Deepest, Darkest Secrets
Pac-Man: Okay, anyone who wants to share their secrets first?
Everyone: ....
Pac-Man: Okay then... *Sighs* I hate to say this... but... Pinky tastes really sweet when I have eaten her in the past!
Pinky: Y-you think I taste sweet?
Pac-Man: Yeah... I'm sorry! I just love your taste!
Pinky: Oh my gosh! I love you even more if you love the way I taste! I'll feed you slime samples of me!
Pac-Man: *Smiles and blushes* I'm glad that at least Pinky is happy with me.
Cyli: I hate to say this... but I honestly like to cosplay as ponies....
Spiral: *Tries not to laugh*
Cyli: I love to go to Brony conventions, but I never been able to take any of my friends with me.
Spiral: Cyli, babe. I would love to go with you to a Brony convention!
Lianna: I would love to as well!
Cyli: Thanks you too.
Spiral: I.... *Sighs* I support the ship Pac-Man x Pinky.
Cyli: What's wrong with Pac-Man x Cyli?
Spiral: I honestly really like you, Cyli.
Cyli: *Blushes and smiles*
Pinky: Yes! I love my sweet Paccums!
Blinky: Okay... I honestly don't like the ship of Blinky x Inky...
Inky: Wait, people ship us?
Blinky: Yep.
Inky: That is strange stuff... anyway, I honestly like how hot Butt-ler's booty on his forehead looks...
Butt-ler: -_- End my afterlife...
Pinky: I happen to secretly have been trying to plot Cyli's death!
Cyli: Oh my god! I better call the cops! The president! My family! Help! Murderous yandere ghost!
Pinky: *Sweats a bit* Gotta go... *Flies off*
Cylde: I honestly... I TAKE THE DEAD BODIES OF MY PETS AND STUFF THEM UP LIKE A TAXIDERMIST AND TURN THEIR ORGANS INTO FOOD FOR MY OTHER PETS! *Cries*
Inky: That's sick.
Blinky: I better call the asylum number...
Cylde: Better get going! *Flies off*
Butt-ler: *Sweats* I actually like to spend my free time at a night club!
Dr.Buttocks: How dare you don't invite me to the night club!
Butt-ler: Yes. Betrayus gets mad at me when he often fines myself in a dumpster and passed out drunk.
Dr.Buttocks: *Starts to smirk*
Pac-Man: I wouldn't be smirking for long, Dr.Buttocks. It's your turn now.
Dr.Buttocks: *Sweats* I HAPPEN TO WEAR DIAPERS WHEN I SLEEP AND ON MY HEAD BECAUSE MY FOREHEAD LITERALLY HAS CRAP COMING OUT FROM THAT CRACK!
Everyone: *Laughing and rolling on the floor*
Dr.Buttocks: *Flies off crying*
Betrayus: Well... *Gulps* I have a genderbent version of myself named BetrayASS!!!
Everyone but Lianna: *Rolling on the floor, laughing*
Lianna: -_- I know that. *Gulps* I hate to say this... but Betrayus... I love you... but sometimes when I watch your show... I sometimes feel disturbed... by you..
Betrayus: O.O Okay...
Inky: Okay.... so... now our secrets have been revealed...
Blinky: *Gulps*
Cyli: Ask and dare us...
Pac-Man: Bye... *Awkwardly smiling and waving*
The End...
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