna fit!

Classic: Can we wrap this up and see who's with who already?

Raz: Oh my Asgord no!

Edge: Heh, that's Classic.

Blue: Edge! No!

Kili: That's it!*goes to the kitchen and gets a jar**comes back* Pay up!

Cross:*reads* The Pun Jar... Huh?

Kili: Oh yeah!*writes something* Done!

Cross: The Pun/Swear Jar. Oh.

Classic:*puts 5$* Heh. Worth it.

Edge:*grumbles* Here!*puts 10$*

Kili: How generous of you! It's suppose to be a dollar for each PUN and SWEAR, but this works.

Nightmare: Back to the house conversation. Who's with who?

Kili:*points at the billboard* Check there.

Dust:*facepalms* Of course..

Everyone:*looks at the billboard*

List:

Boys-
Dust and Horror
Fell and Edge
Cross, C!Chara and Nightmare
Error and Reaper
Sci and Classic

Girls-
Ink and Geno
Dream and Blue
Raz, Lust and Killer

Killer: Great. I'm with s*x and scar girl...

Lust: I don't do that all the time! Not even on purpose!

Kili: Pay up Killer! You said a swear!

Killer: No I did not! What swear word did I say?!

Kili: The ex one.

Killer: Ex? Oh, but how is s*x a swear word?!

Kili: My dad said so when I was young. And being a innocent child I am, I believe it. So pay up!

Killer: Fine! Here!*puts 2$*

Fell: I can understand why you pair up me and Edge.

Error: Why am I with Death?!

Kili: I think you two will get along well. There's another reason, but I can't say.

Sci:*hums* I like how you pair us up with the same personalities and of course pairing friends with friends.

Horror: Hey, look at this*points at a paper*

Floors:

Main floor(floor 1)-Basic (Living room, Kitchen, Pool, etc.

Floor 2-Bedrooms for the Guest and Readers

Floor 3 and 4-Bedrooms for the boys

Floor 5 and 6-Bedrooms for the girls

Floor 7-Bedroom for ____ aka collection room

Dust: A collection room?

Kili: Correction, it's collection rooms. It's plural.

Classic: I'm guessing that's your room?

Kili: Uh.... yes..?

Blue: You got the whole 7th floor?! Awesome!

Geno:*sarcastic* Well ain't that fair...

Kili: I'm a collector! I always collect things that I found interesting and memorial! I don't even have enough room to put all of my collections!

Cross: So that's why it's also called the collection room, well rooms.

Kili: Each room has a specific type of collection.*sighs* Let's just end it here.

Nightmare: Good. It was getting g boring listening to you guys arguing all the time.

Everyone: Bye guys! Cya next time!

Kili: Chow my stars!