mallorydiangelo I dare you and Kariya to adopt a puppy together!

Me: What type of puppy do you want?

Kariya: I don't know. What do you want?

Me: You're so much help. I want a Tibetan Mastiff. 

Kariya: WOAH DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THEY ARE!

Me: I was joking I would like an Affenpinscher. They're just adorable. 

Kariya: What shall we name it?

Me: Depends. Are we getting a female dog or a male dog. 

Kariya: We be getting a bitch!

Me: KARIYA *hits him with book* NO CUSSING.

Kariya: Fine. Can we get a female dog?

Me: Yeah *Smiles* Can we name her Kimi. It means noble. And I think that's adorable. 

Kariya: Anything for you *Smiles*

The next day.

Kariya: COME ON WE'RE GOING TO GO COLLECT KIMI

Me: *Runs down stairs* LET'S GO!

Kariya: *Takes my hand* Your chariot awaits. 

Me: *Laughs*

Back home with Kimi. 

Me: You'll be staying with me little one. Kariya will visit often I'm sure. *Pets Kimi's head*

Kimi: Woof. *Pants*