Dared by Tenmei159 I dare Saru to marry you :3.

Me: WHAT!?!?!? THAT MONKEY?!?!?!?!

Saru: Come on its that any way to speak to your future husband?

Me: COME ON ANYONE BUT HIM. I'D RATHER DIE THEN MARRY HIM! AND WE'RE BOTH TOO YOUNG!!! *Looks over at friends* Please stop this....

Friends: *Shake heads.*

Me: You guys are useless.

Saru: Come on people are waiting at the alter. *pulls me along*

Me: SOMEONE HELP ME! PLEASE!!! *forced into wedding dress.* NOOOOOOO

Vicar: Saryuu Evan do you take Author-san to be your lawfully wedded wife.

Saru: I do.

Vicar: Author-san. Do you take Saryuu Evans to be your lawfully wedded husband.

Me: Nope! Nope! NOPE! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS!

*Gasps from crowd* 

Me: No one ever said I had to say yes......BYE *runs away*