Dared by: maya-natsus-doughter: I dare Natsu to play pokémon with Wendy.

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Natsu: Alright! Let's play POKÈMON!

Wendy: Yea!

Natsu: I know just who to ask for this! GAJEEL!!!

Gajeel: *Looks up from a book* What?

Natsu: I didn't know you could read?!

Gajeel: *Lifts up book* *Levy is under the book* Levy is teaching me how ok!

Natsu: Do you have any Pokèmon cards?

Gajeel: I got you fam! *Throws deck of cards*

*Natsu and Wendy start playing*

Natsu: Oooooo I'll be Charizard!

Wendy: I'll be Altaria! She is soooooo cute!!!

Natsu: No! Charizard is sick!

Wendy: No Altaria is so adorable!

Natsu: Charizard!

Wendy: Altaria!

Natsu: CHARIZARD!

Wendy: ALTARIA!

Sue: Wow! I've never seen Wendy get this worked up about something!

Lucy: So true! She normally so shy!

Wendy: ALTARIA GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

Natsu: I'm sorry! ;-;

Wendy: *Nods* That's better! SO ARE WE GONNA PLAY???

Natsu: Ye-yes Mrs!

*Cards come to life*

Natsu: What?

Wendy: GAJEEL!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!???

Gajeel: These cards come to life when they are used......*Cowers* I'm so sorry!

Wendy: THIS IS PERFECT! LETS PLAY!

Natsu: O-ok Uhhh....Attack: 138? *Charizard attacks the small cloud bird*

Wendy: HAHA YOU FOOLISH WEAKLING!!! ATTACK: 1000!!! *Bird grows 10 times larger*

Natsu: Errr how do you even do that???....wait what!? Noooooooo stop!!! **Runs out of the Guild* HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN???? HELP ME!!!

Wendy: That ought to teach him!

Sue: I...........am officially terrified! ;-;

Lucy: M-me too!

Gray: Hey guys!

Wendy: *Turns around* Hey Gray! *Smiles sweetly*

Sue and Lucy: 0 - 0 what?

Gray: *Looks around* What are you guys doing?

Sue: Oh hey Ice Princess! Just playing Pokèmon.

Wendy: Just.....playing......Pokémon??????!!!!

Sue and Lucy: *Hug each other* SHE'S BACK!!!

Gray: Hey what's wrong with Wendy? Oh well! Hey Wendy, you wanna play Pokèmon?

Wendy: *Smiles creepily* Offfff course!

Sue and Lucy: NOOOO *Knocks him out* *Runs out of the Guild* BYEEEEEEE

Wendy: Hun? What?