Nobody dared me to do this but......I'm going to make dipper kiss a guy besides bill because I know he likes him

Me:dipper you got to do it

Dipper:*sighs*fine

Me:so how are you going to....

Dipper:*kisses me*runs away*

Me:😳 *looks around*duh frick

Mabel:*comes out a bush*HAHA

me:*slaps mabel*NOT OONE MORE WORD

mabel:😦

Me:well that was weird.......Realy weird......whelp bye