Dared by: Lucy_hartfilia_fft: I dare Natsu to get drunk and then make everyone drunk.

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Natsu: Ok I don't normally like getting drunk! I'm more of a Tabasco Juice person, but I'll do it!

Cana: ALRIGHT!!! FINALLY A DARE I CAN DO!!!!!!!!!

Natsu: Yo Mira! Hit me us with a barrel of beer!

MiraJane: One Tabasco--wait what do you want?

Natsu: Beer

MiraJane: Uhhhh ok......one beer? Coming right up!

Natsu: Thanks Mira!

MiraJane: *Mumbles* No prob

Natsu: *Drinks* *Get drunk* HAHAHA LUCE COME HERE!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

Lucy: Natsu are you ok? Your face is red. Are you drunk?

Natsu: No way! Of course I'm not drunk! Look! Ice Princess has TWO ugly faces!

Lucy: *Looks at Gray* Yea, Natsu, your drunk go home!

Natsu: NOOO I don't want to! *Starts crying* Luce! Come on! Drink with me and then I'll go home!

Lucy: Ugh fine just one drink!

20 minutes later~

Lucy: Natsu!!! Come kiss me!

Natsu: Come on everyone! DRINK DRINK DRINK!!!

Cana: THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!!

Juvia: Gray-sama!!! *Cries*

Gray: What's wrong? *Hic* Why are you crying?

Gray: Juvia doesn't know! *Cries*

Levy: Hahahaha this is too funny! Everyone is soooooo drunk!!!

Gajeel: Shrimp you are sooooooooo adorable! And drunk!!

Erza: JELLAL GET ME ANOTHER DRINK NOW!!!!!

Jellal: *Hic* *Sleeping* Erza.......you've had enough...........

Erza: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??? TOO MUCH? HOW DARE YOU!!! GET ME ANOTHER DRINK GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!

Romeo: *Cries* Wendy! Everyone keeps shipping you with Doranbolt!! He's too old for you!! *Blows nose* I LOVE YOU WENDY!!!!!!!!!!

Wendy: Zzzzzzzzzz hmm mm me too......Romeo.....I have a crush on you.....

Natsu: Haha Luce you are so hot! Haha!!!

Lucy: Natsu! Pet me!

Levy and MiraJane: Yay! We ship it Hahahaha!!!

MiraJane: Haha *Stops laughing* Wait where's Sue?

Sue: Hahahaha!!! I'm the king of the world!

Natsu: Silly you Sue! Your a queen not a king! Haha

Sue: NO WAY!!! WHY BE A QUEEN? WHEN YOU CAN BE A GOD???

Natsu: You mean a goddess?

Sue: .......sure........ANYWAY LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!

Guild: YEA!!! *Parties*