ava1649 says: Gavin, I dare you to sing Candy Store from Heathers. I think it fits your personality

(Sinner: true!)
Gavin: ugh really!?
Toast: yes! Really!
Gavin:
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far,
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I’m feeling nice.
Here’s some advice.
Listen up, biotch!

All:
I like!

Gavin:
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot

Jimmy and maxwell:
I like!

Gavin:
Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Toast’s credit card

Jimmy and Maxwell:
I like!

Gavin:
Skippin’ gym
Scaring her
Screwing him

Jimmy and Maxwell:
I like!

Gavin:
Killer clothes

All:
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

Gavin:
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack

Jimmy and Maxwell:
Woah!

Gavin:
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsha with the quarterback

All:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
It’s time for you to prove
You’re not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

Jimmy and Maxwell:
Guys fall

Maxwell:
At your feet
Pay the check

Jimmy:
Help you cheat

All:
All you

Maxwell:
Have to do

Gavin:
Say goodbye to Shamoo

All:
That freak’s

Jimmy:
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

All:
If she

Jimmy:
Had your shot

All:
She would leave you to rot

Jimmy:
‘Course if you don’t care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on

All:
Woah!

Jimmy:
Or forget the creep

Maxwell:
And get in my jeep ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gavin:
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

All:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You’re not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store

Gavin:
You can join the team

Maxwell and Jimmy:
Or you can bitch and moan

Gavin:
You can live the dream

Jimmy and Maxwell:
Or you can die alone

Gavin:
You can fly with eagles

Gavin:
Or if you prefer

Gavin:
Keep on testing me

Jimmy and Maxwell:
And end up like her!

Sinner: uh hey?

All:
Woah!

Jimmy:
Honey, whachu waiting fo—
Gavin:
SHUT UP HEATHER- for step inyo my can-dy-- store Oooh woah! 
Woah oh oh!prove your not a lame ass any-more step into my candy store
(Jimmy: bitch do you want to die a second time?)

All:
Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove
Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! 
You’re not a lame ass anymore Then step into my candy store

Jimmy, Maxwell, and Gavin:
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store