Dared by Phoenix_Dreyar I dare you and Saru to get a divorce Saru you can't say no

Me: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

Saru: But I don't want to!

Me: Shut up and sign the papers.

Saru: But I adopted a little girl for us!

Me: You can find someone better for her. She can't have parents that don't get along. 

Saru: Can't we work this out?

Me: I'm sorry. I like someone else. 

Saru: Who?

Me: Um...um.....................

Saru: Are you going to answer?

Me: Nope. Now sign the papers. I'll find you a good wife.

Saru: Ugh fine.