Me: Everyone, in here now!

*All the crew arrive*

Jesse: Another dare?

Me: Yes.

Aiden: This better not be one of you retarded dares.

Me: *Deathglares at Aiden* Look here, my dares are not retarded. Who do you think you are saying stupid sh*t like that!

Aiden: *Backs away*

Gil: Blaze rods!

Aiden and me: Gil, shut the hell up!!

Gil:....

Soren: I could be at home being with the endermen.

Magnus: Man, you need to get to know other people. Not just being with your endermen.

Ellegaard: Can we just get to the point?

Olivia: I agree. We need to get back on experiments with the red stones.

Me: Alright, here is the dare:

Axel: Another eating game? I just recovered from eating all the cake.

Jess: Sorry, we have to do this.

Ivor: Why did I agree to do this?

Me: For the treasure and to have fun with everyone.

Ivor: Oh yeah. I forgot about that.

Me: Come on, this is nothing compared to the time you guys had chaos with the wither storm and the other time you, Gabriel, Soren, Magnus, and Ellegaard cheated on defeating the ender dragon by using the command block.

Gabriel: Wait, how do you know all that?

Me: Ummm....

*Flashback*

Me: *Playing Minecraft story mode and gets to the part of Soren explaining the truth of the ender dragon battle* Shame on them. The dragon was just minding its own business. But no, they had to kill it for no reason! I bet the people are shocked by this truth and be mad. The world can be messed sometimes.

*The part of Gabriel coming clean to the people comes out*

Me: Don't look ashamed. You guys knew this was gonna happen. Be glad that you're all forgiven.

*Flashback ends*

Me: It's a long story.

Magnus: We will talk about this later.

Me: Anyway, let's get to the pie eating contest!

Soren: Can my endermen participate?

Me: No. I don't trust them anymore. Last time, you bought one of them to my house and literally attacked me!

Soren: That was because you've upset it.

Me: How is standing in an open considered upsetting an enderman?!

Soren: It has anger issues, ok?

Me: Whatever, let's get to the point.

*A table is set up and all the crew sit down*

Me: And our contestants are: Jesse, Jess, Axel, Olivia, Petra, Lukas, Aiden, Maya, Gil, Magnus, Ellegaard, Gabriel, Soren, and Ivor!

Axel: Why do you have to say that in dramatic voice?

Me: That's how it is in every contests. Anyway, you guys have to eat a entire pie. I chose pumpkin pie because it's me favorite pie and it's perfect in thanksgiving dinners.

Gabriel: What's thanksgiving?

Me: We'll discuss about that later. You guys have 30 seconds to eat all of the pie! And when I say all of it, I mean every last piece of it! And go!

*Timer starts*

*Everyone start eating as fast as they could*

Me: Ok, I don't think it's gonna turn out good for their stomachs. This is also a quick competition. Nobody can even finish it all in 30 seconds. Although, it is fun to watch. I've seen other people trying to do that. And they didn't even finish it all. We should do some crazy stuff more often. Also-

*Timer goes off*

Me: And times up! Let's see who won! *Sees that nobody finished the pie* I knew it. Nobody can eat it all under 30 seconds. It's impossible.

Olivia: You think?

Me: Yes I do. And it's a fact.

Axel: This is a good pumpkin pie though.

Jesse: We should do some crazy stuff more often. And Jesus, you can join us.

Me: Well I guess.

Magnus: Yeah Jesus, you should get dares as well!

Me: Okay, let's see if the readers are cool with it. I mean, the authors deserve some fun, right?

Everyone: Yeah!

Me: Well, we're gonna stop here. Be sure to send those asks and dares.

Magnus: And gives some dares to Jesus!

Everyone: Bye!