Me: Hello everyone and welcome back to this ask and dare book! I'm your host, Jesus! And I'm here with the entire crew!

Everyone: Hi!

Me: Before we begin, I would like to apologize for not being active lately. I was focusing on school stuff and I'm taking AP classes. On may, I have to get ready for the SAT and the AP tests.

Jesse: Don't worry. We understand that your focusing on school.

Ellegaard: Besides, your education is more important and you need to go to college. Even though your a junior in high school.

Me: Thanks guys. *Turns to the readers* You guys should stay in school. And I hope you reach your goal of graduation and get to attend college. Anyway, we have 2 asks and 2 dares!

Me: This will be fun!

Ask 1:

Me: So Ellegaard, are there any guys from the old order you like?

Ellegaard: It's not my place to say who I like. This is personal stuff and it would be embarrassing if I reveal my crush.

Petra: Stop being so scared! We all know that your crush is Magnus!

Axel: It's true guys!

Ellegaard: *Blushing* Shut up! You don't know about it!

Magnus: *Also blushes* Yeah! You guys don't know it!

Me: What's the matter? I thought you guys were rivals.😏 Maybe you both pretended to hate each other instead of coming clean.

Magnus and Ellegaard: SHUT UP OR WE'LL BEAT YOUR ASS!!!

Me: ... ok.

Ask 2:

Me: So Olivia, would you rather fight giant wolves or small and dangerous iron golems?

Olivia: This is a tough question. I would go with the iron golems.

Axel: Ha, weak! I would fight giant wolves. Now that's more like it.

Jesse: I would go with both because why not.

Me: I would go with Jesse as well. That would be more interesting!

Petra: I vote for both as well!

Lukas: I would go with the iron golems.

Dare 1:

Me: Soren, your an endermen expert. You should be fine with this.

Soren: But why should I look at it in the eyes? It's gonna get aggressive and it'll attack me!

Ivor: But you're always with the endermen all the time. So you have to do it.

Me: *Drags Soren to the Endermen* Have fun! *Runs off*

Soren: Jesus, you son of a b*tch! *Looks at and enderman in the eyes* Oh boy....

Enderman: ... *Screams in anger*

Soren: Well sh*t. *Runs away with the enderman after him*

Me: Run like your life depends on it!

Soren: IT DOES DEPEND ON IT!!! IM GONNA GET YOU BACK JESUS!!!

Me: Better watch my back.

Dare 2:

Magnus: Oh this will be fun. *Evil grin*

Axel: Can I join in?

Me: I don't see why not. I will join I as well.

Magnus: Ok guys. How should we do this?

Axel: We can scare them with some monster masks.

Me and Magnus: Nah.

Axel: Awww. Why not?

Me: If we do that, they're gonna attack and kill us before thinking twice. And we all know how Gabriel is. I say that we ambush them with potion traps!

Magnus and Axel: No.

Me: God dammit!

Axel: Dude, Ivor is very smart when it comes to potions. He knows every potion attack.

Magnus: I got it! *Takes out hair removal bottles* These are the hair remover bottles. I'll disguise them as shampoo bottles and when they take a shower, they'll be bald when they put it on their hairs.

Me and Axel: *Evil grin*

Me: Let's get to it.

*Axel, Magnus, and I disguise the bottles as shampoos*

*Later*

Gabriel: Jesus, can I use your shower for a bit? I forgot to shower at home.

Ivor: Me too, I really need to shower often.

Me: Of course. Gabriel, you're on shower #1 and Ivor you're in shower #2. I have 2 bathrooms.

Magnus: And here are some shampoos. *Hands then the disguised bottles*

Gabriel: Thanks. *Leaves to take a shower*

Ivor: Yeah, thanks. *Also leaves to take a shower*

Axel: Oh my god, they're gonna kick our asses!

Magnus: It'd be worth it!

Me: Let's hope that they don't attack us.

Gabriel: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS!?!?

Ivor: MY HAIR!!!!

*Gabriel and Ivor come out of the bathrooms with towels around them. They approach Magnus, Axel, and me*

Me, Magnus, and Axel: *Starts laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Me: Oh my god! I can't believe that you guys would actually shower with hair removal!

Gabriel and Ivor: HAIR REMOVAL!?!? *They get really furious*

Ivor: YOU MOTHER F*CKERS!!!

Gabriel: YOU THREE WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!

*Gabriel and Ivor take out their swords*

Me: Well sh*t.

*Me, Magnus, and Axel start running. Gabriel and Ivor run after us*

Magnus: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!

Axel: THEN WHY DIDNT YOU SAY ANYTHING?!?!

Magnus: DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

Me: KEEP RUNNING!!! THEY'RE AFTER US!!!

Gabriel: GET BACK HERE!!!!

Me: IM GONNA END THE CHAPTER HERE!! BE SURE TO SEND THOSE ASKS AND DARES!!!

Ivor: WHEN WE GET YOU, WERE GONNA TEAR YOU GUYS APART!!!