Asked by Zumi-T-chan Saru do you completely love her?

Me: *Whispers* Someone kill me now. Seriously. *Shouts to Tsurugi* If you hit me with Death sword will it kill me?

Tsurugi: No!

Me: Please try it anyway.

Tsurugi: Just hear what Saru has to say.

Me: I don't even want to be in the same room as ape man!

Saru: Wow that's mean. I mean we are going to get married one day!

Me: I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU MONKEY.

Fei: That's a bit over the top.

Me: STAY OUT OF THIS!

Fei: *Backs away slowly*

Saru: Can I answer the question now?

Me: *Mumbles* Fine.

Saru: Yes I love her and I really want to marry her.

Me: I AM NOT MARRYING YOU!

Saru: Why not?

Me: Because I don't like you in that way. I like someone else.

Saru: *Frowns* Too bad you got dared to marry me with no divorce! *Puts me over his shoulder.*

Me: PUT ME DOWN!

Saru: Nope. You're going to go get into that dress!

Me: I HATE YOU MONKEY BOY!