This is what i think p.i.e would be like if they lived in the past... as cowboys.

Ghost: the gay cowboy.

Toast: his lover.

Jimmy: the person who will steal your stuff then steal your boyfriend.

Gavin: the one who drinks to much.

Spooker: the innocent sidekick.

Colon: the not so innocent sidekick.

Maxwell: the actual cowboy.

Toilet Toucher: the person the dies first in a gun fight.

Aimee: the lovely ladie every straight guy wants.

Prince Fang: .....